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90 Day: The Last Resort 0208 "Last Minute Invitation" (Patreon)

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Sandbox therapy leaves Sophie and Rob feeling vulnerable. Brandon hopes the honeymoon suite will bring romance with Julia, but she plans a big party instead. Florian's anger gets the best of him. Natalie isn't sure if Josh is still at the resort.

Main episode discussion starts at about 19:45

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Deja Bleu

👋🏾 best Last Resort.... And I'm hoping Jasmine just gets a single life spin-off solo by herself she's got this she's carrying the entire show yes 🙌🏾!

KR

This was such a good podcast I wanna hear SO much more about the Vogels’ pond and McGeeHee’s meningitis catfish 😅

Lauren Engelman

I look forward to this show (and between the sheets) plus this podcast episode way too much! Giving! 😆😆🤣

AnitaBonghit 69

Brandon definitely took some molly and was in the talky phase

Shannei

I know I toke a lot and my ADHD needs a high dose but I’m 90 percent sure i’ve listened to a podcast about that meningitis outbreak ! 😭

TT

Southern Stories are identical to my parents African stories. Did your grandma tell you never to kill spiders bc they know, and their relatives will bite you in your sleep? Just me? Ok.

Lois Molina

Brandon reminds me of a character in a bad 80s movie.

Ally
>>162014389

I think that’s exactly what he’s going for 😂

Kelly Brown

Guaranteed making babies comes up every time Julia and Brandon try to have sex. Which is why she’s so opposed.

Sara Cz

Oh,Nickel. The good ol days

Dana Tabala

Ok! This episode was WILD! Between the Sheets, too! Wow, sophie talking about her patterns… Clearly, therapy is working for her! I guess the retreat inspired her to get actual therapy? 🥳

Dana Tabala

Oh and I think Julia and Sophie should get together, y’all!!!

Heather D.

I usually have an iron stomach… but this talk of meningitis and catfish… I’m going vomit 🤣🤣

Hannah Goralewicz

I hateeeee snakes! We have so many cottonmouths at my house. They terrify me!

Rose

Holy facking shot, when Rob turned Sophie’s traumatic and neglectful childhood being raised by a single parent going through a horrible addiction into HIM BEING THE REAL VICTIM OF IT, I actually screamed. SCREEEEEEEAMED.

Hannah Goralewicz
>>162042798

Exactly!! I’m also not going to get close to see which snake it is. We had a couple rat snakes in our house and I was contemplating signing the house over to the snake. 😆

Val McCue

Took me back to Private Dancer vid with Tina’s amazing legs 😍

Meisha Edwards

I hope we get the full story about the fish meningitis because what the hell Mattie 🤣🤣🤣

Sarah Taafe

I think about Nickle all the time. I wonder if she can hold her head up. I wonder how Mae is doing. I wonder what her dating life is like. If the single like was just Nickle I would be happy.

Caitlin Brooks

Yall- I’m pregnant and the meningitis pond catfish conversation- 🤢 🤢 LMAO every time poodle said “pondy taste” i couldn’t handle it lmaoooo

Stephanie

Wonderful episode, as always! Thanks for the multiple laugh out loud- love you guys!!!

Nicholas Robertson

CARRRRRL!!!!! I’ve deleted all META related apps from my phone, otherwise I would post this in the Sissy Squad. Has Jake discussed Emilia Perez in any episodes?

Kady

"Meningitis at McGehee's in Marietta" sounds like a Fannie Flagg novel

Frances

I hate catfish. I was in my senior year of college hanging out with a group at the fisheries building after my ichthyology lab (because my prof was young and female and awesome and she had a hot as hell husband who worshiped the ground she walked on so we all wanted to learn her ways) and someone had piled sealed giant black plastic bags on the loading lock, in the Alabama summer sun. They had been there for hours. The guy came back for them and told us he had cleaned out his research pond. The bags were full of catfish that had been out of the water for HOURS tied in PLASTIC BAGS sitting in the SUN and the fucking fish were STILL ALIVE. NOTHING should be able to survive that. Catfish are not normal. And they don’t have scales. Just weird slimy skin. I hate catfish.

Lizzy
>>162046029

ROB IS THE MARTYRIEST MARTYR WHO EVER MARTYRED DON’T YOU SEE? 🤣

Enya

I dated a guy who went to UVA (University of Virginia) and his frat branded him/the pledges on their butts…. Yikes.

Jujuy

Just started, assume HEPATITIS? You can get hep A from poor food handling

Sheila Leigh

🫣 No burning of the skin but, yes I can say that my husband is 45 and still talks about his high school football days. Also his jersey number is in all his passwords and email address 🫣

Tonya Beth

Obviously I don’t know anything that make have happened to Julia but based strictly on what we see I don’t blame her at all for not having sex with Brandon. He’s so immature and annoying! Constantly whining about wanting sex and babies but doing nothing to actually make her feel comfortable. Nothing about his behavior gives me any confidence he even knows how to make sex fun for a woman. It’s kinda hard to get excited for someone constantly making you feel like you’re not meeting your “obligations”. I can’t stand him.

Cherri Wolf

I would love to know why Rob is dressed like a 1970s poet with a turtleneck and everyone else is wearing summer clothes.

Megan MacKenzie

I think Florian was mad because he’s a vampire who can’t come inside someone’s house unless he’s personally invited.

jey

a darcy arrival leading to a season 5 of darcey & stacey 🙏 from our lips to god’s ears 🕯️ let’s all light a candle now

jey
>>162200762

right! she clearly loves him but wow she is SO ICKED by him. he is a terrible lay. there’s no doubt with seeing how he has been on this season 🫠

jey

love the idea of mattie at brandi’s Girls Just Wanna Have Fun getaway 😂 if you’d love an Olivia cruise then you’d love the brandi getaway 💃🏼 💃🏼 and yes, it is yearly as far as i know, with rotating artists

Lynn

Ha ha ha I’m the one that posted those videos and I’m ashamed to say that I love Rob’s short hair and he can get it in that Keith Sweat video!! I’d do him if he didn’t talk!!!

Carey Addis

I keep writing comments about Jasmin and then deleting them because I know what big fans the boys are. But I can’t take it anymore…..I can’t stand Jasmin! She is a trouble maker. She makes everything about herself! She’s thirsty as hell for drama! I’m so over her.

Carey Addis
>>162042798

I have nightmares about snakes weekly. My daughters used to go on snake hunts when they were really little, like 5 and 6. They’d bring home pillow cases full of snakes and beg me to keep them.

April
>>162260563

It pisses me off that he has such good rhythm & dances well LOL

Laura Kalisch

Wait, what’s the other reason for the pond, Poodle?!? Gay DD took over and you didn’t finish what you were saying and I’m curious 😂

Jen

GJWW with Brandi is annual but the other artists are different each year. Mattie you would love it. It’s too many people for me (and I am best friends with her sister) and still don’t go but I know people LOVE it. And there are also amazing workshops with people like Glennon Doyle.