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90 Day: The Last Resort 0202 “The Last Straw” (Patreon)

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The couples head to the desert for a group therapy called "Compromise Canyon." They carry rocks that represent their issues and need to lighten their loads by hashing it out. When Gino and Jasmine get into a huge fight, Jasmine calls a friend for support.

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Actual Recap starts at 33:15

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Comments

Chelsea Raycraft

I laughed so hard at the Stacy and Florian scenes in the show because I imagined you guys imitating them so it was even more funny. They make it worth it to watch!

Peggy Ann

FINALLY a Wicked corner 🩷💚

April

I’ve never clicked a notification so fast before! This show is a treasure trove of absurdity & I’m here for it!

JD_aloha

Natalie and Jasmine are the most crazy, but Jasmine has a mean streak that I haven't seen in Natalie.

Tracie

Poodle... I felt the color was too subtle for Oz. I wanted BRIGHT TECHNOCOLOR

Peggy Ann

I downloaded Cynthia’s Defying Gravity because I loved hearing her sing it but the recording is straight from what they did on set and it sounds all chopped up and bad without those scene breaks. They should have done a studio recording for the album

Peggy Ann

For maybe 20 years it’s been 30 minutes of previews before a film. It was like that for the Carmike back home and AMC now

Courtney Naftzger

I have been refreshing all day waiting for this! That face Florian made while Stacey told that story killed me

Julie K

I love the holiday Crappens special. Fell in love with you boys singing I’m a Bitch and a Boss with Ben and Ronnie.

Deja Bleu

LOL am I the only one thinking my gosh these folks can trash a hotel room! I thought I was bad that's why I always tip housekeeping.... Rob and Sophie LOL have crap everywhere ..... Ari's bathroom a mess they forget the cameras I guess ... I hope they tip

Deja Bleu

Poor Ari her relationship is OVER couldn't be more clear..... Just handover the password girl .... Leave before he gets injured doing stunts and MMA ..... no shade just saying 👀👀

Kira Carreon

I live in the desert and will not leave clothes, shoes, bags on the floor because of scorpions 🥲

Cecilia Adams

I died laughing when I saw Jasmine walking in those shoes!

amy

brilliant last resort theatre! it is everything!!

TT

I thought Rob was out of line with Sophie. If she was having sex that young maybe her experiences might be filled with trauma? She was only 14!

Deja Bleu

I appreciate the musical theater tutorials 🫶🏾🥰♥️🍿

Deja Bleu

Grande was good on SNL I was surprised but she was a child actress even though I was way adulting when she was on those shows..... She is a living Glinda... I can see it now but Kristen is a tough act to follow

Erica Garcia

Omg this is seriously all of your superpowers in one show. The counseling aspect and Stacey/Florian twin stars is perfection. I am going through it right now in my relationship and I rewound so many times for the wisdom y’all dropped. Thank you so much.

Dana Tabala

Hahaha I am picturing Edie and Patsy lost in Morocco listening to that #twinpower opening! 🤣

Anna Williams

I live in Arizona and have been stung twice by a scorpion. I'm still alive lol. Both times I was a kid in my parents home. We have plenty at my new house but find them before they find me!

Mandy G

God, I don’t want this show to EVER end!

Captain of Something

I’m so baffled by Josh and Natalie because he had/has(?) a live-in young girlfriend in Arizona who came out and did an interview a year ago! Is Nutalie in on it or is she still getting the wool pulled over her eyes 3 years on by Yosh?

Brittney Scott

Between the Sheets really is a necessity to understand the show more. I lost it when Gino admitted Jasmine’s butt implants were put in upside down making her butt rectangular 😩

Enya

Binni is coming off like he’s in a relationship with someone and that’s why he’s so paranoid every time Ari touches him, like he doesn’t and to get in trouble with his girl at home who will see this….?

Captain of Something

Y’all I can think of 5 real housewives off the top of my head who have sworn on their children’s lives and EVERY SINGLE TIME it’s revealed they’ve lied! 🤣🤣😂

Rizzy Ramone

Ok, hear me out. I think Nutalie is auditioning for HELP! I’M IN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP!

Captain of Something
>>157907307

That’s incredible!🤣 I’m watching now and love how Jasmine describes Natalie - “The nightmare that follows us everywhere” 💀

Natalie Duarte

My mother was very similar to Rob. He will always find a way to be the victim; Sophie is in a perpetual losing situation with him. Rob thrives off pity, will never see her side of things because that takes his power away, & will always find something in her that he can throw at her to continue to put himself in the victim position. She’ll never be able to make him happy cause he won’t allow it to happen. Her misery (& anyone else’s) is his power.

Brittany

It's a Neal Brennan joke, it's called "you fuck like you're poor". Best compliment you can receive I think

Sharee Lynn

Wait. Jake is short for James?!

Bea Castillo

Mattie is right, AMC has had 30mins of bullshittery for years and it's infuriating

Jude
>>157878850

The way I scream-laughed when Stacey was doing a full-on Darceyesque ‘I want to be freeee! 😫😭’ and Florian said ‘… What the hell is wrong with you?’

Ted Danson

me and my mom went see black swan in theatres. she made us leave halfway bc she said she wasn’t paying to watch porn !!!! lol

April
>>157878850

I had to muffle my cackle because I was watching at work!

Jamie Katherine

I have to say that hawk sound was definitely a wilderness sound.

Krissie Beall-Mohan

Am i the only one that thinks ari having Binnis passwords and refusing to give them up is crazy?? The therapist didn't call her out on that at all really.

TT
>>157935117

I think so too! He can't make money without social media. But I also blame him for being such a ManBoy for not taking hold of his own career. He literally has 2 kids.

TT
>>157908308

Yes! He doesn't want his girlfriend to know about his 2nd girlfriend. He probably never told them both that he's actually still married. I've been that poor girl! Wow, I'm so glad I'm old enough to know better!

TT
>>157909669

Maybe that's where they'll find each other again! Like the Pina Colada song!! Current references only.

Jamie Katherine

“What is this Feeling?” is soooo good in the movie

Carey Addis

I don’t get why Ed and Angela get such a bad rap but Nutalie gets a pass because she’s entertaining. I find them all entertaining. I find Nutalie the worst of the worst tho. She’s SO vile to the other women. She takes feminism back a notch or 2 every time she’s on the screen.

Carey Addis
>>157935117

I felt the same way. I think he’s so over this relationship…as he has a right to be. He’s only here because she’s holding his income hostage.

Carey Addis
>>157908308

Yes! And I don’t blame him. She moved back to the land he left…for her! And she did it for no other reason than to get away from him. How can she be mad at him for moving on?!

Amanda

OHMYGOD WHY was La Cage at Pasadena Playhouse SO BAD??? Half the cast were Tony nominees and yet it felt so amateur. I stayed for the whole thing but I fully support leaving a show at intermission. Life is too short to sit through bad theater.

Courtney Holes

I think this was my favorite RG theater yet. The Darcey/Stacey/Florian impressions always have me cackling!

Dana Tabala

Brandon is being GROSS and trying to be a bro on “between the sheets” omg!

Cin S-T

I feel like Gino and Jasmine's sugar baby origins should be addressed. It was the basis for their relationship and set expectations Gino isn't willing to continue.. Also -there's been all kinds of rumors going around socials about Jasmine and her "friend" It will be interesting to see how this plays out

Jenn

I am so glad that you had the same thought as me Poodle when it was one advertisement after another before Wicked - and for movies that are not in any way targeted for adults. I did a Mother Poodle scoff and asked my daughter, “where the hell is Nicole Kidman?”

Hannah Goralewicz

I had to rewatch the Stacey and Florian scenes because I kept cackling at her crying. It was just so funny.

Rayana Gilbert

Natalie has “baba yaga given the chance at a human life” energy

Gracie Ham

Poodle I am so sorry but Looking Glass sings Brandy You’re a Fine Girl, not Lovin Spoonful

Lynn

Mattie and Poodz, I read Gino is worth $1,000,000. He could afford a car for Jasmine.

Sandie

So when Gino & Jasmine came to the live show was it after all this therapy??

Jennifer Riester

Poodle is correct - I went to an AMC and it was way more trailers than I usually see. I did see a mix of grown up and kid trailers so it was kind of weird. I would say usually 15-20 minutes is the most in previews I see for other movies, including Moana 2.

renee shepherd
>>157980617

Her”I just want to be freeee” and her arm motions when she said “I’m processing”.. I watched that scene probably four times

Hannah Goralewicz
>>157980617

And Florian’s “what the fuck are you doing?!” And “Please don’t cry” had me rolling. Reality tv gold.

Rizzy Ramone

Just wanted to chime in on the whole stuffed animal thing. I’m a grown ass woman but I still need to have stuffed animals around for exactly the reason you brought up. I never had safety or security as a child and plushies were my only comfort. I still need them as a coping mechanism, thankfully my partner understands lol

Lizzy

Ari convinced me that I should carry anti-venom in my bag. Is there just a generic anti-venom for all types of venom? What is the shelf life?

Lizzy

I really think Florian puts white nail polish on his teeth

Val McCue
>>157980617

Next time someone asks how good something is or was I’ll say “I got chills!”

Lisa Pahl
>>157908308

I totally agree! But, man, Ari is such a narcissist I’m actually cheering for Binni. The way she talks down to him and keeps making herself the victim “I can’t let go of my rock” just drives me crazy! And the fact that the therapist didn’t call her out for, as he correctly labeled it, the blackmail of holding his passwords hostage! That’s a shitty therapist in my view.

Becca Horsley

Omg Darcey and Stacey on the Amazing Race would be amazing! I would love them on the Traitors too!

Austen Lockwood
>>157879442

Jasmine is certainly more commanding. Nutalie is really sucker punching below the belt, though. She’s no queen.

Carey Addis
>>158019704

It would be amazing if traitors switched them in and out to see if anyone noticed.

Carey Addis
>>157941181

Good point. I just feel like if Nutalie had the power she’d be so evil. I think Angela and Ed are so ridiculous that they are less dangerous. Nutalie is scary.

Corrina

Ok I am so annoyed. Ari is never giving Bini the passwords. It is so gross to watch her play victim while she controls his livelihood, connection with family/friends, etc. The way she constantly tries to belittle and control him in every way… I only watched their first season and I could barely stomach her then too. Bini has his flaws too but there’s something about Ari that’s like nails on a chalkboard for me.

Corrina

Why am I charmed by this angry vampire that emerged out of a mirror? I forgot how much I love his sass.

Jeneven76

Matt don’t feel bad about having your nasty thoughts about the priest…I went to mass with my 12 yr old last week & was surprised to see Fr. Xaviar doing our mass…he is young, latino, loud & SO hot! I had to reign in my thoughts & say penance just to go up for Eucharist😂. Why are all the good men gay or married (church or wife). ❤️ u guys❤️

Jujuy

Love the term "nervous hospital " - just had lunch w nursing friends, gleefully shared it!

TT

Thank you! I don't like Gino but that rectangular butt comment made me feel...seen.

Madeline Wysong

Bini and Ari’s segments are so hard to watch. I wish they’d both just be honest that their marriage is over and take this experience to learn how to be coparents for their son.

Hillary Dunn

Imo. Sophie won't get the individual therapy she needs until she has a daughter of her own.

Tonya Beth

I couldn’t even finish the episode. Every single person seems faked and scripted, there’s no one to root for

Julie K

I don’t watch ANY of your shows but I listen to all the podcasts so VERY excited for new show in 2025 😃

Tonya Beth
>>158097148

Update: I did finish YOUR episode of course and you convinced me to try it with between the sheets.

Caramela Spice

Brandon should really consider packing his own socks

Caramela Spice
>>158107366

Mattie and Poodle may not want this but I secretly hope it will be longer than 30 minutes. Bring on the Oklahoma and Mother Poodle stories, I can’t get enough!

Alison Waymire

Sad I’m seeing parts of Rob in my husband … starting therapy again next month And also Gino and jasmine 😩

Lorelei

I saw Wicked today and I just kept playing Poodle’s rant about the previews in my head for the entire 20 minutes they were on.

Witney Nielsen

Y'all I legit laughed out loud so many times this episode. Poodles Florian had me in TEARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Linda Coy

The way Ari was trying to force Binyam to give her a piggyback ride was horrifying. He can barely stand looking at her. He doesn’t want to be playful and affectionate with her. I’m sorry he’s not faithful and into her, but she is not going to accomplish making him love her that way.

mess_this_blessica

Had to give this a second listen because this is the first 90 day show to give me joy in like 2.5 years - “I know how many times you breathe in a day” - it’s vintage Gays, it feels like the old days and it’s a great auditory Xanax 😆

KellPhamous

Oh my goodness!! It was just like Sleeping Beauty was singing Mattie!!! Your voice is so beautiful 💙

Jenn

How does Jasmine already have a green card? That takes a few years…which would imply that they have been married longer.

Kristina

I’m surprised you guys didn’t notice Stacey and Florian are staying in room 711!! Haha 11 is their lucky number

Amy Diehl

I don't usually go to AMC anymore because my brother in law works for BNB theaters and we get comps and rewards. There were previews but I don't think it was 30 mins... And they were all kids movies!! It was so weird.

Amy Diehl
>>158170595

I died at that!!!! 🤣🤣 I pack a lot when we go on trips but my husband packs his own bag. I don't have time for that