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Haley defies Dalton and meets his father anyway; Max learns some shocking news about Tara; Santiba's sexy photo shoot fizzles; Tai goes on a date with a non-con but Boston interrupts; Gabby gets mixed signals from Felicia.

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Katrina

It is so good to hear matties voice!!!!!!! I love you 2!

Liz DiNardo

Tai is living in her trauma with these relationships

BRITNEY PORTER

Brandy and Monica would be pleased 😀

Val McCue

Waiting for that segment “Reality Gays Present: Gothic Southern Stories” 😱

Danrae Delo

I laughed so much! This was fantastic. 👏👏👏

Marsha Hurley

Eat at Max Brenner’s in NYC at Union Square and order the dessert fondue

Lea Ana Davis

Highland Park is where Bill from Marrying Millions lived, Highland Village is in Denton County.

Annabanananyc

Victors cafe best Cuban food in the city

Lynn

Poodz Katz’s Deli

Angelica

Does anyone know why this show isn’t coming on the WE TV app like the other shows???

Reality Gays

We’ve heard people say that! It’s really fucking annoying… I think someone said Philo had it?

Jessica Vanderbilt

“Shit rolls down hill” is the low rate version on trickle down economics. Meaning if shit is bad for me, it’s about to be bad for you too!

Beth

I need an extended cut of the boy is mine please

Mary Scheske

I think the "cut my steak" thing was the beginning of a long list of "do this for me so I can see how high you'll jump"

Katie

I’ll be in Portland for my birthday (March 10th) and will be at the show! Say the word Mattie and I’ll bring you a 🎂

Shante

The Boy is Mine intro was perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

AnitaBonghit 69

Tai acts like a bad person while having a hard Kimbaaly style lisp with extra sass and I can't take her seriously

Christie zoey

“Stop playing on my phoneeeee” Dave chapelle. Lolllll

Amy Kalasunas

“ Why is your hand in your lap?” - Black and white Cookie

Jennifer Riester

Poodle - my maternal grandma died on 12/23 which is also my mom's birthday 🙄

Laura

The .99 cent slice is alive and well in NYC!

Jennifer Riester

Confession - I'm 50 and if my parents offer to cut my meat I let them because it's just much effort for me 🤣

Ali Balki

Portland IS a birthday show!!!!! It’s a birthday show for me too… March 12th for this sissy here too ❤️❤️

Christy Jackson

The boys are back!! This episode was hilarious.

amy

i would love to know where in ny you can get a slice for 99 cents. im a new yorker and im shocked

Carissa

The guest co hosts were great but I’m so glad you’re back Mattie! This intro is perfection 💜 thinking of you during this difficult time

Julianne

Poodz, NPR's Planet Money did a whole episode about how inflation is affecting dollar slices!!! NPR and Pizza: these are a few of your favorite things!

Krissy Cooksey

OMG how did I miss growing up the hot guy from Lady Bugs died?!

Super Nova

Brittany is definitely way more of a high-maintenance friend than Tai. I don't get the "all about me all the time" vibe from Tai

Marsha Hurley

OMG I’m a Teacher Sissy and I’m laughing so hard I’m crying in the school parking lot over the LDL Theatre of Haley and Dale! Mattie has his pervy drawl DOWN

Courtney Denise

Mattie I literally had tears in my eyes when I heard your voice again 😭 poodle and everyone that stepped up to cover the show was great but made me realize why this show is so special and set apart from the rest is the banter between y’all. Now…as a Dallas raised (Preston hollow) sissy..Dalton is from LEWISVILLE. Highland village was nice in the 60s -__- they all give me meth vibes a la carrollton with the depression tattoos to match 🤢

Laura Bailey

I’m crying over Haley and Dale theatre. Choo choo. “I think that sounds weird” 🤣 THE TRAIN WHISTLE SENT ME INTO ORBIT 😂😂😂😂😂😂 jfc

Jill Kemp

Chip n dale rendition yesss

Kristi Burks

My family is terrible when someone passes. We truly laugh and make jokes. It’s just how we handle our grief. I love y’all and sending love and light to Mattie and his family.

Jilliann Gardner

The Chip and Dale version killed me. That guy was creepier than any of the locked up people that have ever been on this show.

Courtney Latka

the Cuban sandwich is king in Tampa.

Joanne

A black and white cookie, but also, for sure, Cruella DeVille. DId you see her "dalmatian" scrunchy and steering wheel cover?

Tiffany Layer

My grandma born in 1928 has a ton of “selfies” it’s super weird. Like from the 1930s. Just her posing.

Lisa F

that intro had me roaring. As soon as I heard those first chords of the song. Lol. Perfection.

Janette

Oh, boy... this recap is a good one! The theater, the sex letters, omg! Great job, queens!

Christopher Rommel

I’m just now watching this series…boy I listened to your episodes without watching the show and always imagined the reality gays theater was mostly improv but wow, Dale and black & white cookie really had that weird and creepy conversation. Now I miss black and white cookie 😭 we need an update from her! Wonder if she’s be up for an interview.