Patreon POLL: Choose your July Bicurious Ep! (Patreon)

Guess what, sluts? We're BACK from vacay! And we've got three crazy cool Applebee's frozen blender drinks of shows to choose from, that will hopefully give you some relief in this crazy heat. So take off your pants, put on the leopard bathing suit cover up, and VOTE for which one of these is gonna wet your whistle! Here we GO...

1.) Me or The Menu (Food Network, Disc +)--From the producers of 90 Day, “Set in the cutthroat world of the restaurant industry, four restaurateurs navigate the challenges of opening their first restaurant with their significant others."I've  watched a few eps, and this show is MESSY! And Nate is really HOT https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2873903579574976 

2.) The One That Got Away (Amazon)--“Six people searching for their soulmates are given the chance to explore a lifetime of missed connections as one by one, people from their pasts enter through “The Portal” to surprise them and take their shot at love.” OK, Kim Cray emailed us one night super late saying, "please tell me y'all are watching this show, I need to talk about it with someone!" Cue me binging the whole series on tour, and lets just say..it's a RIDE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrCW-OyQAnU

3.) Five Guys a Week (Lifetime)--“One adventurous and very eligible lady invites five bachelors to move into her home.” "Five Guys a Week? That's the Poodle Boudreaux autobiography vol 5!" (you know you already made that joke!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPJFvJVmPhc

As always, pop off in the comments, and cheer for your favorite garbage! Deadline is Thursday 7/28 at 12pm PST. Woohoo! -- Poodz