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BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN: 0701 "There's No Place Like Home" (Patreon)

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2022-07-13 04:52:14
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Captain Sandy kicks off another charter season in the Mediterranean, this time on the exclusive island of Malta aboard the sleek and ultra-modern motoryacht Home. With all-new department heads, things get off to a tumultuous start when the bosun is left short-handed. When the guests come aboard, the chef struggles to please a guest who’s short on compliments and long on complaints. Eyebrows are raised as crew members question the nature of a relationship between two fellow yachties.


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Rebecca Llewelyn

Peach iced tea…you’re gonna hate it. - Michael Scott 🤣

Melisa

I crocheted that poodle and I felt like I violated both of you! 😂. Too many IPA’s in SF 🤦🏻‍♀️. Mattie, I’m working on something for you next!

Robin H

This is my first Below Deck Med with y'all...how dare you come for my dom queen Capt Sandy!

Erin Mc

It's funny cause after Hannah's last season Sandy made a speech to new crew about reporting prescriptions. Now after the Lexi season, Sandy is making a speech about no hating or harassment. I see right through her shit 😂

Jennifer Riester

So glad you mentioned it - that boat looks cheap AF!

Rebecca Llewelyn

I think Ray Gun will leave, Courtney (CORNEEEEEE) will come on as a deckhand, and Storm will be bosun.

Mary Scheske

I'm bringing cinnamon rolls next time. They're the size of your face and change your life. 🎁

Ann Gunby

Jacque is on Days now. Her apartment number is ...wait for it...227. Lol.

Hannah Love

Unfortunately this is not the first time Bravo has casted 2 crew members who look similar… Alli and Dani on Sailing Yacht season 2 looked like they could be sisters. I’m rewatching their season with my boyfriend and he constantly thinks they’re the same person😂😂

Erin Henderson

I need a track of Mattie’s “South African” accent for anytime I am having a rough time. It makes me laugh every time.

Suzette Tamblyn

Poodle. I have to come at you. I’ve worked with and on boats for a long time in my last job- the anchor watch schedule anger isn’t sandy being a control freak. People recently died on a liveaboard because no one was on watch and the boat caught fire. So I think you’re hard on her for a lot of things that are far more serious than they may appear. Some things are require by law and they can close down the ship if they are boarded and all of the paperwork isn’t perfect (and I was on a boat as a guest that got Boarded by law enforcement). So I know you hate her but try looking at her behavior a bit more from a safety side and realize that she’s ultimately responsible for every guest and crew member. Another thing- the captains train future captains and mentor them to get ready for their own ships someday and it’s a big deal to the captain and the trainee. Even for a simple captains license you have to have hundreds of logged boat experience with a captain and Sandy is running a large ship so she has an advanced license. Hers probably allows her to drive up to a cruise ship size or damned close to it and there are hardly any women world over with that license. Ok there’s my Sandy rant. I just wanted you to hear it from the perspective of someone who has supervised boat crew, enjoyed being on liveaboards and has seen the backside of how the operations work.

DJ Nightshade

Poodle, please reference Titanic to file under: ways boats CAN in fact crash into things. 🤣