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90 Day Fiancé LOVE IN PARADISE: 0305 "Hey Jealousy" (Patreon)

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2023-05-16 06:11:01
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Jordan confronts Everton, and Jessica wants Juan to give up cruise life

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Dara Medina

Poodle is wound up tighter than a two dollar watch. (that’s a Tennesseeism)

Hannah Goralewicz

Matthew is definitely a TikTok creator. He was streaming on TT live. I felt like such a young person catching that. 😂

Carey Addis

Mattie’s reaction to that shredder 😂 I thought for sure there was another moth in the house

Megan

I’ve also had an office by the women’s restroom, directly right across from it… I had to get a glade plug in…… it was a very large nice office, but the moment I was offered to move, I did! To an office that was the size of a tin can with no windows.

Val McCue

Poodle, please don’t stop singing the #Carlentine bluegrass song. It’s a catchy tune! And for those with adventurous ears: go take a look a VaLentine’s YouTube video of his super hit ‘Popular’.

Ali Balki

#carlentine gave me dumb and dumber vibes in those Easter egg suits 🤣🤣

Jennifer Whirley

I feel you Mattie!! My office has thick square window glass that doesn’t open… I have the whole office bathroom (shared) directly across the hall. I’m getting crop dusted left and right!!!

Aida Flores

I love how unhinged Poodle is during this episode 😂😂😂

Mandy G

I'm so glad ya'll share my sentiments when it comes to Jessica. I was BLIVID!

Nicole

I don’t think Jordan has any real eyelashes left- I noticed last night that while her top lashes look like they are about to fly away, there are no visible bottom lashes whatsoever. They might have fallen out from all the glue 🤷‍♀️

Jennifer Riester

We are in bizzaro world - single Mattie and has a friend Poodle and we're all off kilter 😂 Let's not get too excited about the new guy - this is Matt Sharp, things can take a turn at any moment!

Emily K

Mattie’s Tom Hanks sounds more like Jimmy Stewart to me 😅

Amy Diehl

Poodle is ON ONE this episode and I love it 😂😂 keep it up queen

Maria Gallegos

Maddie and Pootie ur 1st thoughts about the phone call that Jordon received was fake is spot on. I thought the same exact thing when I heard that call. We can’t all be wrong.

Lois Molina

Jordan was too calm when she found out her man cheated on her. Either that is fake or she’s an Ashley from 90 Day that turns a blind eye on cheating when her man is in his home country.

April Verhagen

I’m sorry? I thought VaLENtine was polyamorous? So shouldn’t this chick that Carlos is friends with be no big deal? Because you can have love feelings for more than one person? So he shouldn’t be super jealous…?

Hollan Read

Even a miracle needs a hand! Tammy Grimes. How dare you sing that and now my favorite Christmas cartoon is in my head?? 🤣

Candace Vick
>>108678155

Same! I assumed it was a reenactment b/c they couldn't use the real voice or something.

Deniz Daser

Cow patty is worried about him cheating again. That explains the baby and why she wants him to quit his job. Full stop.

Shelby Pippin

As a Wyoming sissy, I not only approve the nickname ‘Cow Patty’ but I LOVE it! Hahahahahahaha made my whole day!!!! 😅🤣

Kim Sarnoski
>>108685047

I think Valentine wants to be in charge of who the third person is. Also, I don't think he is into women at all.

Ariana Guzman

Omg that wall clock! My girlfriend and I had a whole discussion about it lol. I hated it and she loved it lmao

Kait Marie

“People getting away from their sad hum drum lives watch him” “What do you think we do” Didn’t expect to be read for filth this morning

Shelley Harriott

I at first read “hey jealousy” as “hello irrelevant” 😂

tara s

I think that Juan looks like Alfred E Neuman from Mad Magazine

Caroline Dickie
>>108670471

Definitely doesn’t sound anything like Tom Hanks 😂. I think Juan looks like Fievel the mouse (the one who goes west)

Caroline Dickie
>>108678155

That was the fakest phone call I’ve ever heard! Either it was fake or the woman was hamming it up because she knew this would be on tv

Caroline Dickie

Celine Dion won Eurovision one year while representing Switzerland!

juliagoolia

Poodle, we are all fake tanning before we go on vacay! Get you some mousse!

Allison Quinty

Carlentine’s suits looked like dumb and dumber! I thought for sure you guys were going to call that out 😂

Tonya Beth

I thought y’all were going to have a very different reaction to Matthew!

Tracy & her cats

Ooo, I'm interested in a Freaky Friday re-remake! If Jodie Foster was involved too it would be perfect.