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LOVE DURING LOCKUP: 0455 “SPIES & LIES” (Patreon)

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2023-08-19 06:11:00
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Raneka loses it when Asonta’s release is in jeopardy. Latisha is shocked by a disturbing rumor about her marriage. EB spies on Britney. Savannah gets ditched. Jade doubts her husband. Andy struggles to win over Brittney’s daughter.

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Mercedes

Omg Andy! Can he please not refer to the teenage daughter as a "golden egg?" And Savannah. Jesus lordt. Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Kelly Savoie Samora

Wouldn’t child support be automatically taken from Chris’ bank? Even back payments are done electronically these days.

Val McCue

I LOL at Raneka’s phone call with the “judge” 😂 There is no way she was talking to a judge, federal, state, district or otherwise. I worked in the design and construction of a Federal courthouse in Miami (the one Trump got indicted at, ha!), and let me tell you: it’s HARD to get an appointment with a federal judge - or any judge. And when you do, you BETTER BE ON TIME. I have so many stories from several interactions with them in design charrettes. Federal judges think they’re just a step riser below god, you roll your eyes, and they find you being in contempt of court and throw you in jail (I might not be exaggerating here).

Brenna Parhad

Maybe Raneka called Judge Reinhold

Devil's Cabana Boy

Andy and Britttttney are on the next season of Love After Lockup…

Edward Lloyd

Yes!🙌. I’m hoping the Jake and Savannah story turns into a gay love affair. His friend Tim is cute and has BDF. He looks like the DL hookup who whips out something wayyy longer than you were expecting🍆

Mary Scheske

Andy's journey of self improvement peaked when he got his police academy certificate and I hope he continues to embarrass himself. It's obvious he wasn't there for his kids seeing as he has four awful photos of them throughout two decades.

Claire Pancerz

That Southern Story(TM) was totally worth it. The schadenfreude!!!

Super Nova

I was happy to see Shavell and Quaylon were back together🤷🏾‍♀️

Mandy G

Saaaaaaaad southern stories.

Elizabeth

MATTIE THAT STORRRRYYYYYYYY. That was actually a perfect southern story, even though I’m sad because the man died. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 God Bless Mr. Collins.

Elizabeth

Ok the progression of Poodle’s laugh when Mattie got to the moral of the story is the best part. I’ve listened about seven times.

Heather Shaw

I work for a civil law firm in PA & no, you cannot just pick up the phone & call a judge directly! 😂

Elizabeth

I’M HOTTIE’S GIRL

Elizabeth
>>115584030

OMG can you imagine??!!😂 freaking judge would be getting calls left right and centre from Ranekas.

Elizabeth

The gofundme wasn’t actually to his child support, she pretended it was to a go fund me but the link just led to her online shop 🤦‍♀️

Elizabeth

Wasn’t Barcode the name of the club that Usman had his big music video release party with BGL? The one where the video was playing on a computer monitor on the wall and BGL was dressed like a midwestern lunch lady out for drinks?

Erin Mc

That first meeting with Andy and Gracie gave me underage sting operation vibes. The standing around waiting for a young lady to show up at the front of the hotel. She's the decoy sent out and then bunch of agents dog pile on Andy 🤣 that be a funny plot twist

Helen C.

As a black person…this episode was SO black and so funny. And I was laughing for ALLLLLLL the wrong reasons. 😂😂😂

Jujuy

Both EB and Brittany were driving Mercedes! I noted Consequilla too! Also, I am new to LALU- what is the reference to Little Debbie cakes?

Dee Fitzda
>>115583016

That story had it all, and I appreciated the sense of community (which I think was the actual moral???)! In contrast I refuse to even look at my neighbors when we pass in the hallway because they replaced a very QUIET older couple. If you're going to be loud, give me something more interesting than your Pelaton ride or work Zoom meetings. Gaw! 🙄

Jessica K

You definitely cannot just call the judge!! The term is “ex parte communication”

Jenn

I rarely feel bad for the people on the outside, but Brittany seems like a hustler just trying to make something of her life. So young and working so much…leave the girl alone!

Jennifer Riester

Oh, Mattie I was screaming at the tv when she was talking to the "judge" who WAS NOT the judge!!!

Dara

Mattie!! I was saying the exact same thing… she did NOT call a Judge. I worked for a law firm for 10+ years. No one speaks to an actual Judge. I only spoke a Judge twice. And let’s just say…. “it didn’t go good!” 😳

Deja Bleu

Mattie!! You got felt up by the Po Po.... 👀 I love story time ❤️

Jill Kemp

Brittany and EB were both driving Mercedes and I was wondering the same thing… how the fuck are they even leasing these cars when I can’t even afford a used Kia!

Keli Hendryx

The hollering I was doing at Matt's judge story and ultimate ending. 😆