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SPECIAL EPISODE ROAD TO SAN BERNARDINO aka Life After Lockup: 0359 "BITTER BABY MAMAS & BAE-CATIONS" (Patreon)

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Okay...This was our FIRST road trip episode...and probably our last. Poodle was NOT HAPPY. There are some crunchy sound moments--but bear with us. Trying new things, y'all!  But goodness, it was worth it for David Archuleta! Oh. My. God.

So oh yeah...LILU

Britney parties in Miami, but Ray fears one false move may spell trouble; Sara keeps a secret from Shawn; Puppy goes on the run; Kristianna goes missing, leaving John in shambles; Lacey seeks answers from her ex, John.

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Michelle Pritchard

Love you guys… but the audio on this was a hard listen

Elizabeth Michel

This is the greatest idea!!!!!!!!! hahahaha love you guys ❤️❤️

Erin Mc

This was an entertaining show! Getting a peek behind the friend dynamic curtain. Only thing is having to wait 30min for a "Driving Down The Highway" 😂 was about to read y'all for filth if it wasn't sung at least once

Dayna deFaltay

This was raw dogging , the American way of Abbott & Costello like road episode. I love it!

Big Neesh

Lol. This was cute.

Mary Hastings

This might have been the greatest episode of the podcast ever😂

Samantha Raya

This was iconic lol! Mattie having to stop singing so he could stop the car…Poodle’s shade “ you can do two things at the same time “ lol !!!

Ali Balki

There’s a CARBONdale IL so you were close Poodle!!!! 🤣

Sandy Zickur

This was hilarious! Thank you for putting your lives and Jake’s sanity at stake!

Laura Vega

My husband says the worst things about other drivers. Last night he said, “I wish people like this could be erased from time.” 😂😂

Laura Vega
>>73580359

Also “I just want to teleport this guy’s car to the middle of Afghanistan.”

Kat Beaudoin

Omg- I am cracking up the entire episode. Poodle you are hilarious

Lauren

Omg why didn’t Poodle just drive?! 🤣🤣🤣

Cris Sanchez

I want to yell at both of them “Don’t make pull this car over you two!”

Jessica Vanderbilt

The drive from LA to San Bernadino is a trek. (I grew up in San Dimas) I totally get why Poodle was mess 😂. next time wait until you get out LA proper and are on the 10 to start recording

Laura Williams

I need a redo... Poodle stressed me out Calm down!!!

Jessica Vanderbilt

Wtf! I worked in that area of Pomona for ten years. That sonic is new

jesskiddin

Well after 2+ years of listening it finally happened… I got 90 day gay’d in public. I took my headphones out at the register picking up my coffee and all I hear blaring out of my coat pocket is YOURE ALL SIMPS GETTING ON THE FREEWAY EAT SHIT. Thanks guys it was only a matter of time honestly 😂😂

K8lnmarie

I had a rough morning dealing with loss and this really helped me get out of my funk and in a better mood! Had me laughing and singing along!So grateful for you amazing queens ❤️❤️❤️

Trisha Pulaski

Please never do another episode like this again. I'm supposed to be relaxed listening and this was nothing short of stressful.

Natalie

I’m literally dying laughing from the moment I turned this on!! Ugh I just need to be in the car with you two! I’ll def end up peeing my pants due to all the laughter!

Maggie

My husband is a truck driver and I’m a (professional) passenger... this episode was AMAZING!! Seriously had us laughing most of the time. 😁 I’d ask for more like it but I know that’s unreasonable. 😬

J Moore

I don't even listen to the lalu eps, but I loved this!!! More of Mattie and Poodle in a car would be amazing!!!

J F

Love this episode!!!

Val McCue

I was thinking poor Mattie with Poodle as copilot and hoping he wouldn’t say -a la Nutalie: “DRIVE MATTIE! DRIIIIVEEEE!!”

Val McCue
>>73587148

I was thinking the same! I’d be cracking up the entire trip and Poodle would be probably pissed and yelling at me “this isn’t funny!!” 😂

Erica Garcia

Lmaoooo- would have loved an update after you had Sonic

Super Nova

I loved this, felt like I was in the car💕

Tonya Beth

This sounded exactly like being in the car with my husband. I’m Poodle in this scenario 😆😆

Searcy

How was the show? Did Poodle get up and dance?

kayleelovestakis

i KNEW mattie was going to drive because poodle would not be able to record and drive at the same time, but i also knew poodle would NOT be able to deal with mattie's driving lmaooo

Channel Wilson

This was amazingggg lol… btw I live in SB just listening to you guys try to get through that downtown traffic was hilarious 😂

Anna

I am dying y’all. Thank you

Kimber Zorenko

Please never do a driving episode again. All I could hear is poodle screeching. As soon as my ears recovered he would shriek again. My ears are bleeding

Matthew Gates

Poodle has all the tolerance of a road trip as my cat on the way to the groomers! 🤣

kaitlin tonelli

This was one of the best shows! I needed those laughs! Great show xx

Chandra

I love the car pod!! 😂😂 also I cuss constantly at other cars when I’m driving! Idc if they’re 20 or 90 😭😭

Zoe Loft

I just wanna say I have done that drive so many times and I had a great mental intimate portrait happening this entire episode, I felt like I was ridin along with y’all! And I’ll tell you what I’m living here in TX and homesick missing CA so thanks for this 😌

Stephanie LeDoux

The car pod was the best! 😂😂 I was laughing so hard. I’m surprised Poodle didn’t start yelling “Drive!” In Natalie’s voice. I think he was more concerned with every other car on the road lol

Robyn

Loved the car pod!

Kelly Snyder

I can’t love this anymore. Made my Monday 😘😘😘

Nikki

Loved it!!! Petition for another car pod...just for Poodle 😇😜

Christy Jackson

omg i know that was torture for you boys but I loved it!!! lolol

Marie Elizabeth Salinas

Everyone take a shot every time Poodle says “this was a bad idea!” lmaooo

Enjoli Pickett

Unpopular opinion: Two of the best flights I have been on were with Spirit Airlines. I used them to go to Vegas and it was the most relaxed I have ever been. I know I am the exception to every rule 🤣

Jamie Lynn Lamond

I laughed so hard.. best 🤣 thanks for posting this one !

Camille Andrea

Sitting in traffic listening to this episode was EVERYTHING!!! I felt like I was in the car with Mattie and Poodle. The episode was chaotic, but in the best way! Bravo to trying something new, I personally loved it! 👏🏾👏🏾

ElizaDarlene

I loooove listening to them drive! I won’t be able to finish this podcast before I have to go to work I am dying to know if we get to hear the sonic if we don’t get to hear them at sonic I’m really bummed and please you guys next time I want to hear you guys together at a drive-through restaurant

Reality Gays
>>73652283

Poodle would never let me record him eating!!! So Sonic was a private moment for us. lol. -Mattie

Salina

Love how half the sissies hate this episode and the other half of us absolutely love it. The things I would do for another carpod episode! Keep going queens! 😂🙏🏻🤍

Erin Walsh

Y’all. There IS a Carbondale, IL and a Glen Carbon I’m Southern Illinois 🤷🏻‍♀️

Sarah

What is it with men like Shawn who have so many kids & still can’t get birth control right? I really don’t understand.

Melis

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Melody Wright

Poodle admonishing Mattie through gritted teeth was SO Mother Poodle. I sense young J-Bird was told to stop embarrassing Mom through gritted teeth…

Enn Sea

This was amazing and I want more podcasts like these 😂 maybe once every three months? Is that too much to ask? I don’t think I ever laughed so hard or snorted so many times during a single podcast. Thank you!!!

JD_aloha

I am ROFLMAO!!! We need more Poodle and Mattie in the car!!

Jenn Seth

Please dear God, never do this again! 😂😂😂😂 I am super distracted

Liz Annis

Ohmergeerrrrdddd!! I am Poodle every time I am in a car and NOT driving!!! EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!!! And I’m not a monster- I totally empathize with poor Matty- kudos for him always taking Poodle’s shit in stride!! But geezus- I see you, Poodle- I see you!! Your misery is my entertainment so it wasn’t for nothing! Love all my ♥️ squirrel-friends!! 😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

Isobel O'Shea

Great atmosphere as I too was driving on the highway!