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sMothered: 0307 "Two for One Deal" (Patreon)

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2021-07-15 03:22:00
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Amy's ex-boyfriend visits, but Carina is not a fan. A driver calls out sick, so Cristina enlists Kathy's help with delivering pies. Lisa convinces Lauren to stay the night and put off reconciling with Laura-Leigh. Sunhe takes over Jason's house.

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Diana

Poodz please don’t corrupt Mattie, he’s to remain pure. Atlso, please don’t watch Centipede 2 it’s fucking worse 😅

DJ Nightshade

Yeah Mattie on this one, even I know human centipede and that’s coming from a bitch who doesn’t watch Friends, Sex in the City, hasn’t seen Forrest Gump either, and saw Pretty Woman for the first time 3 weeks ago 🤣

DJ Nightshade

Didn’t know shot about Linda Rondstadt’s life, went to Google her bio, found out that she is or was my almost literal neighbor in SF 🤯 like 3 blocks away. I’ve probably seen her over the years and had no fucking idea

Mary Scheske

So.... Is Kai the bio father of Carina, and they never told her, because Amy knew he would screw up being a dad? 🐘🛋️ She looks more like him than her mom 🤷‍♀️ Blue Bayou was one of the best songs sung on The Muppet Show 🐸 I feel like a decade ago you couldn't get AWAY from human c references online, it was even an episode of south park. I'm happy you were able to avoid it, Mattie 🤮

Michelle Valadez

The best pizza comes in a bag! Not an odd thing for Chicago.

Celeste Sekigahama

Ok can we talk more about the whole Lisa, Lauren, and Laura Leigh situation. I feel like part of the reason Lisa sees nothing wrong with butting into their relationships is because, consciously or not, she doesn't view lesbian relationships as "real". As a bi sissy who has had serious relationships with both men and women I can tell you that members of my family acted very differently when I would bring female partners around, always referring to them as "my friend". Regardless, there is obviously more shit going on with her mental state, but I think that factors in. Did you see her face when Lauren said "she accepts it now"? That shit is deeply ingrained.

Kimberly Saginario

Wait wait wait. Matty totally said: “🤔 LA gear? LA riot? LA LOOKS!” I swear he said LA riots quickly and quietly hahahahaha. Gary, roll that tape!!

Diana
>>63846515

This. Right. Here. I could not point out with exactly I found so repellent about Lisa. I can totally see her viewing her daughter’s marriage as “not real” I totally agree with you

AnitaBonghit 69

I feel like the pizza people are on a completely different show. One about a pizza shop.

jesskiddin

i love you guys but yes- you guys do need to work on your Chicago accents lol. Poodle sounds like someone from Wisconsin or Minnesota when he's doing his Chicago!

Jil

Two comments: I LOVE the Aaron Neville cameo in this episode! And I would love a full podcast or even a Poodle Cameo completely in Rodney’s voice.

Joanna Hartman

I just want to thank y’all for your outrage at Lauren and Lisa. I’m married to a trans man and we are on our own fertility journey, and I am absolutely horrified beyond belief at the way they treat Laura Lei. My husband also happens to be from Louisiana, and the relationship with his family is complicated, but I know he believes deep down that they don’t think of him as a “real man” that had a “real marriage” and that our kid won’t really be their grandchild (southern stories). I believe Lisa feels the same way about Laura Lei, and takes way more liberty than she would if Lauren were married to a man, and it enrages me. Anyway, long rant to say thank you queens, I love ya!

Justin Chandler

Sorry Mattie, I love you, but I can’t let this slide anymore. Drake was in the State Farm commercial. Allstate is Blue😆🤦🏾‍♂️

Meg

Mattie finding out what human centipede is and reading urban dictionarys definition 100% made my day 🤣

Dee Fitzda
>>63819449

My husband tried the pizza at Pizza Boy yesterday and said it was pretty good! Sadly no Kathy, Christina, or Carlo sighting.