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Destinie gets more than she bargained for at the furniture store; Heather prepares a sexy surprise for fiancé Dylan's release; Shavel's extravagant gift for Quaylon enrages her family; Kristianna battles her demons during an emotional reunion.

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Salina

When I was watching Marrying Millions the other day I was thinking “I would love to hear what Mattie & Poodle think of these couples!” I can’t wait for that bicurious episode!!

Mary R. Catherine

Love my “crazy pill”!!!! Been taking it for 12 yrs!! Anxiety is the worst!

KM Brown

My first credit card was $500 limit and I always had to have at least that amount in my bank account!

Mary

I furnished several apartments at Big Lots in my younger years. It's actually pretty good furniture!

jesskiddin

What in the world happened at 1:19:18 😂😂😂 I’m dying

Melody Renee

Yall fuckin Jeff erm I mean Jessica sells fuckin keto coffee...it's on display! MLM at its best..."It works" doesn't really work...

Sheila P

As a recovering drug addict- we use the wording clean versus dirty. I understand your reasoning though. 😊

Ashley

Fuck I miss Smothered and every time y’all say highway I sing along 🤣

Joanne

Ghost is my favorite movie Jake!! It's such a great love story ❤️

Jennifer Moseley

I do appreciate that Carl’s wife always uses her pleases and thank yous.

Mary Scheske

1. I got a Big Lots tv stand in college and that thing lasted me forever. I got rid of it when I moved in with my now husband. 2. I have moved a bride to tears with a card I happened to find at the Dollar Store. It was a wonderfully well written. 3. In Houston my coworker recommended a sushi place that turned out to be terrible - like a few pieces of rice in a bowl of spicy mayo. I asked her what she ate there and she just said "oh I just eat the chicken tempura". Bless.

Cookie

Omg!! 😂😂 I am homeschooling my two youngest sons because of COVID-19 😫😫. So my garage freezer is filled to the rim with taquitos, chicken nuggets and tater tots!!

Patrick W Bears

I know we haven’t met them yet, but if Jessica has some Karen’s for parents they will absolutely dime out Maurice to his PO. Since Jessica is giving me Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction vibes I bet they will.

Christopher Rommel aka Desert ? Fox

My mom went to jail for writing bad checks and identity theft. Ended up spending $100k. Growing up I remember her using a typewriter, an X-Acto knife, and a black pen to change banking and routing numbers. Never understood what she was doing till I was much older (her bipolar/manic didn’t help) Not sure if you could get away with that now but in the 90’s it did. 🤷‍♂️ anyways Destiny really triggers a lot of my childhood.

Ashwini

Girl I just read the word “highway” in your comment and started singing it!!!

Ashwini

“Take a serious look at your word art” HEY JAKE MAYBE TAKE A SERIOUS LOOK AT YOUR PODCAST. I wanted to make 90 Day Gays word art for your anniversary but it was a FOOL’S ERRAND. Thank fuck someone ended up posting in the Sissy Squad asking when in the podcast everyone had their first lol moment or you would have ended up with the hand-lettered 90 Days Theatre of Caesar and Maria I threw in the garbage after five minutes.

Jennifer Moseley

OMG preCovid I would have never purchased half the crap in Refrigerator for my girls. Now, it’s an avalanche of pizza rolls and bagel bites.

LadyPeif

My husband is a cable guy and is baffled by the amount of WORD ART there is on everyones walls. "always kiss me before we say good night" over the bed is his favorite. Theres "EAT" in the kitchen, "family" in the living room, "his and hers" in the bathroom. ITS AN BASIC EPIDEMIC! lol

Cookie

I can’t stand those “blessed” etc...wall crap. No offense to any one. My Texas neighbors homes are FILLED with that and Walmart crosses all over one wall. 🤦🏼‍♀️ We Barely have pictures on the wall because of my Ahole sons who play ball in the house 🤬. They knock them all down and Brake the frames. So my poor house looks so sad 🤦🏼‍♀️. People come to my house with my boys and 137 pound inside dog and say “my son likes visiting because your house is lived in”. 🙄 bitch please your sons likes coming here because of my huge ass pool and Xbox! It’s always the 10 year sons friends. They are all young ( my oldest sons age parents) The 15 year old son he has been friends with his friends for ever ...and the 30 year old son lives in California in Silverlake. My husband and I made an agreement. We will decorate more when the boys leave but for now it about them.

Cookie

Omg. Do they still make that show? It was so bad it was good.

Carrie Allard

Federal inmates always get released between 6-9 months before their actual ‘out date’ to go to a halfway house as a ‘privilege’ of some sorts. For Lindsey to lose her halfway house time and have to remain in prison until her out date, y’all she did a lot more than smart talk her counselor. It’s usually a disciplinary action tsunami like drug possession, failing drug tests, fighting, etc etc, because they really do try to get those guys out to the halfway houses to ease population numbers. If Lindsey is in the SHU, she’s only allowed one call per 30 days, that’s true. But if they took all her halfway house time and maxed her out?!? Y’all....that girl is gonna be good TV.

Mary Scheske

My Texas home also looks like we just moved in last week - because we have two boys under 4 🤣 are you telling me I have nothing to look forward to until they move out 🥵

Mary Scheske

By the way, like 1/3 of S02 of Love After Lockup has the title of Life After Lockup episodes, featuring S01 and some S02 LALU cast.

Jason

Hey guys, from your "Compromising Positions" show. NO! Attorneys aren't mandated reporters. You can't tell your attorney what is going on and then they just narc you out! Your attorney CAN'T testify against you using your words. To report must be FUTURE facing and "prevent reasonably certain death or substantial bodily harm.” This is a very, very high standard, far beyond garden variety domestic abuse attorneys see every day. Some state law has conflicted with this, but the ethical standards have kept that standard. https://www.americanbar.org/groups/public_interest/child_law/resources/child_law_practiceonline/child_law_practice/vol-34/november-2015/rule-limits-when-attorneys-may-report-child-abuse/

Lauren Williams

Yes they have done life after lockup - but it was a whole season and added to season two of love after lockup.

Kelly Manning

I’m not really into bicurious unless it’s a show I like. I wish they would just do marrying millions, or life after lockup instead. It seems we all go for the same shows. Just trust the gaytrons. Remember how we all picked love is blind and Indian matchmaker, which I hope they will do season 2 of both

Pauline S

Ohhhhhh my god please make a ringtone out of your ridic “club mix” of stranger in my house!

Jennifer Drasher

This episode is gold! I've been listening since the beginning of your 90 Day coverage but newer to your Patreon. I love going back and listening to older episodes!