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LOVE DURING LOCKUP: 0452 “The Million Dollar Fantasy” (Patreon)

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2023-07-29 06:12:00
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Chris spends $1M on Jade from prison; Kerok’s family spies on Britney; Latisha confronts Keith.

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Breanna K. Williams

It was “popular in high school” since they dated as kids. Latisha worried about something that happened over 20 years ago 🤣

Jess Durkee

Literally I need a chocolate chip cookie now. 🍪🥹 I missed the Kim impression so much 😍 POTENTIAL!!!!

Bab Veto

The second I saw those cookies I absolutely knew 1000% Poodle would have opinions. I agree that those cookies were Kroger cookies just heated up. I screamed when I saw them because I didn’t know people bought pre-made cookies and heat them up. Also I felt for his daughters. It must hurt to see your dad who wasn’t there for you to start acting as a dad to someone else’s kids or have kids with someone else and raise them more directly. His daughters must be so hurt and all he could say is “I did my best…”. Well, people are responsible for what they have done to their kids.

Val McCue

The Jade/ Chris storyline is pretty sketchy to me, this guy can’t pay a high caliber $$$ lawyer to get him out sooner? Rapists and murderers get less time than this dude; I think he’s laundering money. I’d like to hear from our Native American sissies, but would he be getting that much $$$ knowing he’s been legally in trouble?, and wouldn’t the tribe put a stop to all that spending? I’m not buying this.

Elizabeth

Million Dollar Baby is an incredibly moving film, highly recommended!!! I went and saw by myself because no one wanted to come with me 😂😂😂

Claire Pancerz
>>114000598

That was 100% my thinking! They took grocery store cookies out of the plastic container, crammed them on a plate and heated them until they melted all over each other. (A good trick to use if you’re trying to sell a house.) There was no “cooking” involved!!

Courtney Holes

I pointed out the crowded cookie pan to my husband as soon as they showed it.

Lynne

“y’all paid for this” was amazing!!! I did LOL

AnitaBonghit 69

Theres a slim chance they whipped up some white chocolate macadamia nut cookie dough. Those were definitely reheated store bought cookies. Maybe 90 day, but not on Lockup

Jujuy

Maybe Chris should date Mary from TOW so they CAN be together 24/7!

Lois Molina
>>114001605

I thought the same thing about his tribe getting involved. I wonder what his family has to say.

Lois Molina

I’m not liking anyone on this cast. It all seems fake to me. How does one of them have a whole iPhone WITH wifi?

Breanna K. Williams
>>114023393

You can get a lot of contraband in prison if you know the right people. Honestly the wifi is probably already supplied as it's used for the videocalls.

Morgane Starr

Who’s the boss. Y’all are really my people❤️

Arden

Y’all according to the internets Chris owns that 570K house - it’s in HiS name and Florida is not a community property state. Good thing Jade isn’t materialistic!

Sandy Zickur

Million dollar Baby is a terrible name. Her name is not “baby”, nor is there a baby in it. It is a good movie though 🤷‍♀️

Sandy Zickur

I also noticed the cookies crowded on the pizza pan!

Jude

I went to uni with Gerard Butler. Lovely lovely lovely man

Amber Atkins

I've been calling Jade "Florida Deavan"

Amber Atkins

I'm with you, Poodle. I too cannot stand Gwyneth Paltrow or Anne Hathaway.🤣

Lori McElroy
>>114001605

Also if his family has all this money then why did he grow up in a strip club where his mom worked?

amber
>>114051464

Thats probably a smart move on Chris part because I have feeling he is most like going cut jades spending once out. He will also probably remind her it's his money and I don't think she can get alimony on native American tribe money. Good thing jade does not care about money and is in love

amber
>>114001605

She did say he has been in before for drug possession and probably distribution. And drug offenses generally have other crimes attached to them also he maybe getting that much but what is the cost of living there

Jessica

I was upset about the cookies too!!! 🍪🍪🍪