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LOVE AFTER LOCKUP 0432: "Married At Release" (Patreon)

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2022-12-24 05:00:03
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A secret release day wedding causes tension; surprise guests threaten Monique's plans; jeweler Ashley is terrified to tell the truth about her bank-robbing boyfriend; Justine and Michael's sexy reunion as husband and wife.

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Kelly Savoie Samora

Yes!! The “I’m from Texas!” thing is alive and well. When I first moved to Texas it took me some time to get used to the whole, “it’s cause this is Texas!” mentality. Ask a question… you will get “cause it’s Texas!”

Robin H

I can't stop hoping that these jake at home episodes will give us even the smallest Mother Poodle cameo.

Claire Pancerz
>>98171696

And trust me - as someone who was not born here, but has lived here far too long - it’s better now than it was when I was a little girl. We have had the lovely, moderating influence of normal people who lived at least some of their lives out of state.

Grace Savage

Wow thanks for recording this I didn’t think it was coming this week and I needed it!!!

Val McCue

I’m here for the Ashley/ Travis/ Martin/Weiner Dog theaters this season! Boy, this woman…you boys didn’t mention Travis’ “Bad Apple” gargantuan forearm tattoo and if this not ‘at your own risk’ disclaimer then I dunno what is!

Claire Pancerz

Matt, you had the same feeling about Travis that you did. There’s something off, and I’m not quite sure what it is yet. I also think we have to tap the brake on Justine and Mike…I’m not sure he will live up to the hype. 🧐🧐

Bab Veto
>>98173543

I demand a Mother Poodle cameo. She’s so close yet so far for us all!!

Fashion Grunge Podcast

This season is the most shocking and wild and it's only been two episodes and that says ALOT.

Sandy Zickur

Connie, Bonnie, Robbie, BOBBY!

kelly

Mattys mother poods impression is an Xmas eve gift to us all. Im coming at you, ever so gently, about Justine and Mike. That was her son who got off the bus. I hated seeing him run to Mike and act like that is his Dad which is what he knows his mom wanted to see. They are 100 percent doing the instant family thing, down to the fact that she said in LDLU that now all her kids have more siblings to love them...thats not how it works. All I can see is her potentially exposing her kids to abusers.

Mary Scheske

My friends say they're from Canada or Colorado when they travel abroad 🤣 - This Embarassed Texan. Downtown Denton is really neat!!

Robin black

My fiancé and I have had the exact, almost word for word, conversation about Starbucks when we are on the road for travel. He will narrow it down to SB with drive thru only to try and X out the ones in grocery stores or Targets. 🤣🤣🤣

Caitlin Brooks

Y’all i think the alcohol has impacted Kathy’s (Ashley’s 🤣) skin/appearance also her emotional dysregulation lmao

Mary Scheske

Poodle have you tried buying your mom real uggs and putting a 75% off sticker on the bottom? Along with a fake story about how you found such a bargain?

TVDinner

I felt every detail of that Starbucks story/rant in my marrow. Keep preaching the gospel, Reality Gays!

Devil's Cabana Boy

Fun Fact- The bus station where Gabby and Chris got married is only one block away from where Reality Gays did their Philadelphia show!

Shelley Harriott
>>98189942

It was so cringe how the son kept pulling Justine to him whenever she hugged Mike. I kept screaming “stop acting like a teenager!!!” at the screen. You can tell how uncomfortable the son was with Justine showing affection toward Mike.

Marsha Hurley
>>98189942

There was an episode whereJake did all the different variations of the MP “Gaugh” exclamation, and my favorite was if MP finds a case of Diet Coke with the wrong cheaper price on it at a bargain outlet, her Gaugh was nearly orgasmic

Jennifer Riester

Oh, that happened to me when I left a funeral last month - map took me right to a Starbucks in a Giant Eagle and I was furious!! Also, I had picked the one that said it had a drive thru which was also a lie!!!!

Jennifer Riester
>>98195036

I purposely picked one that said it had a drive thu but it still took me to a grocery store location 🙄

Jill Gauthier De Jesus

From MI. Just drove by a BELK 😍 in NC and I think I screamed a little

amy

this mightve been your GOAT episode. love your stories:)

Jamie Katherine

Morgan Freeman. Not a what’s-his-name 😂

Suzette Tamblyn

White car is 100% him driving by trying to get a look at her

ToadSongs

The Cathy thing is hilarious. I just remember her never being able to fit into a swimsuit. Probably not the best thing for a kid to read every Sunday but I am so here for Poodle's rendition. ACK!

Suzette Tamblyn

Y’all I’m sitting at a house where one of the ladies is from TX. Holy shit this house is full of Texas shit. Even Texas stepping stones out front. Crazy pants