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LOVE AFTER LOCKUP: 0435 "Felons 4 Life" (Patreon)

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2023-01-14 07:02:00
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Skylar fears the worst when Nathan goes missing; a mysterious car chase threatens Monique and Derek; Ashley plans a romantic date, but keeps a secret; Michael's music manager pushes Justine's buttons; Cameron hatches a wild plan at his re-release.

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Anita Carol

My ex husband taught Agriculture/Horticulture at a local college. His name is Herb Orange. 😆

Kimberly

I call fraudacity....Nathan clearly had a grocery bag and those plastic bag for fruit and vegetables..I don't believe he stole anything.

Alicia De Toro

Reporting from NorCal ☔️🚣‍♀️ love you both for always keeping me company. Whether it’s Covid or atmospheric river you’re always here 🥰

Val McCue

On the Ashley/Cathy “Cashley?” segment, y’all missed the boat’s name and artwork, aahck! Her name was “nauti/naughty” and it showed a woman spanking a man.

Super Nova

I would love a LALU "Where Are They Now?" 🙏🏾🤞🏾😅

juliagoolia

My coworker is Mrs. Fales and she teaches third grade 😂

Jeida Mitchell

I think Derek said he was caught smuggling 25lbs of marijuana at the airport. That is not a small offense.

Stephanie Bloss

I am so glad to hear you changed your stance on lip fillers! If you get a reasonable amount form a good doctor, it helps you look younger and it's very subtle!

Elizabeth

Dedicated thread in the Sissy Squad for any talk about the royal family, please!! The Monarchy is an absolute powder keg of emotions for colonized people, there was a dedicated thread when the queen died for the same reason. I have extremely strong feelings and I know I’m not the only one ❤️

Honora Greenwood Rodriguez

Speaking of teachers with funny names opposite what they taught, my friend had a Religious Studies professor at the University of Minnesota named Dick Pervo who got busted for watching child porn in his office. Google it.

Emma Nelson

In our small town, we had a Mr and Mrs Music who taught music, and our nature center’s director was Mr. Dolphin!

Miranda R

The choir teacher in my high school was Mrs. Danger. Her husband was a medical doctor.

Robin H

Omg Michael can get IT. Have you ever thought about doing a March madness-esque bracket for hottest guy in the reality gay-iverse?

kelly

I HATED Smothered but it gave you guys the best material

Carrie Peterson

Sleeping in the same bed and the accidental leg touch isn’t strictly a gay thing. Trust me.

Ashley Murray

Call the triplets the “triplips!” Hahahaha

Devil's Cabana Boy

Love you both, but I have to respectfully disagree with you about Mike and Justine. They are POSs. Let’s not forget that Mike was a FENTANYL dealer. This is not a guy selling tons of weed like Derek and Cameron. This is not a guy who committed crimes in desperation to support their illness, like Travis and Skyler. He profited off of the misery and tragedies of others. I have not seen one ounce of remorse or regret. He’s driving around in cars and wearing jewelry that most likely did not come from his sneaker business. And she has no problem with enjoying the fruits of his work. So yes, he’s objectively attractive (but not that good of a rapper). I believe in redemption. I am a recovering addict myself. Just have a hard time with him. Your coverage is great and always enjoy your takes, even when I disagree.

Anita Carol

I believe that Michael and Justine’s shoe business is a way of laundering the money he hid before going to jail. it’s fairly common. I believe he’s selling them for $1000? Nobody in their right mind paying $1000 for his shoes. He sets up fake buys and launders his money through his fake tennis shoe business. Have you ever gone on the eBay and thought something was outrageously priced? It’s just a form of money laundering.

Elizabeth
>>99643599

Excellent point, hadn’t considered that myself. Glad to hear you’re in recovery ❤️❤️❤️

Elizabeth

My mother has an optometrist named Dr. Eye (no joke)

Elizabeth
>>99625583

Gabby’s are just so terrible, there are actual lumps in them 🤦‍♀️ I love a good filler when it’s done well!!!

Lydia

Royal Tea on Blighty Days Patreon is my new favorite!!! Any other history nerds neeeeed to check it out ASAP!!

Brittany

Well sissis that might be worried about Nathan, don't be, that poor guy is scared of his own shadow.

Brittany
>>99648847

You can't say that out loud cause next step is you get recruited to their MLM

Taylor Jasper
>>99643599

idk, i mean speaking as an addict, i don’t get the “kill your local heroin dealer” thing. my dealer never made me use, i made that choice all by myself. and if one dealer was out i would absolutely find it elsewhere anyway. in all likelihood he was probably using himself and dealing was a way to support his own addiction, but even if not he still has like a hundred kids lol gotta support your family some way. i don’t agree that someone is inherently a POS for being involved in the drug trade- he didn’t forcibly inject anybody 🤷🏼‍♀️

Sara

I had a music teacher named Mrs. Horn. She played the piano and violin and Mr. Horn played the cello. I took piano lessons from her and once when I was there, someone called to ask if she was Lena Horne. Her first name was Leona. Anyway. Riveting.

Deja Bleu

Can we discuss Gabby and Chris?!👀 La Toxica couple of all times ... They don't even know one another.... She should have taken that loot and disappeared.... Period

Mary Scheske

Look. The "where are they nows" take a lot longer when people have lived a decent life. It'd be so easy to find recaps on all these people 😂

Jen

THE BOAT NAME PUNS! I used to be the designer in a sign shop in Florida. I have a whole album of the cheesy vinyl decals that people requested to put on their boats (happy to send pics if anyone wants lol). A few examples of the hornier ones: Reel Nauti, Nauti Girl, Professional Hooker, and an actual fishing charter that people can hire called Reel Tight Charters.

Deja Bleu

What is the secret Gabby is hiding....

Deja Bleu

It is Benzos or something agreed.... I knew it