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BLING EMPIRE: 0105 "Private Lies" (Patreon)

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2021-01-23 06:52:51
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Y'all the first half is us giving you a recap and the second half is when WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST! Melanie Maras!!! She's wonderful, hilarious, and holds no punches.  Find all things Melanie at http://www.melaniemaras.com

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It's time for birthdays and Botox; Kevin strips; Christine impresses; Kim hunts for her father; Kelly and Kevin step out.

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Comments

Susan Dufresne

Ya’ll Shaman Durek is openly bi AND with the princess from Norway. The actual princess

Melisa

I cannot stop laughing. “It’s like blowing over a coke bottle”. I’m in tears!!!

__fieldnotes

I really do burst out laughing every time I hear the theme song. Love you queens so much!

Erin Mc

How can y'all not mention the most unscripted part of the episode? Kim committing the biggest pool no no! Never run around the pool Kim! 😂 I wonder what mother Poodle would've said after you slipped and slammed your gorgeous face. Keep going queens!

DJ Nightshade

Y’all Scott Stapp is supposed to play Frank Sinatra in an upcoming Ronald Reagan biopic. The bullshit antics of 2020 are clearly destined to continue. Next they’ll announce Tom Hanks is set to play fucking Aretha Franklin 😀

Whitney Silva

I haven’t even listened to this yet. I heard you guys say Margaret Cho was the guest and I ran over here, I’m already crying 😂😂 omg I love you guys

Tara

Omg ok! So I’ve had some insomnia issues lately and ended up on the couch listening to the episode. I must have dozed a touch because I dreamed that a bunch of sissies were sitting around while Mattie and Poodle were telling the story about the wind making your asshole make recorder noises. I was desperately trying to get Mattie’s attention to ask if he ever got it to play Three Blind Mice. I laughed so hard that I sat up on the couch laughing so apparently I thought I was hysterically funny in my dream.

Dayna deFaltay

Omg! I knew where I’ve see Shaman Durek! Shaman Durek is also in a relationship with Norway’s Princess Märtha Louise, which the couple made public in September 2020.

Savannahdane

Thanks for singing "A Whole New World" with me 💓

Stephanie Trevino

What a dream, y'all can go down the Shaman Durek deep dive with me. He is a Gwyneth find, his whole family is in it and YES HE IS WITH A PRINCESS!!!!! He also gets chubby occasionally and blames his previous self, the actual God Isis.

Bridget Angelo

"The pelvic floor is like your taint. The pelvic floor isn't a real place. It's a thought."

Tasheena Greenawalt

I had never head the song “Send in the Clowns” annnnnnd I just ugly cried.

Elysia Elliott

I loved everything about this episode and Melanie is so fucking funny and amazing!!!!!

Tara Quillen

I talk to people who aren’t there all the time. Gonna start telling concerned observers that I’m doing narrative therapy. Thanks, Reality Gays! 👍🏼🤣🤦‍♀️

La-La

I loved Melanie! She really vibed with y’all.

Caitlin Scagnelli

Omg I laughed so hard when you said the pelvic floor is your taint and then said it's not an actual place 🤣😂. As someone who has to go to a pelvic floor physical therapist (for chronic pain associated with endometriosis) - it's real 😆! It's the group of muscles in your pelvis - the muscles that surround your bladder, rectum, uterus/prostate. On the same note - this episode concerned me because tightening the muscles of the pelvic floor can be a bad thing for some people (I know, we think *tight* is always good) - some people's muscles are already too tight (usually because of pain) and tightening can cause more pain. Okay, that's all 😄. Y'all made me laugh out loud multiple times during this episode ♡♡

Amy Diehl

"child-bearing hips" yes!! So gross

Amy Diehl

I totally agree with you Matt about telling kids they are good or bad. We tell our kids specific things that they did that made us happy or things that they did that made us upset overall they are good kids but we have to be specific with them