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Patreon POLL: Choose Your February Bi-curious Ep!

  • Love Trip: Paris 184
  • Summer House 238
  • Perfect Match 824
  • 2023-03-05
  • 1246 votes
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Sissies! We've just pranced into March, so that means it's time to vote for your Feb Bi-curious! This month, I've based the pool off of the most requested shows y'all DM'ed me about--here they are:

1.) "Love Trip: Paris (Hulu/Freeform) -- "Four American girls, unlucky in love in their own country, move into a penthouse in the middle of Paris to find a floor of French suitors waiting to date them." OK, so I watched one episode of this, and TWO of the women irritated the SHIT of me, and I really liked the other two. There's lesbian/bi drama by the truckloads, and the French guys are CHAUD CHAUD CHAUD! Also, this show will make you desperately want to go to Paris! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-vPutKEgcc

2.) "Summer House" (Bravo)-- "...follows a group of nine friends who, after toiling away at their jobs during the week, share a house together on weekends between Memorial Day and Labor Day." So most of you know we've covered this show before on our free feed, but we're sitting out this season. This Summer is all about Carl/Lindsay vs the rest of the house (even Kyle and Lindsay's BFF Danielle!), and I couldn't give two shits about the new people! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm_CWKnse_0

3.) "Perfect Match" -- "Through a series of compatibility challenges and matchups, Nick Lachey takes hopefuls on a journey from single to soulmate, bringing together singles from other reality shows, including `Love Is Blind,' `The Mole,' `Too Hot to Handle,' and others." OK, I HATED the first two eps of this show that I watched, but I kept coming back to it, and suddenly, I had binged the whole awful mess! I still don't understand the strategy of the game, but it was fun seeing some of our LIB/THTH peeps be slutty! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSLohUrIeT0

As always, pop off in the comments to root for your faves. Voting ends Wednesday March 8! -- Poodz

Comments

Danielle G

Per👏🏻fect 👏🏻 match 👏🏻 is such a mess 👏🏻 and completely fake 👏🏻 why can’t I stop watching 👏🏻 why did I watch 3 hours of it 👏🏻 to 👏🏻day👏🏻 why 👏🏻is 👏🏻it 👏🏻 12 👏🏻 ep👏🏻I👏🏻sodes 👏🏻 make 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 make 👏🏻 sense 👏🏻

Laura Finaldi

I am absolutely dying to hear y’all’s thoughts on Perfect Match!!

Rachel Hassard

Oh pleaseeeeee let it be perfect match! You don’t even have to pick an episode haha. Just overall reactions to the shitshow of 12 episodes hahaha

Julia Facey

Perfect Match is messy, fake, and insane so in other words PERFECT! Can’t wait to hear your thoughts.

Kim Longo

I need a little bit of culture with all the smut we watch. Plus, I’m a Francophile that understands/speaks rudimentary conversational French. You know what they say, if you don’t use it, you lose it. 🤷‍♀️ Let’s go to Paris!!!! Cafés, wine, fashion, fashion, food, etc! Viva la France mon amis!

Samantha Bell

I looooooved the mess of Perfect Match!

Lindsay Southerland

I just really need to hear y’all talk about the chaos that is Francesca

Arielle

No one I know watched Perfect Match, I need to vent!!!

Isaiah St Joseph Norton

Soooo happy perfect match is looking like the winner because that shit was crazy! and also a fun mental excise because everyone on that show wants to be a professional reality star, so all of their actions were very intentional to create the main character archetype for themselves, clearly some were better than others 😒

Katie Lindsey

I channeled my inner Mary Payne and did a mini “where are they now” last night…..it somehow becomes MORE absurd 🥰

Jeff Nagel

I’ve watched the first couple of eps of the new Summer House season and, frankly, it the most boring television I’ve seen in all my years on this planet (and I’ve watched a LOT of tv in my time y’all). I have discovered I am not interested in watching 30/40 year old “adults” desperately trying to re-live their 20-something year old party days and fighting about the same crap year after year after year. To quote someone in that one episode in every 90DF series that we all know happens ….I’m done!!

Kate Biggar

Y'all have to do Perfect Match obvs. Can't wait!!!

Jess

Summer house has been soooo booooring so far this season. Perfect match on the other hand….can’t wait to hear y’all’s thoughts!

Melissa Shauver

You had me at Nick Lachey. I don’t know why but I’m always happy when I see that his midwestern frat boy ass is still employed.

Jennifer Riester

Oh Perfect Match what a perfect disaster 🤣

Mary

I enjoyed Perfect Match. It's stupid, but entertaining and I loved seeing Bartise and Shayne get embarrassed.

Erin Oliver

PERFECT MATCH!!! PERFECT MATCH!! PERFECT MATCH!!!

Kaari Dahl

Next month, you gotta have love prison as a choice. that trash was so good that I watched the whole series in one day.

Claire Pancerz

Plus, they keep using his entire name every time they see him, as if we’ll suddenly forget who he is!

Brooke Edell

I could listen to you guys read from a news flyer. I just love to hear your banter. I need nothing else in life. I don't even watch Darcy and Stacy but love your re-enactments!

Georgiana Hale

Perfect Match is the weirdest game of musical chairs ever. Hope you all can make sense of it for us!

Isaiah St Joseph Norton

Yes I have dyslexia, I realize my era after I posted it and so did everyone else who read it but you decided to take the time out of your life to point it out to me. Thank you very much. I hope it was time well spent

Nigel Eliot

I'm another person who watches the shows you recap just so I can hear you two talk about them. I also laughed at how you're giving into Perfect Match. Count me as one of the people who was totally not interested in this dating show reality universe they've set up with Perfect Match, but it SOMEHOW manages to be somewhat more entertaining than, say, your regular season of 'island dating show.' The 'Allstars' nature of the show makes things slightly than you might expect.

Mary Scheske

Sitting here binging Perfect match because the spring break weather aint springing here - and it may be the watermelon margaritas talking; but is Chloe the Darcey Silva of Netflix? Also these rectangle interpretations of French cut bikinis can't be the vibe, are they?