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John flirts with a dangerous temptation; Sarah's date is in jeopardy when she makes a shocking confession; Brittany gives her mom a surprising offer; Quaylon tries to win Shavel back, but her family has doubts; Amber's torn with a secret lover.

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Emily Resnick

Hahaha I think play date is in reference to Michael saying cabbage patch is on a “play date”

Jenna Ausiello

I’m screaming. Thank you Emily for beating me to that comment hahahaha

Sandy R.

That's what I think too.

Stanley Southpaw

Poodle, apologize to Mattie. You did not utter a syllable about Terra being dressed in only a towel. It happened exactly the way Mattie said it did, word for word.

Reality Gays

😂😂😂 I apologize! That’s so weird because I completely meant to lead with the towel... he probably interrupted me! —Poodle

Patrick W Bears

It’s very weird that a doctor would prescribe Percocet for Fibromyalgia instead of something like Lyrica. That’s very sus y’all.

Megan

Y’all. All I’m going to say is, do not watch this show right before bed time.... I ended up having a threesome with Puppy and Amber in my dream right after I watched the episode. Also, I can NOT stop saying “when the demons got her, the demons got her” in that voice.

Jolene

OMG! I LOVE BIG BUSINESS!!!! Its one of my FAAAAAVE movies. I was JUST about to request you dress in the white and black outfit that Bette Miller wore. I just continue to get seen by you two. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

Kelly Kelly

Go find your own greasy-braided knife-shopping vapeaholic mole king, Terra!! 😤

Tricia Perez

OMG I WOULD BUMP TIER IF YOU GUYS DID DRAG RACE RECAPS!

Guttersnipe

Can someone please address Johns wall-mounted-half-way house-cereal dispenser? Lots of cereals. on top of fridge too. The snacks on johns bedroom shelf are also very rehab/sober living. obviously “ hissnacks” have been stolen before. Maybe its part of being a man walking the Red Road.

Amanda DeLeon

I thought the play date thing was reference to Michael making fun of Sarah’s date. Also, Quaylon flew to KC to surprise Chavel then all the sudden is teletransported to Branson hundreds of miles away? Or were they at the park for 18 hours 😹

Erica Garcia

John’s kitchen word art SENT me. I totally agree he has not seen “Bonnie and Clyde” and obviously hasn’t been to Las Vegas where you can see their death car at a casino.

Jasmine Robinson

Can anybody explain how Sean doesnt take his car and credit card back from this psycho bitch?

Meredith

Every time I'm in the kitchen now I think "This kitchen is for dancing" in that croaky voice!

Erin Mc

Even though this is LALU...I had a Smothered Theater moment at my local wine & spirits today! Saw the Blue Curacoa bottle and all I could think was the brilliant interview with the chick drunk off Blue Curacao! "Cause you know I had a lot of Blue Curacao." 😂 thanks guys for playing into everyday life. Love it!

Colleen Bond

Poodle reading the kitchen rules in kristiannas moms voice had me on the floor specifically “this kitchen is for dancing”

Georgie

Dying over all the UNT references in this episode! 😂 Hadn’t thought about Bruce Hall or Fry Street in a while 🍻

Linda

Please make that apron "If ya eat in, fine, if ya don't, fine"

Deja Bleu

Late catching up..... Lenny of Mice and Men....😹😂🫣😆🤓😋🤣🍷✅