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Brandan's first night with Mary is not what he imagined. Wayne offends Holly. Daniele and Yohan make a fresh start. Kirsten sees a new side of Julio. Armando and his mom bump heads. Kimberly and TJ's argument spirals.

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TT

Julio is true garbage. I was so triggered as a person who has allegedly dated Mama's boys like him. My tin foil theory is that he probably already had a long time "around the way" neighborhood girlfriend that the family knew and loved. Then he got a passport, dumped her, met Kirsten and this shocked the hell out of his family. Allegedly.

Alexandra MacQueef

“Honey, you could find a better DJ.” Isn’t that the truth?! She could find a much better #billionaire looking like Tiger Woods’ ex with the 9 iron Elin Nordegren! (not to mention her sweetness and grace and amazing homeland) Fuck that awful gaslighting pig. I bet he thinks he is a feminist. I wanted to sweep her up and take her on an amazing girls trip with Poodz and Matty. Also, JUSTICE FOR PAPA MARR! LOLOLOL

Hannah Goralewicz

Julio is giving off Bilal vibes. Not quite as extreme. He’s not moving to Netherlands! If he does, he will cheat!

Alexandra MacQueef

As well, I lived my life as Ferris Bueller’s little sister. I get it about the “hero” older brother! He literally won the (1st and only) Ferris Bueller Award given from my high school. 🤦‍♀️ No award for me LOLOLOL Thank you, Matt Sharpe, for thoroughly triggering my ass.

Jessica K

I lived in NYC for 8 years and during that time most of my coworkers were Latinas, mostly Puerto Rican and Dominican women. Dominican men are “don’t date a club promoter!” territory. My work bff (who is NYC born and raised Puerto Rican) famously said, “there’s are two groups of men I would never date: Dominicans, and cops.” It’s that bad!

Ariana Guzman

I'm gay and my ex is a Dominican stud and a barber. She works in a Dominican barber shop and the amount of her co-workers and clients who have 1 family in DR and 1 in the states in astounding. Also, my mom (when she thought I was straight) only gave me one bit of dating advice: Don't date Dominican men lol

Em

Julio just wants to leave the US and is using her as a scapegoat. They have so little chemistry. She needs to run, he’s a coward.

Claire Pancerz

WHAT!!!??? My jaw dropped over Animal Farm and its pantsing aftermath.

Jude

The way Daniele’s friend went from the usual high-pitched American lady greeting ‘Aaaw it’s *so* good to finally MEET yewwww!’ etc etc to a sudden and instinctive guttural ‘Oh my GAWD’ told me Johan’s dick had touched her leg. Go back& watch that bit, y’all, it’s hilarious. The look she gives the second friend when it’s her turn to go in for a hello hug is fantastic, too. Like ‘Girl just wait’ And the second friend then says something like ‘He is definitely a very big man!’ I was DYYYYING 😁

Hollan Read

I think South African man - underbite - what’s his name? Lol - his attitude is a direct result of JW raising. Even when JW men break out of the church, they still have major patriarchal tendencies. It’s so annoying. I’m an ex-evangelical and it’s similar. Oh, the important thoughts and opinions of mediocre white men! 🙄

Jess Durkee

As a white girl who's part of a large Dominican family.... Loud is accurate. But I'm loud so it works 😂😂😂 you sit there and smile if you don't understand Spanish or can't keep up as my family talks so fast.

Chreebumps

🤣🤣🤣 My 7th grade Drama class had to read and adapt Animal Farm into a Play. We knew nothing about communism and were just starting learn about Literary Devices in general. I played the cow 🐄.

Erica Garcia

This episode yall! The perverted Gheko “show him your cootch” had me screaming! The pantsing to dying alive in a car fire pipeline, I may never recover…. Real talk tho, I was crying during Armando’s talk with his Mom. I’m Chicana, and it’s very much in our culture to not talk about things. My Mom goes no contact on me for not saying “thank you” fast enough, she’s always so put off by anyone having emotions. I gotta go to Sonic🏃🏾‍♀️

Susan Sciacchitano

I agree, Julio really tucked over kirsten. He had some nerve setting her up to look like the bad guy.

Breanna K. Williams

Girl! I lived in the Heights for years. The amount of men that would ship barrels to the DR and be gone for months!

AnitaBonghit 69

Danielle's hair is like Old Rose from Titanic at the end when she's walking to the back to drop the necklace in the water. Waddling in Danielle's case

Emily Goonan

I can’t stand listening anymore with this not being talked about, as a Dentist, HOLLY WEARS A DENTURE! I need a back story here.

Val McCue

The Armando bit triggered me too! I validate Armando 💯his resentment is valid.

Mary Scheske

The pudding part was a wild ride; here I am now googling weird shit I heard my family say 👩‍💻

Val McCue

I want to like Kimberly but boy, she made it hard on this episode. TJ is trying his darnest too. When he cried, I felt it.

Lois Molina

Even Dominicans say don’t date Dominicans. What part of NYC were you in? I’m from the Bronx!

Lois Molina

Any Latino that changes the pronunciation of their name to sound or appear different is a poser. Julio, Guellio, Pendejo! And his auntie talking about how the woman needs to follow her man made me rage at the tv. He just sat there and threw that woman under the bus!

Elizabeth H

My mom ALWAYS has a steno pad! Poodle, my mom is your mom and vice versa!

Tonya Beth

I hope to get to Poodle level enlightenment where I’m not triggered by my Mother nearly every time we interact. I mean that sincerely.

Jessica Pyper

Ya’ll sometimes I think we forget TJ is intentionally withholding info on what his expectations are for Kimberly as a wife. She’s in for a rude awakening. It’s only going to get worse. And that in my opinion, makes him worse.

Destiny Brown

Oh fuck! I was at work during the theater and i had to hold in my laugh and just started crying. Bravo 👏🏽 ! I couldnt have loved it more! I thought the gecko was the serpent in adam and eve… but no hes just a reptilian sex offender 🤣🤣

Galia

But why did I have to listen to the gecko reenactment 3 times!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jill

YES. And he keeps saying “I did everything you asked,” but he’s lying. She’s not acting great, but she is reacting to discovering all the things he led her to believe were happening totally weren’t. He wants a reward for terrible half-assed work and he’s apparently good at convincing lots of people to agree.

Jessica Pyper

I don’t think it was half assed work. I think it’s realistic work given the fact that they live in India. But who knows, maybe she was promised more, or maybe it wasn’t ever communicated that her expectations weren’t realistic.

Stacey

I HATE august. It seems never ending and it’s the hottest month in TN. August can eat a dick.

Kara S

Is anyone else having problems with Patreon playing? Cray Cray doesn't play either.

Aisling B

Can anyone explain what FFA is to this Irish lass? Also I nearly choked to death laughing at “… and then he died alive”

Jude

Detest it! It’s the temporal manifestation of a fever in a smelly bed

Jamie Fontenot

I think the way she is going about this is so wrong and hurtful. He did make effort and she is just trashing him and the work that was done.

Jujuy

I also loved the died alive, was surprised Poodz didn’t get on Mattie for that one😎

Amber Atkins

Girl same! I'm going to use my internal monologue to chant WWPD the next time I hear "well I guess I'm just a bad mother!" 🤣

Amber Atkins

It hasn't been my day,my week, my month, or even my year, but I just laughed till I cried at this RG theater🤣 I hope the gecko makes another appearance

Amy Diehl

I hate august too, in the Midwest it's humid as hell 🥵🥵. I respect Mother Poodle, I haggle EVERYTHING!! I was on vacation last week and I even haggled the guy at the weed shop to get $20 off my cartridge 😄😄 if y'all wanna pay full price that's fine but I'm not!! 🤣

Natalia Ruda

I've never liked August, either! It's a weird month...I can't explain it. I'm just waiting for it to be over.

Christine Cadena

No way that’s her natural hair. Daniele needs to stop. She has extensions. 🤣🤣