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Shawn meets Destinie's wild side in Sin City; Quaylon faces a grilling from Shavel's mother; a desperate Maurice makes a risky move; John's news shocks his mother-in-law; a surprising phone call spoils Tyrice's plans for Chanda's release.

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Lauren Roffey

I've never had a guy say anything awful during sex, at least not that I can remember, but I did date a man who was INSANELY loud when he came. The first time he did it I wanted to die laughing and immediately call all my girlfriends. The only way I could describe it is like a cross between a hyena and an elephant. He told me he thought I was pretty quiet in bed, which isn't actually true, but compared to his obnoxious roars of ecstacy I suppose I am. He was a fantastic lay other than the noise. I remember once he lifted me up onto the kitchen counter, hitched up my dress, slowly pulled down my underwear and fingered me until I came while whispering to me "you look so slutty right now". It was hot y'all. Also, I once was messing around with a boyfriend and the covers were over us. At the moment of penetration I said something like "oooh you're inside me already". His face dropped. He replied "no... that's my finger'. So this got personal.

Sof

Feeling attacked over here because I say "hella." Yall didn't have to come for me like that 😂

Jennifer Riester

The sturgeon sound effects 🤣😂😂😂😂😂

alison connor

The guy said over and over and over- hot baby, hot. You are hot, hot baby, hot. I am experiencing PTSD remembering this shit. I just opened my eyes and watched this play out as it was clear this was his “go to” line and not me. Hell, it could have been a donut for all the passion that was in it. Made a good story to my gal pals and sometimes you gotta do it for the story.

Katie Simon Kurumada

Bless y’all. I don’t even watch LALU but my kids were supposed to start 3rd and K this morning via Zoom....and the K is still not on at 10am. My nerves are fried. Damn zoom outage. I’m so grateful for Mattie and Poodle in times like these.

Katie Simon Kurumada

And yes, my mom showed me Room With a View when I was about 10. It’s her favorite

Hunter Thomas

I think what John and mother Kristianna were eating is what we here in the south call an open faced roast beef sandwich. Which is basically bread with roast beef on top and then slathered in brown gravy. Mashed potatoes on the side - also smothered in gravy. I’m not from where they are from but I live in the Nashville area (born and raised) and recognize cheap looking southern comfort food when I see it. 😉

Lauren Williams

I really am curious what states don't generally have central air - in Alabama you have to have it - so like I really didn't know people don't have that.

Marissa Ruebhausen

My grandpa used to yell at my for walking too slow when pulling his oxygen tank 🤣

Kerry Henriksen

That was a hot beef sandwich. Roast beef on a slice of bread with a side of mashed potatoes, all covered in gravy. Not from Iowa, but Nebraska.

Gabrielle M

I think you guys should watch Love island season 1 or 2 UK. The best version! The US one is over edited 😅

Mary

I am SO excited to hear your thoughts on Rodney on Marrying Millions!

Christina

Destinie's favorite song is definitely Flo Rida's "Low"

Samantha lloyd

I think he smelled like weed. But also shavels mom looked high as fuck too lol

Amanda Kada

I was going to say it sounds like a “hot beef sandwich” which is what it’s called where I’m from. Exactly as you described

Jenna Chantiloupe

TERRIBLE PHRASE DURING SEX: from The Americans, “Shoot yourself into me!” Yuck!

Stephanie Bloss

The casino they were having hot dogs at isn't a casino, it's more like a liquor store/bar that is right behind The Flamingo. I fucking love that place, they pour huge drinks for dirt cheap, and have $1 hot dogs. It's my hangover spot when I crawl out of the Flamingo every time I go to Vegas!

Stephanie Bloss

Also, weed is legal in Kansas City, Missouri, they just pimped all of the grow licenses to private growers so it has taken forever to get up and running. I've had my card for almost a year and it will need to be renewed before I can ever use it!

Ashwini

Omg I can totally imagine Destinie and all her friends partying in a motel room with flowered bedding when she pulls up the video for “Smack My Bitch Up” on her phone to blow everyone’s mind

Ashwini

“OMG YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS” and everyone stands around waiting while the video buffers because you can only get 3G service at the motel

Evelyn Torres

Yay! Marrying millions. Season 2, episode 1 or 2

Paula Agius

Bitches I am sitting with a blanket wrapped around me in 64 degrees of central air. 🤓

Crystal Miller

I love that Poodle talks about The Last Unicorn. I watched that all the time as a kid, LOVED it! Saw it as an adult and the Red Bull still gave me a bit of anxiety. Clue will never go out of style and Poodle you must see Murder By Death, a young Maggie Smith is everything!

Nessa

Holy shit the Dear John reference!!!