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The Gayly Dose 005: “Goonies Never Say ‘Pancake'" (Patreon)

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2025-02-14 13:11:00
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In this episode, Mattie and Poodle talk about the best and the worst of the Super Bowl commercials, and delve into the shadowy origins of Valentine’s Day. Poodle names 2025‘s newest trend.

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Hillary Dunn

When he looked at the camera and smiled, the way we all collectively screamed, well done Kendrick, you sir, bravo.

Hillary Dunn

The Seal commercial, can we all go and download his catalog on Spotify? Please, that was frightening.

leona navarro

Omg!! Micro dosing pancakes!! I do that too! When I visit my mom- she will make them on Sunday… I grab some to take home for the week— perfect amount!!!

Sam

That’s just portion control.

Peggy Ann

That’s odd he wasn’t at the premier because Sean Astin has a small role in Love Hurts

Kathleen Rawson

Omg. They do show it. Crap, I thought you were kidding?! What happens next?? Ahh!

Kathleen Rawson
>>164702384

Also, thank the gods for this today. Here in DC, witnessing the metaphorical valentine's day massacre happening. So, your spontaneous sillness is much needed.

Bre

There was just no real creativity in the commercials. Just celebrities, they probably didn’t want to pay any writers. Art suffers under late stage capitalism.

Tonya Beth

The only commercial I saw this year was the Seal commercial and I agree. NIGHTMARES

Ashley Janes

Sydney Sweeney, look at her! ☠️

Claire Pancerz

Queens: Budweiser used to bring the Clydesdales to the Texas State Fair every year and that is the first thing I would run to go see (even before getting sausage on a stick - insert joke here). I LOVE those commercials!!

Emily Allen

OMG I’VE BEEN MICRODOSING PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST THIS WEEK TOO! I bought the premade Kodiak mini ones and have four every day with a little turkey sausage and grapes. I also have blood sugar issues so I can’t just have pancakes. This works!

Claire Pancerz
>>164703750

And so many good performers are cancelling! (Good) Maybe they can get some of the inauguration performers to use that stage. 😒

Laura Vega

OMG! I wanted to see Oh Mary when I'm in NYC next month, and when you announced the Titus Burgess thing, I IMMEDIATELY checked the site. I just barely got my ticket booked before they sold out! Thank you Poodz!

Lala

The pancake thing is my mom hack, I make extra for my boys, during the week they can grab em from the fridge if they want for breakfast

TT

I saw Goonies in the theater with my best friend when I was 8. That was back in the day when your parents dropped you off, bought you popcorn, and picked you up after the kids movie was over. Classic!

Laura Vega

I also have to microdose pancakes. I will never understand how people can POUND CARBS at breakfast and be effective for the rest of the day. I'll make a batch and freeze the rest for micro happy pancake times later.

Nicole

Poodle, you gotta reheat the pancakes in the toaster.

Ted Danson

“girls have a button and boys have a pole, dangerous touching takes it toll!!!” who remembers this from Superstar?!? lol

erin.vip

Thanks Poods! Imma start using “micro dose” so I don’t eat a whole bag of Cheetos at once 🙃

Nicholas Robertson

The irony of Poodle saying, “I don’t think you maybe have to go everywhere and say this is awful” 🤣🤣

Melissa

I am counting down the minutes to your LIB recaps… ⏰ (Reba McIntimer is set LOL)

Amanda Jarquin

I am convinced Poodle and I made the same face when Mattie called Sydney Sweeney “that girl.” 🤣🤣

Wiggum

February was named after the Latin word februa which means fever and the fever they’re referring to is love fever because you have to get your love fever out because the next month March(named after Mars, the God of war) is when you are able to go to war

Wiggum

Who doesn’t have love fever? Those ancients definitely loved their fertility rituals.

Amy

For anyone who gets bogged down by pancakes, I highly recommend Kodiak pancake mix! I don't work for them or anything, I've just been eating them for years. They have fiber and protein but the texture is still like a normal pancake and they're phenomenal. You can also use the mix to make muffins

Amy Diehl

My kids eat those little silver dollar pancakes that you get frozen.. they're actually pretty good but lately I've been making tiny ones whenever I make a batch of pancakes to save and freeze for that exact same reason!! Just a little pancake it's so good!! I'm dead at the Vinegar Valentine 😂😂😂😭😭

Jessica K

Poods this will blow your mind - my sister puts excess pancakes and waffles in the freezer then can pop one in the toaster whenever, no need to thaw!

Caitlin O'Rourke

This was exactly what I needed on a snowy Sunday ❤️ I literally went to look for tickets once I heard Titus Burgess was going to be in Oh, Mary! Oof. Too rich for this teacher.

Jennifer Riester

Completely off topic - we need Poodle to watch the last two episodes of RHOBH when Sutton visits her mother in Augusta because I'm sure he will have thoughts!!!

AlliLance

I had to google Sydney Sweeney as well. I I had nothing to do with the Bowl, so thank you for the recap. I feel so I the loop now.

AlliLance

Best VD recap evahhhhh

Olive
>>164723295

Yes!! So you don't get a soggy bottom on the pancakes!! And it's like, slightly crisped up but still soft and fluffy on the inside... 🤤

Sarah Smith

Listening to this super late & I just need to share that “Nobody Knows Me” is one of my very favorite Madonna songs & American Life is an underrated album!!!

Sarah Smith

Oh & as a short elder millennial who took years to get into the skinny/tapered leg & then high waists, fuck the flared jeans comeback! I do not miss the bottoms of my jeans being wet/ripped from walking on them & I also don’t miss the air coming up through those wide legs. Is this what getting old is? It takes you years to get into the next trend (which you have to do because it dictates what is available to buy in the first place), just for it come all the way back around right when you’re finally comfortable? Oh my

Sarah Smith

The Seal commercial gives me nightmares. My husband thinks it’s funny 😭 Ok sorry for the multiple comments

Missy Luft

Poods, I have been “microdosing pancakes” at least monthly for the past decade

Madeline Rose

I’m gluten free and my boyfriend recently started making me GF pancakes and it’s literally the joy of my life He makes me two giant ones and I eat one and save the other for another morning 🥰

Madeline Rose
>>164789478

Listen, I watched season 1 of white lotus while going through withdrawals coming off long term pain medication and it was a RIDE I’m just now finally watching season 2! Poodle and my gay bestie Branden got to me !!! 😂💖 But every time I hear that music trill I have ptsd 💀

Lisa

I’ve been microdosing pancakes for years! I think breakfast restaurants are doing a disservice by only allowing huge meals and/or only sweet/savory meals.

Michele

I love the Budweiser horses. That commercial was great. I remember seeing them as a kid when they came to Toronto for the Canadian National Exhibition. They were amazing. And I’m not a horse person.