Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year, Gaytrons! (Patreon)

It's that time of year again: As 2022 messages us with a  "U up," and we say "new phone who dis" to 2021, we just want to take a moment to say how fucking grateful we are for each one of you. Seriously, your support means the world to us, and Matt I and consider ourselves the luckiest Mary's on earth to be able to make you guys laugh, or cry, or just generally take you away from the madness going on in the world . We know that everything seem really uncertain and chaotic right now, but we'd like you to please remember three things this holiday season: 

1) This craziness--this pain--is TEMPORARY. It won't always be like this. Already we are at a very different place than we were in Dec of 2020, and we'll be in a very different place in Dec of 2022. 

2) Don't ever lose HOPE. "Hope is a thing with feathers," said Emily Dickinson, "that perches in the soul." With hope, we can continue to "sing our tune" even when things are at their darkest. And if you feel like you're out of hope, take some of OUR hope--we have enough for all of you. 

3) Your queens aren't going ANYWHERE. We're going into 2022 like "Bring it, BITCH"--like when you've just left an exhausting orgy covered in lube, but than you get a Grindr message from Rico telling you his wife is at her mom's for the night and...where are we? Anyway, we've got so much great stuff coming down the pike for you guys this next year that we can't wait to share. A note about live shows: please be assured that we are keeping a close watch on Omicron news, especially in NYC, and are talking with our agents and promoters daily about how to keep everyone safe at our shows. Trust us when we say we're taking this situation very seriously, and YOUR safety is much more important than ANY show. For the latest, check here, or our Insta @realitygayspodcast. If we have to reschedule, we'll reschedule--your husbands will just have to wait a little longer for me 😂 

A little more housekeeping: some shows may drop a little later as I'm at Mother Poodle's currently, and we are at the mercy of her schedule--that and Father Poodle's loud LOUD Westerns on the Grit Channel. Also, no Classless this week, as there's a fucking episode of Before the 90 on 12/26, and Single Life episodes on BOTH Christmas Eve and New Years Eve, so we're gonna take ONE thing off our plate this week, after a good Matt Sharp holiday RAW-DOGGIN.  

Again, a happy happy holiday season to you and yours, and we'll see you in 2022!!!

--Poodz (and Mattie)