POLL: Choose Your October Bi-Curious Ep! (Patreon)

Happy FALL, sissies! Yes, it’s officially time to break out the pumpkin spice EVERYTHING—coffee, candles, lube…after all, who doesn’t want a hint of clove when they’re getting banged like a screen door?

Here are your October choices:

1.) Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (Bravo)—“Lisa Barlow is caught in the crossfire of gossip, Mary Cosby’s faith and friendships are tested, and Heather Gay’s rift with Whitney Rose deepens. Will the ‘sisters of Salt’ be a Greek tragedy, or will they rise above their drama?” Our fave nutbars are back for season 6! I only need to say two words: GOUT. DICK. https://youtu.be/2F8SuZLg6qs?si=lxmFcBqwwi5tlRUr 

2.) Rebel Royals (Netflix)—“From the acclaimed director of Tiger King and FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened: an intimate look at the controversial love story between Norwegian king’s eldest child, Märtha Louise, and Hollywood’s self-proclaimed spiritual guru, Durek Verrett.” Y’all. Y’ALL! Here’s the pull quote—“I thought I would be marrying a man, but maybe I’m supposed to marry a woman? …Or maybe a being from another planet?” If this is chosen, we will cover the 1st ep!

https://youtu.be/39d7dreq6GA?si=gglZ2Wnve8fPWMw4 

3.) Below Deck Mediterranean (Bravo)—“Nathan Gallagher, Aesha Scott, and Max Salvador return to Captain Sandy Yawn's crew above the sleek new motor yacht Bravado! With hookups brewing and standards sky-high, this Below Deck Med crew is anything but calm.” Our KWEEN Aesha is back, and so is Nathan? And I can’t remember who the captain is, but I know she realllly likes Mariska Hargitay—DUN DUN!

https://youtu.be/OtW1bQKqUbQ?si=tzIHZGaBDfoCT0Br

Voting ends Friday 10/17 at 12pm PST. As always, pop off in the comments to root for your faves