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BELOW DECK Sailing Yacht: 0309 "Tensions High, Patience Low" (Patreon)

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2022-04-21 19:45:00
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Tensions rise on the boat for both the interior and deck crew; Gary's finger gets stuck in the main saloon doors causing so much pain that his patience with Kelsie is obsolete; Kelsie tries to keep her head above water with the new graveyard shift.

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Heather Zoltak

I was obsessed with Christopher Pike books. I always grab a copy from used bookstores, I'm trying to collect them all

Caitlin Craig

Drink every time Mattie says Carlos

Tish Rutherford

I finally have something to come at y’all with! I think dolphins are aliens in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy! Right before the earth is destroyed (spoiler alert) they fly into space and say “so long and thanks for all the fish” but honestly I doubt that lady was a Douglas Adams fan either!

Annabanananyc

Can you do a bicurious of below deck down under?

Laura Vega
>>82365632

I was too! They were very titillating, like Harlequin romance novels for teens.

Brittney Gonsalves

Captain Glenn IS from Montreal, Canada, but primarily lives in Mallorca.

Ms-Metal

Guys, there's a song called Pet Names for Genitalia, it's an old radio morning show staple. You can find it on YouTube. It's all names for men's genitals. Check it out, good for some chuckles 😯😀

Elizabeth Reichert

I’ve slammed my fingernail in the door and the doctor literally hollered for a paperclip and a lighter…heated up the paperclip with the lighter and burned a hole through the nail…it was HORRIFYING but worked 🤣

Stanley Southpaw
>>82366430

I took double shots because Poodle did not correct him and even said, "Carlos" once, himself. (Triple shots for that one.) I'm currently fighting alcohol poisoning. 🍸

Stanley Southpaw
>>82369992

I recall them saying they'd do it when it airs on Bravo but it can't hurt to suggest they do it sooner if possible.

Stanley Southpaw
>>82419852

This is the way to do it safely. Doing it with a needle is dangerous because the needle may keep going and puncture the flesh beneath the nail, causing infection, PAIN, and possible other bad consequences.

Cecilia Thompson
>>82419852

THREE TIMES that has happened to me, and only the last time I had the hot needle (sterile needle), and the relief was instantaneous….

Linda Coy

I cannot get enough of Mattie and Poodle talking trash about Captain Sandy. As soon as Mattie said “What would Captain Sandy do?”, I started giggling because I knew it was coming.

Jeff Nagel

😂😂😂😂Losing my shit over my new fave phrase “groinal mound”!! I am definitely stealing that Poodz!!