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LIFE AFTER LOCKUP: 0443 "Family Lies" (Patreon)

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2023-03-11 05:00:03
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Monique and Derek's sisters face off in an explosive first meeting; Puppy reveals the truth about her relationship; Sara confesses to her mom about her ex; Chance reunites with his son after 18 years.

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Alissa Padilla

Derek's sister coming out of that car looking like a Muppet 🤣

Erica Garcia

Excuse me what are you supposed to say when you call your people? We always say “what are ya doin?” The Ethan/Chance scene at the pool hall/sandwich shop/gift store had me crying. I was not ready for that 🥹

Kelly Savoie Samora

Did Justine and Michael go to a Walgreens minute clinic? It looked like they were in the back of a store.

Bab Veto

This is why I always have my own account and money. Puppy: don’t 100% rely on any man!!!!

kelly

Matty nailed the Waitress analogy

Laura Bailey

Vegas and cigarettes go together like a dick and an ass. Goddamn I wanna go to Vegas and just hack darts at the black Jack table, while I ask the dealer how they ended up here and do they wanna be friends. Vegas. 🚬🚬🚬🚬

Super Nova

after Elizabeth called them fat bitches, Monique said "you wish you were a bitch" 🫠

Val McCue

The fat phobia coming from Derek’s thirsty mean sisters is both repulsive and puzzling, specially coming from Elizabeth as a transgender woman of color. Yes, Poodle! Ethan looks more like Lazlo and Nadja’s vampire baby 🧛🏻 than Chance’s son

Lois Molina

As a mom of children on the autism spectrum, the way that Michael wants to have Santana “feel his wrath” when he’s being “disrespectful” is the most inappropriate reaction to a person on the spectrum having a difficult time with change. I hope that Michael and Justine educate themselves on what it’s like having a child on the spectrum and how change will continue to impact Santana’s life. Throw in the teenage hormones and Santana is probably going through so many emotions that he can’t articulate. This segment made me angry and sad for Santana.

Alex
>>103846261

Agreed, and little to radio silence from Matt and Poodle on this. The look on her face when her son was hugging her, GTFO. All she cares about is Michael and the new baby, every recent episode is her being shitty to her kids. Telling your son he’s “being ridiculous” for refusing a hug from a man who is essentially a stranger to him is emotional abuse. Her mother knows what’s up, I just hope they are close enough to her location wise when shit hits the fan. She might be the only good option they have left.

Val McCue
>>103846261

💯!! can’t imagine these poor kids, specially the boy, being yanked out of their routines because of their mom’s “priorities”. There are times when it’s not all about our vaginas/penises, and when children are involved.

Lois Molina
>>103846261

Justine needs to join a group for parents with children on the spectrum. She’s not using her brain when it comes to Michael. Michaels are a dime a dozen. He has so many people lusting after him and I don’t get it. He’s a giant red flag. He’s trying to drop the hammer on her kids but what about his four children? From what I assume, he wasn’t active in their life either. He infuriates me. 🤮

Lois Molina
>>103846261

Exactly. How are you going to decide to move to a state without visiting it? Let the kids see it first then VISIT THE SCHOOLS!!!!! I can’t with her.

Julia Facey

The first five minutes- *chef’s kiss* The secret is mayonnaise and ritz crackers motherfucker 💀💀💀 KGQ ❤️

Lael
>>103846261

Agreed Mattie and Poodle are really glossing over these people.. they are not “stars”. Michael said what he said and Mattie saying that’s not him y’all! Lol 😂

kelly
>>103846261

I was really disappointed by Matty and Poodle glossing over this and saying its good parenting to have the kids vote on random ass places to live...

Lois Molina
>>103846261

We are seeing glimpses of that dude and it’s not good. He’s a grown man going after a child on the spectrum because he’s not “behaving.” Dude, you just got out or prison. He needs to stop acting like these kids need to bow to him and kiss his ring. That slick smile isn’t fooling me.

Vee R

Officially I am Monique’s other sister (not calandra). Because I’d be sick of the back and forth to. Let’s pull up!! 🤣😂 altso, why are we fighting over wack ass Derek? He’s not even tall enough to ride this ride. 🙄🙄 I’m over it and all this ra-ra shit is unnecessary. Especially with his funky ass sisters.

Maria Gallegos
>>103846261

They seem to get “star struck.” Plus Michael and Justine did an interview with them, so they seem to forgive these people for anything. Same thing they do with Darcey and Stacey. Their queens to Matty and Poodle, so they overlook a lot of things with those two. Like the fact that they’ve done so much cosmetic surgeries and need serious therapy!

Vee R
>>103866141

Btw since when did day laborers become a look?? (Mike and Justine)

Lael
>>103846261

Agreed, I wish the interviews would stop.. why are they trying to befriend these people ! 🤣

Bab Veto

Can we talk about Michael wanting to move to another state even farther away from his own kids??? Also as a parent of a special needs kid, the way they handled Santannah was hard to watch.

Monique Willis

I love ya'll, but Michael and Justine are not STARS. I'm tired of seeing them,and I feel bad for all 7 of their other children.

Anita Carol
>>103846261

It was all I could do to not throw my phone at the TV watching that scene. I have been a personal caregiver for brothers, two young gentleman with autism for the last four years. It broke my heart to watch this. Michael’s response was to turn his back as if he had been personally rejected or offended and walked away. There was no understanding as to how that child may feel at all from either one of those adults. I am not fan of this couple at all. Generally I fast forward through their scenes. I’m all for redemption and second chances, but I one hundred percent believe he still has access to that illegally obtained money. I don’t feel like he has any regret for the lives. He probably destroyed due to his criminal activity. They flaunt all this money, with a wink and a nod to the audience. I also have a huge problem with the amount of fentanyl that he was trafficking, I have personal experience with loss of life because of that drug. I don’t mean to preach I know this is all supposed to be lighthearted but these people trigger the fuck out of me. Excuse my language I still love Matt and Poodle, but I am a little shocked that they’re so team Michael.

Lois Molina
>>103846261

And did you notice when he spoke to the children and Justine, he was looming over them as opposed to sitting eye to eye with the family? He’s definitely thinking he’s a “King” amongst men.

Mary

I am relieved that I am not the only one who thinks the whole Derek/Monique storyline is fake. It's so ridiculously over the top and gets worse every week. They all saw a chance to get on the show, assumed they would become influencers and jumped at it. Derek and Monique are all over insta constantly advertising their special appearances. I have watched LALU and LILU since day one and really enjoy it because it's so raw and real. This is making me worry they are going to start having more and more fake storylines, which would completely ruin it. I would rather watch a somewhat boring couple navigate through life after prison than a Jerry Springer episode.

Jennifer Riester

I'm so mad - that park where the Sister Fight took place is somewhere I go walk at on the regular! How dare they film on a day I didn't go????

Bab Veto
>>103846261

I do think it’s a good idea to have the kids feel like they should have a say in where they move.

Lois Molina
>>103846261

Absolutely but it’s the delivery of the message that’s concerning. Her son was clearly overstimulated, then Michael is standing over the kids speaking to them about change and neither one of them taking into account that the child, at the moment, is struggling.

Deja Bleu

What do we baby?!?!? ! Without us😹👀🤩

AnitaBonghit 69

I can imagine Mama Sarah on the back of her toothless boyfriend's rare motorcycle, swinging her tube top in the air, using the word hooters....

Stacey

I had a terrible day and then Poodle says, “I’m into dank memes.” 💀

Jude
>>103887164

Michael is a shitty dad and a shitty stepdad now too. The fawning all the podcasters do over him & his annoying smug, smirky, fake-haired wife is just mystifying to me

Jude
>>103899553

Yuuuup, they suck as parents and as step-parents, and nobody ever seems to mention how in the hayl he clearly still has access to all his drug money. I’m sure he’s responsible for several deaths