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90 Day LOVE IN PARADISE: 0402 “We're Experiencing Turbulence”

Shawn sees Alliya for the first time since she began living as a woman. Alex doesn't want her boyfriend Adriano to pressure her into threesomes. Kyle's odd behaviors make Ani wonder if she's making the right decision. Luke and Madelein reunite in Colombia, but he dreads revealing the truth about his finances.

Kyle/Anika. 17:50

Matt’s MILF Manor Minute 34:27

Shawn/ Alliya: 43:25

Alex/ Adriano 55:03

Luke/ Madelein: 1:05

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Elizabeth

Poodle’s Adriano voice is a combination of Sarper and Asuelu’s mom 😂

Jenny Caldwell

So fuckin ready to see y’all talk about LIP live, Orlando really is the city where dreams are made 🫶

Lydia

Pleaseeee watch the Hulu/FX doc “Spermworld”…ft Kyle

Crystal Cole

Can we talk about Adriano’s hot friend? I’d have a threesome with him. So beautiful!

Roya Dariani

I watched this episode this morning and could not wait to hear you guys eviscerate Kyle.

Peggy Ann

I need to see a production of Cabaret with Poodle as the MC

Lizzy

Kyle was SO ridiculous it made me wonder if he’s trolling. When he kept grabbing his neck I thought he was finally choking. Can you imagine him as an actual father? He would just drop the baby on its head and leave it on the floor. I also know for certain he’s one of those people who doesn’t believe in deodorant

Mandy G

Just give me a few days to make arrangements, cause I want IN on the Maltese Bus Adventure! HOLY F#CK.

Mandy G

I just heard someone mention this show last night and I have it on my watchlist!

Lisa Paulk

The only time it's great to live in Orlando - Love in Paradise!

Jennifer Riester

I totally agree about Kyle and I was getting neurodivergent vibes this episode too. Is it just the pyschopathy?

Peggy Ann

Omg yes, the King from Burger King

Bumbuu

Willkommen Bienvenue Welcome 😁 best laugh of the episode for me ❤️

KSchmitty

Trust me plenty hookups happening on the straight apps. If you’re on Tinder out of your area, you 100% are just looking for some D.

Jude

I would have a threesome with literally anyone on earth if it meant I could live in Positano. Actually, forget ‘on earth’ … I’d fuck an alien, a hobbit, the very devil himself if I could live in Positano

Chelsea Raycraft

Kyle kind of reminds me of Steven from Steven and Alina of 90 day TOW. Creepy and super narcissistic and manipulative. He also reminds me of my ex in being narcissistic and such an A hole. Also kind of looks like my ex. And my ex self medicated with tons of supplements. I could see my ex being so full of himself that he would be a sperm donor like this dude. Kyle is so sick. There is a YouTube video from vice about him and other videos/docs other sissies have mention. I remember the John stamos episodes. Yike.

Jill

He probabaly claims that we don’t use deodorant in America, it’s just an old world tradition like wigs.

Crystal Cole

Is anyone getting gay Kenny Rodger’s vibes from Shawn? Or is it just me?

Val McCue

Him at dinner eating like a pig was trolling and annoying her for sure!

Jude

No problem! Would have to insist upon a ‘no kissing’ policy though

Chelsea Haas

Kyle is the most cringe person I’ve ever seen on reality TV and I’ve seen a lot of creeps on TV 🥴

Lizzy

I’m not sure why he thinks Ani grew up in the 18th century

Super Nova

did we get a bi-curious last month?👀👀

mess_this_blessica

That creep Luke has been seeing that girl since she was 17 - Mattie does your mutual friend know this??

Wylie

I desperately need to clean my house but I have a sore throat so I can’t do my favorite cleaning activity (smoke weed). This pod is gonna get me thru

Vic

The Blonde Italian is so hot! This season is such wonderful trash!

Elisabeth Berry

If you have old women’s fit shirts I’ll buy one!!

Peggy Ann

Omg what? He’s been on Dr Phil and in a documentary? Oh this show is clout for him, but we need to make sure every woman in the world is warned about him

Erica Garcia

I had to listen twice because I went and watched Milf Manor, this season looks like they learned from their mistakes and upped the drama. I may have missed this story of Chelsea Marr lore but he slept with his 2nd wife’s daughter? I bet he really did know how to lay pipe, gaw! RIP King

Monique Willis

Poodle speaking with the German accent...I Loved It. I've listened to that part 10x

April

Kyle is fulfilling a kink under the guise of “helping” women who want children. Predator.

April

I bought women’s fit from TeePublic! 😂

Lydia

Ok so he didn’t actually appear in it, that was the vice documentary and I haven’t watched yet.

gendissapoint

What do you mean Kyle’s not ugly? Actually upsetting to look at.

Nicole

Looks like the last bi-curious was Couple to Throuple posted Feb 21. 🫥

Jujuy

Did Poodz sleep w George Michael ( dangly cross earring reference)?!!!

Arden

Let’s just hope for the sake of his 70+ spawn that psychopathy and willful ignorance aren’t genetic traits.

Vic

Commenting again to say Mattie in the preview for next episode they talk about moving to Australia the Italian guy and therapist! Also I have a lot of family in Italy and I can say there aren’t a lot of black people in the more rural parts. There’s a lot of racism though. Even the Sicilians get looked down on because they have a good chunk of African DNA from the moors colonizing Sicily. Two of my Black besties said Italy is the most racist country they’ve visited.

Julianne

Was it Sperm World on Paramount+? He’s in the opening sequence to that doc, but that’s it. Wondering if they cut his story line when they found out he was going to be on LIP…

Julianne

I’m wondering if they had more of a story line about him but cut it when they found out he was on LIP. That opening scene where his sperm recipient said her encounter with him was strange made me spit out my coffee 😂

Julianne

Poodz, I must ask: now that we’ve met all four couples, will you be using The Gift on these cast members (and their hot friends)?

Kay

I laugh whenever I think about Luke’s situation. It’s all avoidable if he made better life choices. But here he is with a child-bride hitting him as part of her way of flirting, which shows her level of emotional intelligence and maturity.

AnitaBonghit 69

Anika is going to want a baby.. I just know it. This is a sick world. Even in Germany, you know, "paradise".

Aida Flores

Mattie - you’re not crazy! There is such a thing as “mining” in cryptocurrency! It’s the process of doing the math or algorithms or something or other to “find” the money. I have no idea how it works beyond that though. I just know it’s a thing lol.

Carey Addis

To me Shawn looks like the GEICO cave man.

Aida Flores

Follow up explanation from my husband - mining involves someone using multiple computers to figure out this super intense math problem and once you figure it out, it unlocks the cryptocurrency.

Jennifer Morriss

Shawn looks like the Burger King 🤴 Mattie is a hot looking Ginger, Shawn not so much

Lois Molina

The new season of MILF Manor is all I need in this world. I’m so glad they changed the contestants.

Laura Vega

This show is not clout for him. The producers aren’t doing him any favors and he comes off as a weird sick clown. This is the opposite of advertising for him.

Laura Vega

Any app can be a hookup app if you want it to be.

Pasha Green

Not only does Kyle have bad manners (my grandma would be apoplectic at the clothes choice and no shower), he is a gross creep that has some kind of sociopathy. Ani needs to run gar far away. Madeline is vapid. I don't think I've ever seen anyone that into balloons on the ceiling. She is far to immature for this relationship. As a cis straight woman, and a psych major, I find the story between Shawn and Aliyah interesting. It's enlightening to see how transitioning completes someone, and also how a partner processes that change.

Carey Addis

I forgot that Poodz and Mattie don’t see the “this season on” during their screeners. I have been wondering why they haven’t talked about Ani’s comment that Kyle has a huge dick.

Carey Addis

For sure. A donor doesn’t call them his kids and definitely doesn’t refer to recipients as “baby mamas” 🤮 I feel so sad for the women watching this that trusted him and now have to worry about their child’s biology.

Carey Addis

A bicurious always comes out the month after. So March comes in April, but because of touring they said it was pushed to May. We didn’t get one in February because we got the bonus content of Love is Blind and a couple collabs.

Nicole de Jessa

Kyle is RUINING “good girl”. The fuck!!!?!?!? I’m too old for new kinks. No- I’m too old to *change* kinks, never too old to add more. I’m just catching up and I AM SHOOK by that monstrous seed sprayer.

Carey Addis

My professional opinion: It’s both. Psychopathy is technically Neuro-divergency. We have come to associate that term with Autism and Asperger’s, but those are just two examples. Neuro-divergency is anything outside of typical neurological functioning. There can always be overlap in pathologies. Two psychopaths will not behave identically, just as they will both carry traits from other pathologies. So, it is not uncommon to see behaviors we associate with Autism in individuals diagnosed with psychopathy or sociopathy or defiance disorders, etc. There are many spectrums or umbrella diagnosis. But these umbrellas overlap at the edges and can overlap with multiple umbrellas at once. From a diagnostic perspective the most pervasive behaviors are what are used to choose the umbrella label. In my opinion Kyle is a psychopath first and foremost, with several behaviors from the Autism spectrum and a LOT from the narcissism spectrum.

Ebonie Porch

Okay … watching Milf Manor and these women are Dick Piggs! With 2 G’s lmao 🤣 I’m here for it

Carey Addis

I’m glad. I got a bit carried away. I sound like a huge know it all 🙄😂

Erika D. 🧡

I bought a few womens fit. Love them. Love you, Mattie. Glad your family is okay.

Alyssa Holland

I give it approximately one more episode of LIP before y’all have to amend the tour name to “If you can cream it - not you, Kyle.”

Emilia Kmiecik

Coming from someone who dated a crypto miner, you read “crypto bros”accurately M & P Basically what you do is spend money for a miner/machine which works on brokering transactions, (you make a machine called a, “miner “ the miner contributes to the network and brokers transactions. When you add a fast miner to the network it is prioritized so you make more money)- They use a lot of electrical power which is the main problem. Sorry if it doesn’t make sense, I lived with a miner and it still didn’t make sense to me !

Arden

If only producers could get a free version of Pet Shop Boys I LOVE YOU YOU PAY MY RENT

Ana Patterson

🙄 every “dating” app is a hookup app. Especially POF