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HAPPY NEW YEAR SISSIES!

Y’all…If you're new here, thank you for subscribing, and we appreciate you! Long-time listeners would understand the tangents these two go to and it DESERVES a show of its own, so to ring 2025... Here are some of the best non-related 90-day stories you probably heard, laughed at, and LOVE from our amazing boys.

Here are some of the stories in this episode:

Aunt Peggy’s Lip

Poodle’s 2020 China Adventure

Crips

Mother Poodle’s Let it Be

The origin of the word Blivid and Gah!

TW for Animal: Mother Poodle’s Chipmunk (39:25- 43.00)

Mattie's "Nein" Vienna Story

Please note that the clips I chose here date back to 2019. Feel free to email me some of your other favorites (please include the episode and, if possible, the date because, let me assure y'all-- this ain't gonna be the last of this series)

Enjoy!

-Producer Cristina

cristina@realitygays.com

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AJ

Just when I thought I was alone, here you guys are, just like you always have been.

Jennifer Amie

What a great New Year’s surprise!

Tommye Lane

So excited to listen to this gift!! 💝

Brooke

This is EXACTLY what I needed today, you guys are the best ❤️

Tamiko Poole

Newer listener and so happy that I Think Not crossover brought me here! Happy New Year's Boys!!

LuvyC

Poodle, you cannot convince me you didn’t have the original Covid while you were in China.

Christina S

I will never forget where I was the first time we heard about Arbuckle Wilderness. That’s my pick for next year’s selection!

Ronz

What an excellent surprise to find on Patreon! Some suggestions for round 2: -assault by chili can -“double it” -headless Santa

Ari

Happy new year! It’s been a pleasure spending another year in the Sissy Squad 💞✨

MicaS

I don’t even watch anything anymore but this kind of episode is why I stay. You two really appreciate us Patrons—and I appreciate the thoughtfulness and hard work that you put in. May 2025 be not as horrible as we fear!

Amber Cofer

What a wonderful New Year surprise from my favorite people!!!!

Dana Tabala

Hooray! Happy new year! This first then my traditional watch of Ab Fab and The Honeymooners! 💜🪩🎊

Nancy Malette

This is amazing, thank you so much! Missing you guys but hope you've had a great well deserved break!!

Sara Cz

Love this! Thank you

Alicia De Toro

The days of Poodle in China 🇨🇳 you guys helped me survive the pandemic. 😷 I will appreciate it forever!

Ashley Janes

This is a GIFT!!!! The joy, laughter and absolute crazy stories are everything.

vicky hurley

Sissy Surprises are the most fun!!! 🎵🎤Precious and few are the moments we two can share….lalalalaaaaa.

vicky hurley

I had completely forgotten about “my secret garden”. Teen girls read it in the 70’s. Right after. “Are you there God it’s me Margaret”. We grew up in the weirdest way

Suze

I LOVE this!!! Happy New Year🩷🤍🩷

Erika D. ✨

Happy New Year! ✨✨✨🍾

Amanda Jarquin

Nothing makes me giggle like the Aunt Peggy Lip story! Thank you for this. Happy New Year!!

Elizabeth

“I was just playing in the field Mama!! I wasn’t wearing your shoes in the house, nope!”

Krisann Herseth

This is amazing. I can't think of a time when I laughed as hard as you talking about Aunt Peggy's silicone fucking lip. The entire winding delivery of that story was perfection. Please never leave us!❤️❤️❤️

Elizabeth

Poodle’s reaction to Aunt Peggy’s Lip 🤣

Jessica Gurwell

Best New Year’s Gift EVER! Listened to it while walking my dogs this morning (after my middle school aged kids had a NYE sleepover at our house 😵‍💫) Thank you 😊

Sarah Lenkiewicz

Is Mattie's rose guy giving Hot Frosty vibes? I love you!

Jamie Lynn Lamond

You guys are awesome. Happiest new year! Make sure you come back to Toronto when you tour again!! ☺️

KR

Bahahaha Poodle in China 🇨🇳 those were the days

Kimberly Saginario

Omg I’m still recovering from the middle school sleepover too. They door dashed energy drinks and honey buns at 2 am!

Pauline S

WHAAATTT????!!! Thank you! 🤗 Thank you! 🤗 Thank you! 🤗

Meg

What a gift! I've never heard the Aunt Peggy lip story! Hahahahahahaha

TT

The Compton Cripts! I can’t! Ride or Die, it makes sense!

High Skyer

OMG JUST WHAT I WANTED SANTA!!

Michele Marsh

I was going through withdrawal and this gem just restored my sanity!!! I live for these stories!! Aunt Peggy’s lip story will never get old as well as anything Mother Poodle 😂

KR

No way the Nein 🌹 story is from a year ago now?! Where did 2024 go

Elizabeth

Omg I’d forgotten that Matt has topped before 😂

Colleen 🗑

Thank you for this ridiculous and wonderful compilation! "You would find the one person who would say 'I love you' in an alley." 💀🥀

Robin

thank you so much for this wonderful surprise. this made my day ❤️

Shelley Harriott

Add Mattie’s teacher who helped with the traffic ticket that had recently passed away Also the fast food story that ended with “I don’t know your life”

Kelly Snyder

This is amazing. I laughed so hard at all of them but esp the Poodle China bathroom stuff. So funny that I made my hubby listen too.

MicaS

Cristina, I love all the different segment breaks you put in—very creative!

Jenn O'Kane

I have not even listened to this yet, but have no words to properly describe my appreciation for its creation and gifting to all of us.

Aly

Gwah! Thankyou for this!!!!

Tonya Beth

Omg this was SUCH a gift!! Thank you for all the laughter you bring to our lives. 💗 The Vienna Rose story will forever be my favorite.

Cookie

As a teacher, going back to school after 12 days off was tough. This was exactly what I needed! I listened in my car and laughed the whole way to work. How could I have forgotten the story about Aunt Peggy’s lip?!?!

Lauren

i just wanna say thank you Matty and Poodle! I was kissing my baby this morning and I remembered all the times I was listening to ya’ll trying to psych myself up for the IM butt shots for IVF. Just wanted to say ya’ll are doing the lord’s work and you had a good hand in our pregnancy. You kept me laughing through all the jabs! Love you two! KGQ!!!!!

Brittney Scott

Congrats on your baby! I’m also going through IVF but I had to turn off the podcast to give myself my shots because I kept laughing. My husband was like stay still 😂

Starr D

This was fantastic! Nice trip down memory lane!!

Lauren

I’m a nurse so I did my own. I didn’t want to get mad at him when it hurt. I iced before every shot and with the progesterone I iced before and then heating pad and massage after. never had a lump or a knot. Sending you lots of baby dust and good luck!

Patti

This was the best way to start the new year! ❤️

Laura

So glad let it be is back!!!!! I cackle every time!

Lizzy

I could listen to this for 18 hours

Megan Cannon

I didn’t know I needed this in my life, PLEASE Y’ALL do these regularly 🩷🩷🩷

Linda

Omg what about the story of all Matties aunts getting “revenge” on Chelsea Marrs ex wife. Can’t remember the exact story but it involved breaking into her car and stealing pictures I think? I just remember it had me in tears and was a top tier southern story😭

Brittney Scott

The Vienna story was my first ever Podcast. I was so confused because I thought it was only 90 Day Fiancé Recap, but the recap didn’t start until like 20 mins in. I was so naive. Now I can’t imagine listening to a boring recap podcasts without personal stories 😂 these stories are examples of what my life truly needed

Free2B

This made me pee in my pants😂

R M

Rehearing the Compton Crypts story has me dying. OMG

Tara

Thank you for the gift of laughter! So many great moments and funny stories. Best way to start a new year!

Irene

THIS is my favourite southern story of all time 😂😂😂

Megan Kim

I needed this!!! Omg thank you! 😊 🩷

G to the L

Omg I died over the aunt Peggy lip story. That's a new one for me

TT

My Sis did IVF as well, my Love to all of you Sissies!

G to the L

Where is summer 1 and summer 2?

Amy Diehl

THANK YOU for this 😂😂😂❤️❤️

Joanne

The heels one stole my heart

Caroline Dickie

This episode needs a warning at the beginning, though I should’ve known better without one. Not advisable to listen to this ep while: brushing teeth, taking daily asthma inhaler, driving your dog to the vet, etc.

Jenna Ausiello

I laughed as hard as I did the first time listening to aunt Peggy’s lip story 😂😂😂

Jenna Ausiello

This was so good. Bravo producer Christina!!

Jamie Silva

I was actually transported to exactly where I was and what I was doing the first time I heard it. 😂

Jamie Silva

This is the gift that keeps on giving! I listened again this morning. Suggestions for follow up clip episodes - Best of RG Theater which has to include the Devan and Jihoon translator saga and a Best of RG impressions with Dildo Swaggins, Porn Grannie, and Deedee Rivette!

Sandra Munoz

I could not stop laughing at the chipmunk story. Not, because I wanna hurt animals, but because mother are the best material for the show.

Tanya van der Stock

Seriously. I came for the show reviews but definitely ended up staying for the unrelated stories. You guys are gifts that keep on giving, don’t ever stop!