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90 Day Fiancé LOVE IN PARADISE: 0302 "Rump Shaker" (Patreon)

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2023-04-25 05:37:53
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VaLentine lands in Colombia, but Carlos worries about working out their issues before they get married; Jordan has a secret; after not being intimate with anyone for 12 years, Lidia prepares to meet Scott in person.

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Breanna K. Williams

Jordan is so damn dumb! She's about to be financing this man's entire family!

Cara Corona

And lose her house. Prob her only asset in her grown life. I couldn’t conceive a circumstance where I would do this.

Tonya Beth

Much like toilet upholstery, I am not sitting on Jordan’s naked butt couch! 🤣🤣

Deja Bleu

Love me some Rump shaker ♥️❤️👀😋😘

Deja Bleu

Zoom zoom and boom 🤯💥 boom

Deja Bleu

Old fashioned 🍒

Martha Allen

I sing ‘Alice’ all the time! Just for fun…

amy

those eye lash extensions aren’t gg to apply themselves!!

amy

LIB micah could barely kp her eyes open.

Georgie

Let’s be real- Grand Prairie

Mzznance

Never cook naked!!! I put something in the oven then went to take a shower.. smelled like it was burning I ran out of the shower opened the oven well my triple d’s hit the oven door and I was left with burns on the nips😩😩😩😩

Maria Gallegos
>>107121720

I don’t cook naked but I burn myself 99.9% of the time I cook. I’m known for this. When I saw that scene, I’m like nope some things you just shouldn’t do naked.

Honora Greenwood Rodriguez

Y'all! My 1st grade daughter glanced up and saw Valentine and Carlos in the shower and said, "Is this Extreme Brothers?" LOLOLOL

Honora Greenwood Rodriguez

WHAT?!?! Lion-O was my sexual awakening too! Had a dream I was in a hot tub with him when I was a wee girl.

Lauren Barnett

The opinion no one asked for- Lash tint and flip is so much better than eyelash extensions, and you won’t look like Micah.

Robin H

I'll be fast forwarding through Lydia and cat man. They are as interesting as a box of hair.

Ari

Idk if y’all saw, but Bud Light made a statement recently and to me it was sort of cowardly / they back peddled to appeal to the conservative nutjobs. Now I’m wondering if there are any expressly queer alcohol brands! 🧐

Ari

PS: Mattie, I understand your POV on makeup, but there are some people (myself included) who wear makeup as a form of creative expression. Sometimes I just want to look like an alien! 👽

Carrie Peterson

My son sold World’s Finest Chocolate last fall. It is worse than when I sold it as a kid!

Erica Garcia

Cat Man! Total Beast from Beauty and The Beast aka Ron Perlman. When his nipple was out at the airport I couldn’t look at anything else. And I don’t know what kind of Debbie edit they’re gonna try and do with Lidia but I am a Family Chantal girlie and devotee of Mama Bill Cosby so I rebuke her!

Erin Mc

I couldn't put my finger on it with Scott's defined upper mouth line but that Lion-O called it! Makes me wonder if this infamous Family Guy skit is how you guys played with action figures 🤔 😅 https://youtu.be/zJpn4CY7MHk

Val McCue
>>107132006

Same! Lidia talks s o s l o w l y 🥱I get sleepy, and Mr. Mastiff is just meh, when his mom came up I perked up a little bit then back to 😪

Val McCue

CunnyLittleDixons 😂🤣💀Mama might not know this guy has taken so many ‘roids, his 🍆 is like a clit now.

Sam Lo

RIP Moth-ra

Jujuy

Or a whiskey sour

Mary Scheske

I can't believe y'all mentioned rumpshaker like two weeks ago AND ITS JUST SOMEHOW A TITLE OF THIS EPISODE, who's driving this bus

Arden

Anheuser-Busch owns 20+ crappy beers including Stella Artois, Corona, Rolling Rock, Beck's, Michelob ETC Any boycotting is futile. Support your local craft beers (after researching their owners lol). BUD LITE SUCKS! 😂

Arden

Landmark is a full on CULT y’all!

Arden

A friend calls those tiny Twink backpacks “bottom bags.” “That bag says ‘Ohhh I can’t possibly carry another ounce’…”

Bea Castillo

My kid sold that stupid chocolate this year and it is still awful! Not even in a PMS emergency will it do

Megan Cannon
>>107119641

She was channeling Monique from LALU and Snuffleuppagus with those reunion lashes!

amy

count me into your club. she’s done and said things that are just reprehensible.

Bre

Scott looks like there is a coochie under his nose. I’ve been calling him coochie face😂🤣

Trinity White

I know Jordan’s friend Heather. Let me know if you need scoop on anything!

Suzette Tamblyn

Y’all please Jesus get rid of the traffic beeping sound effect, I nearly drove off the road in Miami yesterday trying to change lanes.

Whitney allen

I still can’t see the moth video-says not available. No bueno

Yuly

We need a theme song. How about these lyrics set to Gangsta’s Paradise: Been spending most my life living in a catfish paradise. Been spending most my life living in a catfish paradise. Power and the visa, visa and the power. Minute after minute, hour after hour.

Amy Kalasunas

So now I have the vision of Linda Lavin as Alice with her feet in a basin while her tow-headed son pours water over them…. as theme plays out ….. “ but if things work out shes gonna staaaaay…. Ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaaaa”

Victoria

Wow. This is just a classic, feel-good Reality Gays episode! Between the reading for filth, Mattie’s chocolate sale story, the eyelashes whipping moths into poodles apartment.. I just love you both!!

Laura

Now I want to watch Alice!