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You, Me & My Ex: 0205 "You’re Gonna need to Ex-plain" (Patreon)

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2023-05-17 18:11:00
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Elodie confronts De’Andre’s ex about their trip to Sanibel

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Hannah Goralewicz

y’all calling Celery the wrong name the entire segment had me rolling. I’ve been calling her different names since last week. 😂

ColeenSkygal0330

Poodle, back in the day, my mom would mix baby oil and iodine together in a bottle and use that for tanning. There was no sunscreen back then, in the late ‘50’s. She said she’d take me to the beach (lived in San Diego then) rub that concoction on me and flip me over like a pancake - her words. I was 3-4yrs old. Mattie is correct about heritage and tanning. My mom took after her Bulgarian father and would get a tan the first day out. No burn. I took after my Norwegian father: burn, then tan. 👧👧🏽<—- me & my mom 😂

Sophia Stalliviere

Matt sucks. I think he thinks he will look like a good funny guy in this show. He can't blame it on the edit. Guys like this is a dime a dozen, they aren't just in the south.

Laura

Did you notice the extremely large “K” and “M” over Kenzie and Matt’s bed? 🤦🏼‍♀️ why tho?

Lisa C.

Poodle I am darker skin and when I was younger I decided to sit out in the Caribbean for 15 minutes without sunblock and I had second degree burns on my stomach. I’ve never had a burn on my stomach in my life

Andrea Shaw

MATTIE!! Agreed on the base tan. It is the dumbest shit I have EVER heard.

Kelly Savoie Samora

Poods read Matt for filth! That’s exactly what he is! He is the hottest guy that has given Kelsey attention and she feels like the cool girl with him.

Callum Roper

I don't think Caroline and Alex will last 7 years.

Brittany

Just my most favorite thing is "yeah I'm just using my music degree!"

Jeida Mitchell

I just started watching this show to follow your recaps and it is so damn messy.

Jeida Mitchell

There’s also a good chance those other white people got spray tans.

Jeida Mitchell

I also feel sooo bad for Steve, I feel like he just gets shit on during those confessionals. It’s hard to watch.

anggg23

Wow Deandre telling all the guys at that party that she was his ex instead of his “BFF” was him basically pissing on her so none of them would try to get at her. 😒😒🤦🏽‍♀️

Gilda

Y'all seen on discovery+ extras they have unfiltered(same as pillow talk) and we get mis. V, deAndre, and Rowan no elori y'all. Also we see April and papa gator chilling on the same bed. You know John is fuming somewhere

Erin Mc

This entire show is like a cover version of The Boy Is Mine

Brittany
>>108739922

Elomir is literally the best but miss v! Yikes, imagine this mother in law! Hard pass.

Jennifer Riester

Should've gone with Jewish Matchmaking - that was more fun! Poodle's sun story reminded me of the time I was in El Salvador waiting at a bus stop for my friend. There were a bunch of young kids there and one little girl started talking to me very excitedly. I understand no Spanish but she was getting more and more animated. I finally realized she was very concerned about the sun on oh so white legs 🤣

Jasmine Robinson

So I follow Jennifer on IG and she’s a real estate agent (and seems to be a top one or a founder based on the website) and she be moving homes left and right. I wouldn’t be surprised if the home they’re staying in was under contract/escrow/completely sold bc a lot of her clients are out of state, and the owners let them stay for filming. Also based on some photos from last year (this is a hard guess), it does look like they were there over some period of time. But idk🤷🏾‍♀️

Suzette Tamblyn

No more tanning! I was on nearly back to back cruises and was in the sun a LOT. I don’t normally even have any color at all (in south FL we generally stay covered) and I tanned a lot. This is WITH a constant reapplication of sunscreen all day with special stuff for my face. So WITH heavy sunscreen I tanned anyway. You gotta stay covered. With love from an 80s baby oil girl now having annual mole exams

Em Buehler

the whole time i watched this week, i cackled thinking about how dry last week was, and how i couldn't wait to hear what yall had to say about THIS mess

Brenna Parhad

I gotta be honest, I would’ve launched Chelsie out the window when she told Kenzie “you have to take us to get our cars tomorrow”, and Matt would’ve been right behind her with his “Yeah you gotta take us!”

N Bey

Hobby Lobby directly funds the genocide of gay people in Uganda and directly funded the Taliban, soo….

Celeste Sekigahama

I’m waiting for “Idris Elba” to be another Elodie misnomer, these have me dying 😂😂😂😂

Lisa F

The party scene with De’andre felt like fraudacity like y’all said; but I saw it more with the mom constantly introducing Rowan as the ex and saying way too many times, “isn’t she pretty?” That seemed too over the top so I got a feeling the producers suggested that.

Lisa F

I don’t see chemistry with Alex and Caroline. I don’t know if this is a completely transactional relationship, and maybe lack of chemistry is OK with both of them since they’re each getting something (a child); but….I don’t see this as sustainable; particularly since Alex has very emotional feelings about Stevie and feeling he needs to let go of his past; when maybe he could have a future that looks more like his “past”.

Amy Diehl

All the versions of Elodie are cracking me up!!! 😂😂😂