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90 Day Fiancé LOVE IN PARADISE: 0303 "Baby One More Time" (Patreon)

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2023-05-02 06:40:21
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Juan gets a crash course in parenting Jessica's sons, April tells her sisters about her secret lover, and Jordan and Everton's sweet Jamaican reunion turns unexpectedly sour. Meanwhile, even salsa dancing can't help the language barrier between Scott and Lidia.

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Breanna K. Williams

Jordan needs to go ahead and Angela Bassett/Bernadine the fuck out of everything Everton owns!

April V

Happy May! It's snowing in stupid ass NE Ohio...in the snowiest town in Ohio...you can even Google "snowiest place/town in Ohio" and this is where I'm stuck. Literally. Frozen stuck.

April V
>>107634517

Take away that POA and sell the land! Go scorched earth! Without actually burning anything.

Jujuy

Queens! you KNOW Jess will have to name her baby something that starts with D! I can her mother Poodle at the gender reveal party now - caw!!

Jujuy

Mattie's Tom Hanks was more Don Knotts to me!

Lois Molina

In regards to the kid, I’m sure his mom knows how he is with meals. Some kids have sensory issues or just don’t like to eat. She should’ve made sure that he knew his food options but we know where her mind is at the moment. Being in a new place may be giving him anxiety and remember she told them to make sure to behave so that the guy won’t leave. That new baby is going to send that kid into many behaviors if she doesn’t parent him with the understanding of how difficult change is for little children.

AnitaBonghit 69

If the kid and what's her name meant that they put cereal in their mouth and then sip milk, that's hella what I do. Same with Oreos, pot sticker sauce, french dip sandwiches, etc. It usually causes international outrage like that Bieber imposter eating a burrito from the middle hoax

Robin black

Lydia and Scott are like Yzma and Kronk from the Emperors New Groove, lol. Scott is an example of half the dudes I saw on Tinder….

Jennifer Riester
>>107649087

And, why didn't she just tell him to bring out dry cereal?? That was ridiculous, I was so mad at the mom (I can never remember names!)

kelly

Im a wife, mom, dog mom. Nothing in life has given me as much joy as this theme song.

Jennifer Riester

Poodle - the most famous Dayton - Robyn Brown's eldest child! Those kids did not phase me at all. I know plenty of kids who are a bit extra. Most of them have diagnosed issues. Jess really needed to facilitate that more and it enraged me that she was letting that all happen. I've also heard the kids are getting a ton of hate online which is even more enraging!

Jennifer Riester

So in the version I saw (watched on Discovery + on Tuesday) Edgerton's woman lands in Jamaica and says when she landed she had a very disturbing voice mail but we don't get any more info. As for the doctor, that scene with the "patient" was total fraud. I've never had a doctor take my blood pressure. I feel like she doesn't really do much doctor work any more and focuses more on her businesses which is fine. I agree with Poodle, this won't end well.

Lois Molina
>>107662466

I don’t get how people go after children. Who has that kind of time? Kids are annoying. I was an annoying kid too!

Lois Molina
>>107649087

I know exactly what my kids eat and don’t eat. I wouldn’t put their meal time needs on anyone. I

Sheila Leigh

When Valentine told his family that April was a doctor, all I could think of was Usman telling his family that BGL was a doctor!! 😂

Breanna K. Williams
>>107634517

Lol. To quote Nene Leakes “I said what I said,” I need the iconic image of her walking away from a fiery mass with that long, beautiful hair flowing.

Michelle Martinez Logsdon
>>107662466

Exactly!!! I was enraged watching her watching him walk back into the kitchen for cereal and not telling him about the milk issue. I hate that whole typical smarter than the husband sitcom wife trope. Help him, give him the needed info and tools to be successful. Why would you give the kids reasons to NOT like him. Also, kids are a nightmare on vacation…period.

Michelle Martinez Logsdon

Look…I hate bratty kids too. But I’m looking at this and thinking, they are on vacation (kids almost are always a nightmare on vacation because they require routines that they can rely on), they are in a foreign country, food taste different there (milk does not taste the same, at all), you also have to remember all the production crew around, cameras, mics, etc. But I put all the responsibility on Jess to give him all the information and assistance to help him be successful. She’s just sitting there watching him scramble. Why would you give more reasons for your children to not trust, much less like their future step father?

Hailey Huffman

When you said his balls smell like corn chips I GAGGED. Also he looks just like his dog and lots of dogs get something called “frito feet” and I 100% believe he has that same yeast 🤢

Joanne

April has every right to brag!

Jessica Pyper

As far as breakfast is concerned, Jessica knows what her kids will and won’t eat. She should have communicated that prior to him offering the food. A reality show with cameras hovering around isn’t the place to try new food, or to try food again that you may have disliked before.

RUBY LOPEZ

Mattie, nothing about Jordan’s lashes? Woof

Missy Fuller

This kid has figured out his parents feel bad about the divorce and so he can be a little snot and get away with it. 🙋🏼‍♀️kid of divorce, no longer a brat 😜

Missy Fuller

Nothing makes me laugh harder then Mattie doing Mother Poodle 😝😂😜

Victoria
>>107644389

That wasn’t Mattie, it was the one and only Tom Hanks. He said so himself

Caroline Dickie
>>107649087

I kinda wondered if production made her sit back and not say or do anything, like let’s show Juan what being a stepdad is like! For drama!

Kimberly Saginario
>>107693082

I agree. They are in a situation they really shouldn’t be in tbh and he had to yell I don’t want eggs and act that way because his mother wasn’t interfering. That’s actually hard for a kid to say no to an adult so I actually think….well done for defending your bodily autonomy. Forcing kids to eat food is an outdated and harmful strategy

Kimberly Saginario
>>107649087

Yea no one understands this unless you have a kid like this yourself. Honestly picky eaters are easy to please and like things consistent so it’s frustrating but also a no brained to accommodate.

Hollan Read

This food thing is just a fight that she’s had with her kid time and again and has learned to pick her battles. If he won’t eat eggs, he won’t. It’s not worth the tantrum he’ll throw if you try and reason with him. The kind thing to do in that situation is to tell the other adult this and advise him to not bother, but clearly it’s a producer driven scene to create drama and make it seem like he “can’t handle” being a dad. Whatever. Kids are brats. I dubbed that kid a spoiled baby the second he whined. He’s going to be an absolute monster when she tells him she’s pregnant because he won’t be the baby anymore. Hashtag not a parent/zero patience for children 🤣

Jill
>>107904890

He’s a total brat and she really just sat there and stared like a dopey cow instead of saying anything useful to anyone. She’s one of those useless “parents”/giant children who can vote who waves off all kinds of shitty, correctable behavior as “they’re KIDS. That’s what kids DO!” and then wonders why they grow up to be nightmares with ice cream cone face tattoos. I’m not crazy about explaining everything that happens on these shows as “producer driven” because I think it’s pretty easy to find awful people who want to be on TV, wind them up, and watch them suck.

Hollan Read
>>107904890

Exactly. My brother is a chef and he has taught his children to “try it once, because you might like it” And they do. If they really don’t like it after tasting it, he’s like cool. You tried it. Good for you. And moves on. It’s a question of parent modeling behavior, not just “kids are picky whatever” Nope. Kids are moldable. If one tries. But that child is a brat. **she says in her Aunty Shrew voice** 😂

Hollan Read
>>107904890

Although I guess - in retrospect- we don’t really know if he’s tried eggs before and hated them. Maybe that’s the case. But if it is, then SHE needed to be like: “He doesn’t like eggs. It’s not a big deal. I’ll get him some dry cereal.” Instead of just leaving Juan to cope.

Tara Quillen
>>107664903

I got super suspicious when she identified herself as a critical care doc but then walked into an exam room. This chick is sketch right off the bat.

Tara Quillen

Jessica’s kids are actually strawberry blonds- Towheads have super light blond/almost white hair.

Jennifer Riester
>>107664903

Yes!! I almost mentioned that part! She says she works in a hospital and then walked into an exam room 🙄