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HEA Where Are They Now? + Bonus Updates (Patreon)

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Y'all. We had the time of our lives recording this "Where Are They Now?"!

Mary: Sissy Detective took  a deep dive into where these messy people are now... From (non-existent) career milestones, divorces, oh,we went deep (AND DARK, alright-- see trigger warning timestamps)  and discover how their journeys have unfolded since we last heard from them.

Special Thanks To Sissy Mary for her amazing research work!

⚠️Talks of Sexual Abuse, Attempted Murder  ⚠️ 51:41

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Hannah Goralewicz

The scream I scrumpt with the theme. Poodle wrote another hit!

Jennifer Wishart

I am about to step on a flight and am so excited I now have this to pass the time!

Hannah Goralewicz

I feel for Colt!! My dad had 5 surgeries on his knee 2022-2023! He fell out of an elevator. He just started walking in January.

Josie B.

Eeeek!!!! Sooooooo excited to listen!!!! 😊

Magali Bourdeau

Has anyone written down which seasons were covered in what order? I fell behind with classless and need to catch up!

Jay Lara

Backwards cap not hat.

Ashley Johnson

The absolute GIFT of this entire song at the end! I'm dancing in my kitchen!

Alissa Padilla

Happy Birthday Mattie! I turn 45 next month 😩

Tara

Mary Colon Sissy Detective DOES THE WORK, once again!

Lisa Morris

Amazing, simply amazing!

Antoinetta

This was awesome. So glad to hear you're both enjoying The Family Chantel, too. I loved it and was sad to see it go, it was so entertaining!

em shum

I almost let Mother Debbie & pee wee stay with me in my family's travel trailer last week when she wad pleading for help after getting rejected at the border 😂 she told me the Shamrock Inn by the airport was too sketchy and she wanted out. I didn't want to risk Pee Wee's revenge tho - seems like he was getting comfortable there.

em shum

Not the MANATEE community college 😂

em shum
>>132388703

Yes! Definitely sketch - I'm not sure where she actually landed. Our trailer is still in storage for the winter so we couldn't help her! My friend who's in border patrol said she should be able to go back within weeks once her paperwork clears. Sounds like Tony has been paying for her hotel stays for a few weeks and it's adding up (and also sketch AF at that motel) $400 a week. Not sure how much cheaper than that you could really get without a favor. I just checked her Instagram and it sounds like she found a place to hunker down til her paperwork gets approved 😅🙏I bet pee wee is trying to sabotage it

Tay

Did we know Evelyn was on American Idol and made it pretty far like top 20??!!!

LuvyC
>>132388703

Somehow, Canada border enforcement shows are in my algorithm on YouTube. The Canadian border enforcement officers are no joke, and I’d be surprised if she ever makes it back through unless she gets the correct Visa sponsorship (how ironic is that?). They most likely have detailed notes of each time she was turned around, and know every angle of her, “I’m just a tourist, let me in”.

Jujuy

No way in hell chuck is 54! Must be a typo (?64?)

Ronz

Thank you for doing god’s work, Sissy Mary Colon Detective!!

Lauren Clark

Love the memories of the OG sissy squad and the song at the end ❤️ Yall would say “let’s get to 500!”

Erica Garcia

Mary Colon Sissy Detective, you really outdid yourself. Kadooz. Altso, having a little visit from Dildo Swaggins was a nice lil treat. Bring on my girl Chantel and her crazy family, Ms Karen is amazing

Caroline V

I can’t believe how much sissy Mary finds out for these! I find myself to be a pretty good citizen detective but WOW! I’ve been trying to figure out nickel and Azan for yeaaaars and the best I could find was that she is on twitch pretty often! Can’t even believe sweet little Mae is TEN! U know Robalee was PISSED when she didn’t come home for 5 months. I remember when that happened and she had muullltiple chances to get out. Man something is not firing off right in that boulder that Nickel calls a brain. Fascinated about Larissa and her kids too. People rip her on Reddit for her kids but I don’t think that is anyone’s business for one and for two, I knew their had to be extenuating circumstances. And did I hear correctly that Vanessa helped Larissa? That’s crazy! I wonder if her and Coltee and Vanessa ever go to dinner and have a decent relationship. I could see that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Caroline V

Ooo one more thought!! Glad to hear that they are no longer speaking with the butthole brigade or anyone but Chaaak. Goes to show NO ONE is entitled to your time or energy if they treat you badly, not even “family”. My fiance and I have been put through HELL by his family I’m LC with them and he just does the bare minimum to not get bitched out for not being around constantly. Hot take, but I would like to see them again honestly and see how they are coping with the family now.

Tay
>>132396369

Ahhhh ok thanks!!! Of course Sissy Mary had that info! She is a the best of the best!! This was my first WATN! 😊

Angela Cruz

I used to go to Geronimo's Bar in Broward. It's a nice place and nice area.

Vic

Not Libby and Andrei moving to my parents town in Florida! lol I truly wonder how they’ll afford it. It’s the reason I had to move from that place is because it has like over a thousand millionaires or something and rent is insane never mind a house.

Hollan Read

I’m a little veklempt at that ending. Oh Nickel, I think I’ll miss you most of all. 🤣 Now I have to go listen to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack.

Vic

You guys should cover the UK version of 90 Day especially season 2!!! Jose is reality tv GOLD! I love the UK better than the American one if I’m being honest! I need to hear y’all’s thoughts

Elizabeth

Lmao Canada does NOT take everybody Poodz 😂 especially not an entitled American senior citizen without job skills. I love watching episodes of Border Security (the Canadian version), it’s endless Americans just thinking they can waltz across the border with their all-powerful American-ness 🤪🤪

Cecilia Adams

Y’all’s laughs sounds like the magpies Heckle and Jeckle! Love you!

Mary Scheske

I definitely got Word on the Curb from the real double dee muva; glad y'all liked the episode 🎉

Jude
>>132423037

I got him to do a Cameo for my college-age son recently,& he delivered 😂 Funniest couple to ever be on the show, IMO. The way I used to hoot& holler at their segments! Pure joy

Vic
>>132423037

YESS I could not stop laughing he killed me 😂

LadyPeif

Damn, I love y’all. I started listening back in 2020 and you had me laughing thru covid. I cannot believe its been this long. You are the best. Thank you for all the giggles!! And manyyyy morrreeeeee

Vic
>>132423037

Ooo I might have to get one! That’s amazing! I’m glad he delivered

Jude
>>132388703

::smears peanut butter on the roof of my mouth:: I want her deported!

Val McCue
>>132423453

Good! I’m so glad to hear that! Why oh why do we think we can just take over everything?!

Mackenzie

Happy birthday, Mattie! You’re a treasure!

Mandy G

THE F#CK??!! Poor Ashley!! She has had a lifetime of tragedies. I wish her the best.....and I MEAN THAT.

Se Mo

This was so good yall. Bless Sissy Mary: Detective

Amy Diehl

Thank you Sissy Mary!!

Vic
>>132423037

BRB RUNNING to the main feed thank you! Silly me I should have checked 😊

Mandy G

So, when will we get the true crime series about Leida???? Netflix? HBO? Peacock? Call me....

Jude
>>132423037

It was like 15 bucks, I think. Money well spent. My son was speechless 😭

Amy Diehl

Ashley is a SAVAGE

Peggy Ann

Bahahaha The Final Countdown

Peggy Ann

6.5 Oklahoma Stories 🤣🤣🤣

Deniz Daser

Loved these updates! If it makes yall feel better, I have three masters and a PhD and I watch all this trash for free!! 😭😭

Deniz Daser

And happy birthday Mattie!! 🥳🥳

Peggy Ann

Honestly the way to not bartend or be a server on the weekend is for this country to pay all of us a livable wage, lower the cost of housing, and erase student debt. Just saying because I have been there done that

Nikki M

Larissa got fired because the CamSoda contract goes against TLC’s non compete clause. OnlyFans doesn’t. Also, I’m excited for the Family Chantel. I never watched the first season, but I loved the other seasons.

Jennifer Riester

Sissy Mary - well done!!! What a ride it's been, started with you guys around episode 5 or 6, can't believe we've reached this point.

Jennifer Riester

You bastards got me with the closing song - what a joy!!!

Elizabeth

Poodle’s voice when reading about Leida paying with cash and checks 🤪🤪

Elizabeth

SISSY MARY DETECTIVE you deserve a medal. Mattie and Poodle better be sending you a giant d*ck machine for your work ❤️❤️❤️

Melanie Bandy

AMAZING episode! And adding the song at the end… bravo 👏

Colleen

Darcey’s shoe getting stuck was B90 season 1, the bias was season 2. Then the next 2 were with Tom.

SneakyMoo

Mattie: "we better hurry my gummy's gonna kick in in an hour!" *looks at time left: 1hr38min* Thank you for not using Reba McIntymer for this ep <3 Happy birthday.

Tonya Beth

Thank you for this love letter of an episode 💙💙💙 I don’t think I’ll ever be able to recover from the disappointment of Kirlyam going through with the wedding. I actually cried I was so sad for her.

Jessica K

I was wondering as I listened through to the end if the video tier included a dance number 😂

Natalie New

Loved this soooo much! Thank you queens! 💜💐👑

BRITNEY PORTER

The additional tea and Jay and Ashley’s behavior could be an entire episode on its own. That woman is not likable and seems like a total Karen.

Lael

Thank you sissy Mary! Y’all almost brought me to tears.. so glad you’re living your dream.

Melissa

OMG YESSSSSS!!! Been dying for another Mattie gummy episode. HBD Mattie!!🎉

Allison Quinty

Sissy Mary 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 amazing werrrrrrk

Kate Prothero

You are both excellent at what you do and you DO expose me to new ideas and theatre references 😅

Bex

Happy birthday Matty my fellow Pisces and soul sister 🩷

Sara

FYI, the Canadian border can actually be difficult to get over.

Bex
>>132680703

Can vouch for this. Once they searched my car because I had multiple passport stamps and camping gear. They kept me in a waiting room and took my phone!

Jill Gauthier De Jesus

are you guys dying? sounds like the last time we'll hear from you lol

Jackie Smash

Happy Birthday, Matty, your best years are still to come! That dossier must have taken a looong time to research and prepare, so 4 stars for Mary: Sissy Detective! FWIW, any and all news about Leida's criminal charges makes me cackle like Poodle watching The Gilded Age. Ok, I hate myself for asking, but I was really wondering whatever happened to weirdo sex deviant / Mormon Steven and his sweet, deluded Russian wife, Alina?! Any leads? Then while Googling them online, I came across this interview with your favorite simp, Corey, the spineless gringo surfer who moved to Engabao, Ecuador to open a beach bar with the town bicycle 🤣 Evelyn! Enjoy, sissies: https://katu.com/afternoon-live/lifestyle-health/corey-rathgeber-of-90-day-fianc-the-other-way-shares-life-update And if you know anything about Steven / Alina, please reply here 😍

Ashley Elizabeth

Guarantee a baby was a request from Mursels' family. I feel so bad for Anna's other kids.