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Episode Title: “The Boy Who Cried Divorce”

Manuel and Ashley's beliefs are at odds. Mahmoud threatens divorce. Sophie's friend reveals news that gets Rob fired up. Liz's mom has a talk with Ed. Kobe's friends' opinions impact his marriage with Emily. Jasmine considers leaving the US.

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Brittanny Tucker

Poodle!! I have a yoga flow for back pain for you so we can get you twerking to your hearts content!

TT

"Miss Mood, Get thee to a Draggery! Toot Suite!"

Jennifer Moseley

We didn’t have a priest. We had a family nun. She would come on family vacations. My sister and I would spend the weekends at the convent.

Christy Jackson

I've been going to a witch store and participating in witching rituals and I've remarked a couple times about how much it reminds me of catholic mass!!

Lois Molina

I went to Catholic schools from age 5-22. In elementary school, they used to have assemblies where we had to watch the nuns spank the “naughty” children with a paddle that had holes in it. In first grade, Eric was duct taped onto his desk because he was moving around too much. Parents had to sign that it was okay for the nuns to paddle the students all the while having a framed sign that said, “This is a non violent school.”

Lauren

Just sell the buttons!! If you guys ever get Atlanta on the books and its before my due date, I’ll buy one!

Nicole

I haven't been watching the episodes, just listening to the podcasts. Have Loren and Alexei been on yet? Are we just not talking about them? I'm genuinely curious about how TLC is/will handle them. (But not curious enough to watch I guess).

Ruby Melissa Ward

I think that what we forget about Nicole is that she is 40 years old.

Nicole

Oh. Thanks for the response! I guess that's how they stretch these seasons to 6 months 😩

Val McCue

Nicole’s hatred towards Mahmoud was cemented in the next episode highlights, when -against his will- he’s forced to meet her friends, that’s when I went whoa! This bitch is insidious. I sympathize with her DV situation but it makes me wonder if this was provoked, NOT AN EXCUSE! but Miss Moud just couldn’t sashay away, he shantay and stayed, and got arrested

TT

I forgot about them. This is gonna be a 10part Tell All!

Tricia theisen

My mother in law lives 5 minutes away. She is a dreadful human but when I go over, I’m damn near silent. One of my best friends had a child with my husbands little brother and their mom thinks we are so incredibly quiet and we’re not. We have a code name of Kody brown for her because of how thick the narcissism is.

Robin black

Private Christian school I went with also had the paddle with the holes- although if you got spanked, it was in the office-

Lesley

Perfect Day is by Hoku and from Legally Blonde!

juliagoolia

Public school I taught at in Spain (catholic) - teachers would tie children to chairs who moved too much.

MicaS

Can someone explain why Mattie says, “Don’t pull over!” when there’s a siren?

Nicole

Because if you're listening to the podcast in your car you may think there's an emergency vehicle behind you.

MicaS

Thank you!! I never understood that!! Sincerely, Carl’s Wife

Val McCue

That’s plausible, she might had gotten hurt hitting his bony ass, who knows!

Carey Addis

Compromise has become a dirty word in our culture. The spirit of compromise isn’t about one person giving up who they are. It’s about BOTH sides meeting in the middle because they both CHOOSE to be in a relationship. Compromise should be about balance.

Mary Scheske

Poodle, I appreciate your thoughtfully written show scripts. Mattie, I also enjoy your impromptu southern stories. This is why y'all balance each other out 🤩 keep going queens.

Hollan Read

I said aloud: Oh Ashley, grow up. She does talk about “religious trauma” and working with those people, which has prejudiced her and I do get that HOWEVER not everyone has religious trauma and going to mass with your husband will not make you a big phony. I agree! Catholicism is super magical! The incense and the ritualistic prayer alone is so similar to Wiccan practices.

Jessica

I wish Rob & Sophie would go awayyyy. I am so freaking bored . And Sophie’s voice, I can’t take much more. Edit to add- I need to know who you think is going to take the crown!!! I have no clue this season. I kind of feel like they’ll save Plane for an All Stars season. She’s television GOLD! Lazi Susan had be crying last week

MicaS

When I was in 6th grade the social studies teacher put masking tape on my mouth for having the giggles. I saved the tape in my scrapbook. Years later I took my children to see my old junior high and that teacher was now the principal. I showed him the tape and he said if he tried that nowadays his ass would get fired so fast!

Jude

Ashley was being so disingenuous. I was raised atheist,& I’m a non-believer myself, and I know PLENTY about the Catholic Church, just from existing in the world, watching movies,& tv,& reading, and talking to people. It is crazy to think you could live for decades in the US (which is a pretty religious place compared to where I grew up) and not know what a freaking Bible is! Never even stayed in a hotel,& opened a drawer? Bullshit

Alyssa Johnson

As a 26 year old- my mom instilled into me to always send thank you cards out. No one I know does it but me lol

Emily V

“Perfect Day” is from the opening of Clueless! It was sang by Don Ho’s daughter, Hoku! She also sang another classic, “Another Dumb Blonde.”

Jill

It’s from the opening scene of Legally Blonde. Clueless opens with “Kids in America”

Elizabeth

I’m trying to imagine Father Poodle trying to sell land to the minister… “Friend…friend, uh, I got some land, friend. Do you think Jake can get into heaven if I sell it to the church at a reduced price, friend?”

Jamie Fontenot

I think Callum is hotter than Rob, maybe due to Rob being so whiney and negative.

Carey Addis

In Nicole’s first episode she talks about growing up extremely religious and being estranged from her parents for awhile when she left her church.

Elizabeth

The next time poodle wants to draft something himself instead of calling an attorney, Mattie, remind him about Chantel printing their own prenup off the internet.

Shelley Harriott

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep coming back to DC! Yeah.. the theater wasn’t great, but we’ve got the original megaphone! 📣

Jamie Fontenot

My niece doesn't even acknowledge that she got the gift which drives my parents and I crazy, but I blame my brother and sister in law for that.

Jamie Fontenot

I was in band all through middle and high school and Mattie's story had me dying. The Pen15 band scenes were also perfect and hilarious.

Lizzy

Yeah if you were born and raised in the USA nothing about that church should be surprising. I grew up with no religion but I still know what a catholic mass is like thanks to just existing.

Lizzy

Did Michael and Angela get kicked or is that just a rumor?

Jude

Right?! You just know this stuff by participating in the culture. Remember when Brandan went to church with Mary, and she pointed to the life-size guy on the crucifix, and told him ‘That is Jesus Christ.’ He was like ‘Uhh yeah, I know!’ Like… how could you *not* know that?! 😂

Sandy Zickur

💜 the Twin Peaks reference!

Not my govt name

Conspiracy that jasmine’s sister is her daughter

Alyssa Holland

My dad was the youth/education pastor in my Southern Baptist church growing up, and I can tell you, I found the whole dinner invitation wild too. Because I was an only child, they often invited/expected me to come also, and I had no business wandering around strange homes of every church member over 50 trying to entertain myself while my dad “visited” or “ministered,” or “witnessed” or whatever the fuck their keep sweet language was at the time like 3-5 times a week.

Jujuy

Depending on you in Vancouver in June, too!!!🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

anggg23

My cousin is a spiritual healer and does all the same stuff Ashley does and she hates being called a Bruja. Because the word has a negative connotation and she likes to think of herself as a healer not a witch. So Ashley totally just does it for shock value

Jujuy

Mattie’s Sophie has hints of Spam! Spam! Spam ( Monty Python)

Nicole Frangos

Us Toronto sissies are sooo grateful you are travelling during retrograde to come see us!! Malachite crystal is known as “guardian of travelers”— I am sure Ashley would approve 😀

Jennifer Riester

Mattie - lifelong Catholic with parents who were super active in the church. We had priests over all the time. My mom threw a surprise 40th birthday party for my dad and someone had to drive the priest home because he got so drunk 🤣 My parents now live next door to a retired Catholic priest who is over their house all the time. Lovely man (and cool Catholic who is ticked about all the nonsense!)

Caroline Dickie

I’ve been wondering if they’ve held off on showing Patrick and Thais until the Single Life ends so we can see how things wound up between John and Megan

Caroline Dickie

I need this too. Otherwise Poodle needs to get out that foam roller! For me, low back pain comes from stiff and weak hamstrings, glutes, and hips. My back picks up the slack and seizes up unless I stretch, foam roll, and do strength exercises regularly!

Caroline Dickie

Poodle, don’t forget us lawyer sissy friends. Not for immigration stuff if you’re looking for an international sugar daddy, but for drafting/reviewing simple stuff! Or writing sternly worded letters to show bookers in Charlotte! 😆

Missy Luft

Matty’s bass drum parade story absolutely killed me

Madeline Rose

I’m sure someone else already said it but Perfect Day is from Legally Blonde!!! It’s by Hoku! 🙌💖