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LIFE AFTER LOCKUP 0358 "Bride or Fugitive" (Patreon)

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2021-12-06 02:54:21
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Nicolle having cold feet worries Tia, while Daonte hatches a perilous plan to hijack the wedding day; Puppy wants a wedding before she might have to return to jail; Marcelino plans a sexy date night; Shawn's big ask sends Sara's mom storming out.

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Erica Garcia

Y’all I’m not done listening yet but I believe the term “Prison Sissies” means something different in prison 😂

Erin Mc

I say Puppy is more lesbian than Bi cause the past 2 episodes she is dressed like early 20s me. My basic lesbian pride festival outfit. The snapback, the open flannel shirt, hanging suspenders and multiple black bracelets. All that was missing was rainbow tube socks and Chuck Taylors 😂

Lynn

Omg, Poodle I love cinnamon toast!! Lol

Reality Gays
>>73174154

Me too! I was absolutely SHOCKED when Mattie had never had it. Gaytrons, pop off… is cinnamon toast a regional thing, or was Mattie just deprived? 🤣

Kelly Savoie Samora

Cinnamon toast made by my mother and grandmother was the best!!!! Mattie was most definitely deprived. I also had wheat bread, Poodle. It isn’t that bad on Ezekiel bread. It isn’t quite the same, but it does the job. Poodle, make Mattie some cinnamon toast!

Kelly Savoie Samora

And I remember that sketch with Will Ferrel and Jimmy Fallon. It was hilarious!

Emily Pope

Mikasa! That’s the kitchen store! Also, I live in Cincinnati! The Diamonds Rock they went to is 10 min from me! Not in an outlet mall, but definitely in a strip mall!!

kelly

Made my son cinnamon toast yesterday! His grandpa (from VA) introduced him to it.

Jill Kemp

Is cinnamon toast not a common household thing?! What a shame

Val McCue
>>73174154

Mattie was definitely deprived, my dad made that for us when we were kids, and now I make it for my kids.

Val McCue

We know Shawn is getting a cubic zirconia ring, he provoked mom so she could leave, now he can prance all the way to Claire’s.

Jennifer Moseley

Y’all my husband has a twenty five minute soliloquy about how much he hates Jimmy Fallon. I am sorta surprised he hasn’t made a power point presentation regarding the topic.

Joanne

I believe it said one more episode until the finale

jesskiddin

Y’all were on something else this episode and I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

Joanne

Poodle... A fruit fly tip. Wash all your fruit when you get home. For bananas, make sure you wash the very tip that connects all the bananas. You won't get fruit flies this way

AnitaBonghit 69

There needs to be a word for when you're getting dicked down and you start thinking about the dicking that could have been. Probably a German compound word like shadendicken...

Elizabeth Marks

Mattie, it was Little Texas that sang that song, not Diamond Rio! (And yes, I sang along)

Elizabeth Marks

Poodle (and all Sissies with fruit fly problems) - I learned of a diy fruit fly trap that's pretty simple. Put apple cider vinegar in a mason jar with a few drops of dish soap. Leave it out (near the offending fruit) and the fruit flies will be attracted to the sweetness and drown when they try to land on it because the soap disrupts the surface tension of the liquid. It's not the fastest method, but it works well.

Anna Molstad

Cinnamon Toast is the best!!! I am going to go make some now!

Enn Sea

Just the mention of cinnamon toast took me back to my childhood! I grew up in Missouri/Kansas/Iowa (we moved a lot before I was 8 years old lol) and it was so much a staple that my mom and grandma both kept a sugar shaker full of the cinnamon sugar mixture on the back of the stove. We’d toast the bread first, slather it in butter and then add more butter for good measure, then grab that shaker and pour on the cinnamon sugar 🤤 so good