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LIFE AFTER LOCKUP: 0402 "Bond Girl" (Patreon)

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2022-08-08 06:03:36
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Tiffany makes a shocking discovery; Lindsey reunites with her daughter, but a bail bond may spell trouble; Branwin meets up with her ex; Shawn invites an unwelcome guest to the wedding; Chance pushes Bobbie out; Eric leaves Puppy in tears.

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Amy Diehl

I'm hella late but I'm catching up. I live in ks and we have both Father/daughter dances and mom/son But they don't call them that, because sometimes another family member or friend will attend w the kids 😄

Rebecca Llewelyn

Come for the LILU recap…stay for the alliteration and the Agatha Christie reference. 🤣

Rebecca Llewelyn

Carl’s wife LOVES the minions. She just loves sharing those minion memes on the Facebook.

Robin black

Placenta…. 🤣🤣🤣

Georganne Wolfe

Mattie and Poods, Did u watch any of Selling the Hamptons?

Amy Kalasunas

I literally cant stop thinking about the cake & those frosting roses. They LEFT them on the plate ! God damn it

Taylor Wallace

Branwynn's Monroe piercing looks awkward because a lot of swelling happens off an on with Monroe and bottom lip piercings in the first few weeks. She's only been out for 3 weeks, so she still has the "starter post." After 4-6 weeks you can put in whatever you want. I had a lip piercing for years, and that swelling in the first month gets better, but you definitely need a solid 4-6 weeks to ride out the healing phase.

Caitlin Brooks

I don’t get minions either - but when you were describing the “dumb minion” i literally burst out laughing

Holly Wagner

The most exciting thing about LILU coming back might be getting to hear your theme song regularly again 🎵❤️

Bonnie

I personally think father/daughter stuff needs to be dropped….but maybe that’s because my daughters’ father isn’t in their lives and it can be triggering for girls who don’t have what is deemed to be the “typical family”.

Kristy Guffey

Does the crack shed garage even have running water? How is she gonna survive out there. No thanks.

Jennifer Riester

The all boys high school near me has "Mom Prom". Some of the father-daughter dances near me are now called "me and my guy" dance to open it up to male father figures. A lot of schools (both public and private) by me have them. Also, I had the same question about the youngest father taking the older two girls.

kelly

I beg for a pod of Poodle reading musical films for filth. I hated Encanto too!

kelly

Matty is talking about FERIA by Loreal!

Christina O

Where’s everyone watching this? I feel like my versions I watch are different (CARRLLLLL?)

Nikki

We looked up “The Cookie Jar” place since we too were confused about the Conair foot soaks on the floor. It’s a Vag steam place and they weren’t getting pedicures but a foot detox which is ironic since she needs to do more than detox before marrying Shawn

Jennifer Moseley

About a month ago, I went down the Gen Z obsession w minions rabbit hole. Apparently, minions remind Gen z of their childhood which was two months ago.

Honora Greenwood Rodriguez

I'll try to speak your language here....piercing gauge is the girth, not the length. And new piercings are often longer to allow for swelling.

Jill Kemp

Those were planted panties for sure! They looked brand new, never been worn, never been washed. Some producer got a Kohls card and is now writing off panties as a business expense!

Tiffany Craig

I'm going to need anyone who wants to sleep with Kevin to take a moment

Caitlin Roberts

I think Mattie is talking about Splat hair dye when he’s talking about Sara’s hair

Taylor Wallace
>>89203670

I watch it on the We TV app/site, but I remember watching it on YouTube last season because the We TV gerbils were on constant smoke breaks and it would take DAYS for it to get uploaded.

Mary M Conrad

The hilarious part for me was the amount of ads for birth control in this episode 🤣. Are you listening Shawn?

mess_this_blessica

Where do you even watch this show? Google tells you nothing because it’s just all who paid the most for ads.

Arden
>>89195000

I personally think it's a) very creepy and 2) alienating/triggering for those who don't have a dad or have a super embarrassing and/or unreliable dad.

Arden
>>89216339

I've taken a moment and decided he's a SCORPIO and they are (usually) really good in bed. Also his lips are sexy. lol

Arden
>>89227425

I watch on YouTube; type it in the search bar, then do "sort" by "this week" and a bunch of videos will pop up. Some are people playing bits and giving their opinions, but if you dig though there are usually at least 2 posts with FULL EPISODE.

Brittany

Everybody that doesn't experience father/daughter dance shit says this situation is weird. Cause it is. Ain't no reason this man needs to be this close to these 3 babies. Ever.

Jenn O'Kane

My children went to a Catholic School …. they had a Father-Daughter dance and a Mom-Son Field day event…. Needless to say, I made sure we were out of town for both events.

Sarah Call

I really liked uncoupling. It was such an easy watch.

Jilliann Gardner

When I was a kid, my dad and I were part of a father-daughter bonding group at the YMCA rather unfortunately called Indian Princesses (the 90’s were Yikes! sometimes). There was no religious aspect or purity things involved. We would do fun activities like putt putt, crafts, camp outs, boating trips and there was a father-daughter dance. I always had a blast and it was great to spend some one on one time with my dad. I don’t think father daughter dances are synonymous with purity balls necessarily. My dad would never have taken me to something like that.

Ali Balki

They were planted panties!!!! When they showed the preview, they were leopard print. When the show started, they were black….

Claire Pancerz

Okay, I’m a Carl’s wife because I love me some minions.

mendyvz

Who want to live in garage with no toilet no shower. Is there running water?

Jolene

Yup... That Metal version of the LILU Theater intro still cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣