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90 Day Fiancé LOVE IN PARADISE: 0304 "No Scrubs" (Patreon)

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2023-05-09 06:11:00
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Lidia's daughter, Nicole, grills Scott on his past relationships. Meanwhile, Jessica worries Juan cheated while working on the cruise, April's cleanliness kicks in when she arrives in the Dominican Republic, and Valentine and Carlos cuddle after a passion-filled evening.

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Cara Corona

Poodle doing life right-“all in a day”

Jennifer Moseley

For a second, I thought Matties’s Tom Hanks was Paul Lynde.

Katherine Rea

Y’all: Nicole leaning back like “you never send my mom one dollar” 🤨 and interrogating escott like the shittiest little Hercule poirot had me cackling

Sarah Scott

I’m with poodle !! That’s not my business and I’ve learned my lesson to never get involved I don’t care who I see cheating !!!!

TT

I do no not watch this show. I only listen to this podcast for the theme song. I cried to it over my 3rd grade crush.

Holly Wagner

I am loathe to even *appear* to defend Lidia or Nicole, but the maternal side of my family has a tradition that, if you gift a purse or wallet, you include a little bit of money for good luck. Now, this was in the 80s and we were poor, so it was like 25 cents or maybe a dollar, so not quite $17k. I recently gifted my mom a wallet and included $5, for inflation, I suppose? Or maybe that's what I had on me. My family is white as hell - all British Isles and Irish ancestors - so we aren't DR and I'm not sure where the tradition comes from, culturally. But I have heard of the tradition and wanted to share. :)

Jana Wilson

My family always gifted purses/ wallets/ etc with money. It's considered good luck for the person you're giving it to. We're African-American.

kelly
>>108161045

Im a brown lady from Canada and all my friends growing up did this!

Meghan Murphy

I’ve been nonstop Meggin’ since 1979.

AnitaBonghit 69

Speaking of the new season, I just happen to be re watching and listening to the coverage of Gino and Jasmine's season with Jimener, Me Go Poopy, and all them. Fuck, it was good.

kelly
>>108157080

I used to listen to Marrying Millions just for the song!

Megan Cannon

So the titles this season are pop songs?

Super Nova

Valentine is giving sanky panky for sure. I'm April-lite, I wipe down my seat at the airport and in a plane. I wipe down everything in a hotel room and bring my own pillowcase. No outside clothes on the bed...and you better shower before getting in bed🤷🏾‍♀️

Cher W

Grew up in Texas & still have the habit of checking a hotel bed for scorpions! And bed bugs after an unfortunate hotel choice once in Salzburg.

Annabanananyc

I assume and hope the sheets are cleans at hotels but always spot check them before I jump in bed.

Jen Greenan

I’m confused with the timeline with lidia. When we see Nicole, sometimes she has long hair and braces and other times she has short hair and no braces. And I thought she had braces in family Chantal, unless I’m misremembering

Hannah Snyder

I always check the sheets. I'm with Mattie on this one. Even at resorts or 5 star hotels.

Tonya Beth

I can’t believe I never watched LIP before this season😆it is truly GOLDEN!

Val McCue

The gorilla hustler was hilarious, they showed him sitting on the curb as they drove away 🤣 🎶 he works haaard for the money 🎶

Val McCue
>>108184867

Same, I also go straight for under the mattress for bedbugs (bloodstains).

Jess Durkee

I'm trying to ask my fiance who's from the DR about putting money in a purse for good luck.....and he won't take my question seriously 😂😂😂😂

Brittany

Now "lil bunny foo foo" that was a cute story is now ruuuunned! You've been reality gay'd

Hannah Goralewicz
>>108165007

Last season of B90 is my favorite season of all. We were graced with great characters! We got the queen Kimbally!!

Nikkii Morgan

Used corn cob under the bed...I screamed 🤣🤣🤣🌽

Kathy

I thought it was standard practice to never give an empty bag! The thing is that you can put $1 inside or a scarf or pretty much anything. Same with pans. Never return an empty pan.

Kathy
>>108210574

That story made my day! 😂🤣 Also I prefer unused corn! 🌽

Whitney allen

My mom taught me to always put $ in a gifted wallet. It could b a dime but it was unlucky if empty.

Miranda R

Bed bugs poodle gotta check for bed bugs. Always check the sheets!

Arden

I once got a message from a woman I did not know on FB telling me my man dicked her down. I asked him about it and he said that was a lie and she was just some crazy chick obsessed with him. Fast forward 2 years later he admitted he had relations with that woman. I think she was wanting a little extra drama in the script she was writing of her life and that’s why she told me? And 2 years after the fact he confessed for the sane reason. If y’all know anyone like this, delete, block, move on!

Tracy Papachristodoulou

I’m another one who was taught not to give a wallet or purse without a penny in it for luck. But I would’ve preferred $17,000!!

Tracy Papachristodoulou

Ever since I had a friend who did a summer stint in hotel housekeeping (in a four-star hotel) I have checked the sheets and also lifted the sheet off the mattress to look for bedbugs. I do this because of things they told me like the comforters are never cleaned. And yes, on occasion, staff was told if a bed looked untouched to leave it. 🤮

JD_aloha

Mattie confused on that Macklemore song haha

Amy Diehl

I always check the sheets in a hotel too. And I wipe all surfaces & the remote w a Clorox wipe. But this girl is going too far. Why did she spray the drapes?? 😂😂

Amy Diehl

What did CarLentine do? 😂😂😂

Starr D
>>108161045

Same here! If only $1.00 if you gift a wallet or purse. Must include 💵

ElizaDarlene

I thought the chick wrote her because, she too, thought she was the only one. One day she’s hanging in his cabin, he’s working, and she finds/digs for info!

Sarah Beyer

I've worked in housekeeping for several luxury hotel brands, and you should still check your sheets no matter where you stay! 99% of the time sheets are clean and fine, but housekeepers are under a lot of pressure to clean a certain number of rooms per hour, and I have found beds that were re-made with previous guest sheets (which in the grand scheme of things does not really save time). Whatever you do, if you have decorative comforters/duvets/blankets on the bed THROW THOSE MFERS OFF because those DO NOT get washed between guests unless they are visibly dirty. It also doesn't hurt to check for signs of bed bugs.

Mary

I have my dog's paw print on my back. :)

Pauline S

I have SO MANY THOUGHTS! But- Mattie- “Shitting Glitter Gay” needs to be a tshirt. HOTEL ROOMS- I assume the sheets are changed, but I do a quick check for bed bugs (really just to say I did lol). ALTSO- I can’t see any man of her “caliber” in Houston putting up with ANY of this shit. Like they would try until they thought they were going to have sex, and then they’d be like: “NOPE. Hard pass.”

CeCelia Andrews

I did want to take up for one of the doctor’s habits. Black women largely travel with our own pillowcases because we use satin so it won’t break our hair. Either a satin pillowcase or a satin bonnet. But the pillowcase is not just about her OCD.

Candace Hoffman-Hussain

Re: cheating and telling someone, a few years ago one of my very good friend had a friend’s husband angry at her because she didn’t tell him that his wife was cheating on him. 🤦‍♀️

MJ

The Tom Hanks would be a perfect Jimmy Stewart “look at all these letters!!”

Hollan Read
>>108384938

I sprinted here to say this. When I was about 18, I worked housekeeping for two years at a five star hotel. We did wash duvets, and were good about changing those between guests, but changing the sheets? Everyone was always trying to get by with not doing it. If the room was a double and one of the beds looked not used for instance…or if the sheets looked pretty clean…you pulled them tight and smoothed them out. (I want to state I honestly rarely did this cause I was always worried about my supervisor catching me at it and getting in trouble.) Anyway, it’s gross. Like you said, we were busy and had to be done by a certain time. Some days were busier than others and if you got a lot of rooms to clean it was really hard. I sort of hate hotels as a result - 😂 but I will rarely share with anyone why I hate them. I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble. Sorry Poods! I can still make hospital corners really well though. And fold the toilet paper all fancy.

Jobie Pippin

OMG! I totally forgot about this until listening. One time when I crawled into bed at a NICE hotel, there was a pair of women’s UNDERWEAR IN THE BED!!!!

Madeline Rose

Ok but Mattie’s Tom Hanks impression has me WHEEZING laughing every time 😂😂😂👏💖