AMA Slaughter (Patreon)

Heeeey... I'm Slaughter.  Let's talk.  You're good with talking, right?

So, introductions and stuff.  I'm Slaughter, one of the Terrible Ten of the Reapers.  In case you missed it... and how in Decora could you... I'm a griffon.  Yeah, we're pretty rare, but if you ask me you're all pretty common.  There's only one me.  ...And there's so many me.

Anyway, don't know much about my childhood.  Don't know if it was so bad I wanted to forget it, or if something during the war blasted the memories out of my skull.  Griffons can live a long time- not like those fucking feduian cheating bastards!  We don't reincarnate and shit.  We just don't die till we're good and ready to.

Sometimes, not even then.

So yeah, I've been around a while, but I don't remember most of it.  I think there was this white light and screaming and... yeah.  That was a couple years ago.  Since then I've been dealing with shit.  Killing people who annoy me.  Eating people who annoy me.  Doing what I want for Big D.  He's technically the boss of the little clusterfuck of merry maniacs I currently belong to.  He gave me the name 'Slaughter' when I killed another member of the Terrible Ten.  You kill one, you're on the squad.  Cool, right?  It was a toss up between Rampage or Slaughter.  Like, some days I still prefer Rampage but eh... whatever.  Point is I got a good life.

Such a great life.  Yippe... skippy... yee... dong... day...

So anyway, I'm bored.  Not quite hungry.  Not quite horny.  I need to do something.  So I might as well answer questions.  I figure some of them might actually be fun to talk about.  Who knows?  So go ahead and ask.