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Love During Lockup 0556 "D*ckmatized" (Patreon)

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2025-01-18 07:11:01
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Content

Sam fears the worst when Krystal goes missing in action; Kate and Kaleigh lawyer up for the love of Hunter; Donny drops news on Jakeema; MJ faces her true feelings for her ex; Tias dream day with bae Rob is cut short when she's forced to share.

Tia & Rob (11:50)

Sam & Krystal (22:50)

MJ & Willie (28:51)

Jakeema & Donny (37:34)

Kate & Hunter & Kayleigh (39:49)

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Comments

Meg

YAS! You two could have colonoscopies together and record it! It would be bigger ratings than Katie Couric's! I'd listen the shit out of that.

Tracie

It was a wig, on Al Pacino lawyer

Tracie

MJ's siblings have different mother's. Nick Cannon has 12 children. The siblings can be closer in age than you think Mattie.

Isobel O'Shea

I was waiting for you to say twerking stops the hurtin 😂

Jessica Gurwell

Ohhh Kimberly…. Makes me giggle every time. Never stop!

Tara Jackson

I’m so glad you guys are talking about colonoscopies. My mom had colon cancer at 39, so because of my family history, I’ve had to get them every 3 years since I turned 30. My first colonoscopy at 30, they found polyps. I can’t stress enough to people to stay on top of this preventative care! Colon cancer is one of the slowest growing cancers so you can really save your own life with a colonoscopy. And the prep has gotten SOOO much better in the last 5 years. When I first went, it was 24 hours of not eating, drinking that crap and running to the toilet . Now you can eat up until almost 6pm and only spend 4-6 hours pooping your life away.

Jennifer Ellis

This season is insane, I cannot believe that these two women are seeing an attorney for this man at the same time. They have really set a high bar this season! It is so good!!

Ashley Janes

Mother Poodle came out a bit when Poodz said, “You do not know the movie Hangman. I knew it!”

Tracie
>>161694231

Depends on your Doc. I did mine 3 mo ago. Traditional prep instructions. Got to do it boys.

Val McCue

I have a sweatshirt from this clothing brand Spiritual Gangster, that’s what Kate is! This amoral bish is worse than Hunter.

James Pullman

Oh man Porn Granny always has me on the floor laughing

James Pullman

This might be my favorite season of LDLU! I’m so entertained at the drama but also the comedy!

Colleen 🗑

I wish Al Pacino lawyer would've gone harder at Kate for being garbage. But it's not his job and she wasn't hearing him anyway. "Mhm, mhm, mhm." Can you imagine if you regularly went to her classes and then saw this?! 😳

Elizabeth

Kate reminds me of Miserable Bitch 🤣

Peggy Ann

Colonoscopy…also needed for people who are being diagnosed with IBS 🙋🏼‍♀️ everyone I told I was getting one done said “but you’re so young”

Erica Garcia

Lmao at Al Pacino Lawyer, he’s going into the Hall of Fame Lawyers like Paul D Dolce , Hot Adam, and Birkenstocks Lawyer etc. Totally agree that the fam should have let them fuck! But I think Chris nailed it last week when she said that he doesn’t like her. He invited the fam to the hotel room to hang out! Why not see them at a gathering the next day? Y’all didn’t clock it but there was a vibrator box on the console outside of the bedroom, I recognized the brand because I have the same kind. I got it at Target 😂 when they embraced he hugged her and entwined his own arms and not her cheeks, my spider senses went off.

LuvyC

For some reason I thought porn-granny was from the season with Dylan (he was the released incarcerated person) and -I-can’t-remember-her-name- but she was highly unstable, borderline manic, and was staying with her aunt which is where he paroled. Dylan was being respectful and paying her attention, and crazy girl was jealous of her aunt.

Jessica K

Poodle’s snort laugh at “have you seen House of Gucci” sent me 😂😂

Amber Johnson

If I was ever released from prison, I'd probably go to the nearest bakery and start eating birthday cakes with my bare hands... Maybe I should process that. 🤣

Jenn

James Austen Woods, Attorney at Law, is hands down my favorite this season. One of the best bootleg attorneys yet. When Kate said “you look nice today” to him, I’m confident that he’s wearing his finest “lawyering” outfit. 🤣 Kate does not deserve him as her attorney.

Kelli Kay

Senior Washingtonian correspondent checking in regarding Sam's Space Needle tattoo. Would be willing to bet my retirement bro is from anywhere in Washington but Seattle.

Hillary Dunn

Sams patchy "beard" is what's sad.

Caitlin Brooks

Sam looks like the “before” person in a Zoloft commercial 😒

Caroline Dickie

I really hope that whenever Hunter is released from prison, and Kate realizes that he’s cheating on her, they show a flashback to her saying “these idiot women, if you pay to play why don’t you think he’d be doing the same thing with someone else?” Yeah, she might not be paying his way, but she’s invested so much into this

Sarah R

Did anyone else notice the drug store “plus one” vibrator box just sitting on the tv stand in Rob and Tia’s room? Even after the family was there, it didn’t move.

Deja Bleu

Knox goes away.... # Everything

Amy Diehl

Y'all know Tia & Rob were probably in there way too long. The family probably didn't show up early lol