Patreon POLL: Choose your April Bi-curious Ep (Patreon)

Happy Easter/Pagan celebration of Spring and fertility, Sissies! And what a fertile slate I have for you this month: feel-good shit, mother/son cringe, and BALLOONS!

1.) "Love on the Spectrum (Netflix) -- "People on the autism spectrum look for love and navigate the changing world of dating and relationships.” This wonderful show is BACK for season 3, with a lot of your faves returning. Will James finally find love this season? And more importantly, will his parents be there to READ him for filth at each moment? But MOST importantly, can I been the meat in a sandwich with Conner's brothers? 🥵 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXSiyvI8cFU

2.) "#Somebody's Son (OWN) -- "...follows three charming, single and successful men as they embark on a high stakes search for true love” alongside their mothers." Ya'll, this show has "S'mothered"/"II Love a Mama's Boy" vibes, with a dash of "Milf Manor," but a lot less messy. So the men and four women are staying in the house with their mothers, The kicker is that the MOMS decide which women leave! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7X08xK92CQ

3.) "Pop the Balloon LIVE" (Netflix) -- "Reality stars and everyday singles test their romantic chemistry in this live dating experiment hosted by Yvonne Orji." So yeah, I've had a THOUSAND requests for this one, even though y'all know I hate balloons, and that's probably when you're doing it. SO happy my pain is funny to you! Honestly, I watched an episode and was bored, but do what you want! See you all in Hell! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNDVqhjYt8E

Voting end WEDNESDAY 4/23 at 12pm PST. As always, pop off in the comments to root for your faves! -- P