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LOVE AFTER LOCKUP 0434 "Ditched and Dismissed" (Patreon)

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2023-01-07 07:00:01
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Gabby ditches Chris when she discovers his lies; Justine and Michael's mom get heated at a family reunion; Skylar is shocked by Nathan's behavior at her release; Derek has an unexpected visitor during Monique's romantic dinner.

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Camille Harris

That scarecrow is functioning properly because he is REALLY hard to look at on my screen

Claire Pancerz

He needs to TELL Skylar about the pressure he’s feeling. I just kept shouting that at the TV. He’s got a release valve - it’s sharing his feelings with her.

Amy Kalasunas

Nathans vacant glassy eyed stare viscerally scared me. He wont physically hurt her, but he’s eerily unhinged

Shauna Frenza

“It’s okay, I’ve got callouses” DAMN IT POODLE I LITERALLY SPAT MY WATER OUT 💀💀💀💀

Bab Veto

Does anyone else listen to these LALU episodes 2-3x a week? It’s my favorite podcast! Arias is so beautiful it’s hard to see her with Cameron before he’s been fixed up but his ITA’s show him looking GOOD

Val McCue

Monique wasn’t having a good time because of the $500 she had coughed up for that meal!! Can you imagine that on a receptionist’s salary? She definitely has it coming.

Val McCue
>>99118828

Agree! Of all men out there and she picks this one…she can definitely do so much better!

Amber Atkins

My grandmother is in hospice and I have covid and can't see her and here come Mattie and Poodle to save my sanity❤

Mary Scheske

When I was looking for a link to watch last night, I discovered (name edited:) Derek's mom's murder was covered in an episode of 48 Hours. I wonder if that had any effect on his popularity - and maybe why his sisters made such an effort to dress up for their camera time....

Val McCue
>>99120960

The nerve! If I had been Monique I’d had made him pawn that Cartier watch and make him pay for all that food *insert Mother Poodle GAH*

Alicia Andrews
>>99136948

Which Kevin is this? Short King’s mom was on the show a few seasons ago. Or is there a current Kevin that I’m blanking on? 🤔

Vee R
>>99136948

I think she meant Derek’s mom. His mom was murderrd and it was covered in the first 48 - killer connections/bloody birthday. So sad.

Erica Garcia

Cameron cracks me up! He reminds me of Katt Williams, just as funny, short and squirrly. I do hope Aria snaps out of it tho, she is too beautiful and mellow for his crazy. Derek’s “breaking news” as a way to introduce a new “female” was a new one. I think Monique is falling for that “if I give them everything they won’t go back to their old life” kind of control and it ain’t happenin. Tell me he randomly ran into a homie at that fancy restaurant ? Nope that was planned. And once again, Skylar looks different in every single photo and in real life/ ITM- she is being a tourist. This man has serious trauma he hasn’t worked through and she is just playing with the criminal life, she is one phone call away from a totally square life meanwhile the haunted doll has Nathan’s soul. It looked like he had a damn near panic attack with that coffee. And thank you Mattie for mentioning Kevin the Gay Ghost- he was definitely in that home watching their Grandpa cosplay sex 👻🍆🍑👀

Jamie Katherine

How am I starting my Sunday? With the image of Poodle’s calloused colon dragging on the concrete behind him as he’s carried in by fellow convicts to greet Mattie who has just arrived for his first day of prison. I could not ask for more. #blessed

Joshua Bradecich

I always check the trades’ kitchen for coconut or olive oil before resorting to hair oil 😂😂😂

Nikki

Idk, I'm with Mattie. Nathan scares me, he makes me think of the guys who say "if you're not going to be with me you're not going to be with anyone" 😬

Jenn

Did anyone else clock the tag hanging from Derek’s Gucci shirt after dinner? I hope that he forgot to tuck it back in when they got to the casino. I get that Monique was kind of boring, but he’s a lot.

BRITNEY PORTER

Was Michaels mom helping raising the kids? I don’t think it’s that strange that she would feel entitled to state her opinion about how her grandchildren are raised. And it didn’t seem like she was calling Justine and bad parent or that her daughter was a bad kid.

Sara

Mr. Roboto! I'm dying.

Nanda
>>99110291

He looks like he is dissociating heavily. I wonder what is overwhelming him so much that he has to check out like that.

Lois Molina
>>99199273

Justine’s parenting style came into question when his mom said, “I see how you raise YOUR daughter.” Also they were friends so who knows what she knows about Justine.

Meredith
>>99150878

Re: Cameron, when they cut the music and he did that shoulder shimmy for like 5 seconds, I LOLed and had to rewind. He's super gross (the slug trail comment killed me on impact) but certainly entertaining!

Jen

I agree with Matty! Derek makes me laugh as much as any of the clowns in this series. When he was talking about how he wants her to sit on his face and smushed his lips I was dying

Meredith
>>99150878

Omggggggg, thank you for this! So funny. Good question about the muffins too...I assumed the top ones but I'm guessing he doesn't discriminate.

Stephanie Bloss

Cameron is someone I would totally buy weed from IRL. He gives me good weed-guy vibes.

Cin S-T

All these couples are extreme this season, but Nathan and Skylar are very interesting. She’s a spoiled brat and he’s an insecure emotional wreck.

Jennifer Riester

Derek and Monique are in Cleveland. The restaurant they went to for dinner is in downtown and is a somewhat trendy area. People do not just walk around downtown Cleveland so that was a weird suggestion. However, the casino is about two blocks from where they were. I have yet to figure out where their hotel is but I"m sure going back to the hotel was way out of the way for him to go back to the casino.

Sarah Williams

Mattie, it also confuses me when the bi-curious is for the prior month 😅😅 it’s my one “Carls wife” think I constantly do 😅😅

Deja Bleu

This is a great season 👍🏾 all the vibes.... Nathan and Skylar tic tic BOOM 💥 it's happening.....

Deja Bleu

Monique requires a lot of attention though holding someone hostage and spying on them controlling their phone is not a relationship.... That's still JAIL