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90 Day: The Last Resort 0209 "Nice Guys Finish Last" (Patreon)

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Content

The couples try to help Gino and Jasmine reconnect, but they're at a crossroads. Camping brings everyone outdoors and hypnotherapy gets them out of their comfort zones. Julia reveals a secret that puts her relationship with Brandon in jeopardy.

The main episode discussion starts at about 19:45

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Peggy Ann

Not Toy Story, that’s the psycho niece from Nemo. Mattie, as long as you don’t shake bags of fish and scream “fishy wake up” you’ll be fine 😅

Jude

Worst. Party. Ever.

Hillary Dunn

Young Sheldon is suuuuch a good show. Watched the series finale on the anniversary of my dad's death. I was a MESSS.

Peggy Ann

Tooouuur?! Just the other day I was wondering if and when you’ll be going on tour this year 🥰

Cristina Huerta

I was in such a bad mood this morning and listening to just the first 5 minutes of this episode I’m already cracking up. Thank you both! 💜

Jeredith Jones

I bet gino is good in bed as long as someone is watching.

Kaiko

All the braces talk had me laughing my ass off. You guys have no idea how much I needed that today. Being a transman life is rough right now. I appreciate you guys more than you know.

TT

Mattie's new announcement: His orthodontist installed a new rack of teeth to put more braces on!

Carey Addis

Stacey is such a nice person. Like nice, nice. She’s not pretending to care just to be involved, like Jasmin. She doesn’t fake apologize, like Nutalie. She isn’t self-centered, like Sophie. She doesn’t blame her husband for all their problems, like Ari. She doesn’t avoid, like Julia. And don’t get me started on the men! Stacey has genuine empathy and good heart. I think she deserves way more credit.

Carey Addis

Jasmin is a master. She slowly brought in the open marriage idea. She waited until mid-season to drive it home. She involved herself in every drama along the way to keep herself relevant. She supports the women hard-core and flirts with the men to gain empathy. She can’t stand Florian because he doesn’t give in to her feminine wiles. She can’t stand Nutalie because she knows she can’t compete with genuine crazy. I’m sorry, Jasmin is a snake. If she isn’t already cheating she has a man ready to go and she’s setting up her storyline. She uses everyone else’s drama as an invitation to perform. She flirts with all the men to get them on her side. What does she actually do to help these women’s marriages? Nothing! She just pretends she cares so she can get in and create more drama so she can shine! Sophie sees it. Sophie grew up with an addict. Addicts are master liars, performers, and manipulators. So when Sophie can see the real Jasmin then maybe we should believe her. Jasmin came for Stacy. She came for the wrong person! It was a calculation, but a missed one. She thinks America will see Stacy as weak. Jasmin is the weak one because she relies on games and isn’t strong enough to be her honest self like Stacy is. Stacy is vulnerable and that is strong. She doesn’t lash out and that is strong. She has self control and that is strong. Every woman on this season, good or bad, is honest and real. Jasmin is a performer. Even Nutalie shows her ass when things get emotional. Jasmin is a cool character. Even her blow ups are controlled and perfomative. The way she gets the therapist to coddle her without even saying a word 🤮. How is no one seeing this woman’s personality disorder?! Whoa! I honestly meant to write one sentence and then this came out! I think I found some new fodder for my therapy session this week (and maybe the year). I think I may have a serious resentment of fake people?! 😂

Hillary Dunn
>>162761609

Even my husband was a blubbering mess. I just looked at my dad's picture and smiled. His sick way of making sure we didn't forget what day it was.

Sherilyn Patrick

The finale of young Sheldon had me and my son ugly crying. Like for 30 min after it was over. We couldn’t get over it. It was heart wrenching and reminded me of my dad passing as well Mattie. It was one of the best finales. ❤️

KR

Mattie thank you for calling out when Stacey gets hypnotized and falls asleep like a muppet 😂😂😂 I fell OUT

Kim Benzor

Mattie’s Julia was dead on Arnold Schwarzenegger 🤣

Lois Molina

Josh is such a tool bag. He really believes he’s the cats meow.

Sam Lo

None of those men know how to make a woman orgasm. Only a few of them are pretty vibrators at best. The hypnosis scene! I thought Stacey had gotten shot. Girl, it’s hypnosis, not a sniper hit.

Angie C

I'm done with Josh too!!! I used to think he was cute. Yuck

Amy

Was anyone else super uncomfortable at how the therapist who took them camping was vigorously rubbing Jasmine's arms when she was sharing reservations about participating? It could just be a me thing because I'm definitely not touchy feely but I would be horrified if I was in a therapeutic setting and someone started doing that, especially the therapist.

Pamela S Jones

Mattie, I’m a dental hygienist with over 40 years in the field. Your orthodontic treatment plan makes no sense to me. Have you thought about…maybe getting a second opinion?

Not my govt name

Brandon js so eager to please he might be the best in bed

Jude

None of these guys are good in bed. None of them

Jude

If I was staying at that gorgeous resort, and was then told I had to go mf CAMPING in a dusty-ass parking lot, I’d stage a mutiny

Amy
>>162826897

OMG, yes. Especially in those cheap tents with coyotes and snakes around!!! I would have been a hundred times more reluctant than Jasmine!

Sheila Leigh

My sons are 18 months apart too, both under 10. They beat on each other every day!

Tonya Beth
>>162850489

My daughters are 15 months apart and have been trying to kill each other since they day the youngest came home from the hospital. They are 10 and 11 now, no end in sight 😂

Dana Tabala

Mattie’s Julia sounds just like Schwarzenegger ☠️☠️

Lizzy

My brother is 6 years older than me and I’m a girl but our whole childhood was still attempting to kill each other. To be fair, I always started it, and our “fights” were basically just me trying with all my might to beat him up and him eventually just pushing me over.After he went to college all physical and verbal arguments stopped. Amazing what distance can do for a relationship lol. We’re best friends now.

Haley

Solidarity for adult braces

Natalie S

Poor Mattie, I don't think you sound bad with your braces on. 😊 Your teeth are going to look INSANELY perfect....one day. 😆

Jujuy

All the braces banter making me think of Mark Mckinney playing Melanie ( KITH)!

jey

anyone else think what’s happening between jasmine & florian is actually some sexual tension? i see a thin line between lust & hate here - that both would vehemently deny. i don’t think florian is jasmine’s type but i do think she may actually be attracted to his brutish ways.

jey
>>162778837

agreed. stacey crush over here 😻 she’s so sweet!!

amber

Mattie what was so wrong with your mouth. I'm with Poodle maybe just let it go. Also there are a lot of talk on reddit that Jasmine left Geno after last resort.

Hillary

Poodle telling Mattie that most of the things Mattie tells him, he "doesn't give a fuck" about was so mean! You can tell Mattie was hurt by that comment. Just listen. Mattie was subdued for the rest of the podcast, after that comment. I love you, but sometimes you go too far, Poodz.

Becca Horsley

Shoutout to the house husbands of the world! I love mine

Madeline Wysong

Gino is a man baby who feels threatened by any type of criticism. I want to scream every time he says Jasmine is ignoring their “core issues”…. What, you mean she is her own person with opinions and doesn’t do/say everything in exactly the way you want?!? He is using sex as a form of control bc it’s the only weapon he has left and it’s gross. I’m glad the rumor mill says she left his ass!

Judy Kidwell

Okay, so I think I may have been the only person who thought this, but I felt like Florian felt so angry and disrespected by Jasmine when she knocked down his drink that that was still in play when the honeymoon party was invited. Here’s what I think happened: Florian saw Jasmine go into the room (it obviously wasn’t that far from the hot tub and she was the first one to arrive). In that moment he decided that he wanted no part of the party because Jasmine was involved. Anyway, I think Florian was mostly upset about Jasmine.

Michelle Boudreaux

Mattie and his braces! 😅 an essential part of reality gays lore!

Lisa
>>162795718

And then when she woke up! Looked like she had rolled around in bed for hours.

Cami

I think Brandon might be the best out of the bunch but Bini would be my next choice. I don’t think any of these guys are great in bed.

Amy Diehl

When Stacey fell asleep during the hypnosis I laughed so hard. Why is she so unintentionally funny? 🤣