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The Golden Bachelor 0109 "Finale and After the Final Rose" (Patreon)

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2023-12-02 23:11:30
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The boys are back podcasting (remotely--) together! Mattie aka and Matteo is back from his Italian vacay with Jake low key expressing how much he missed his squirrel friend.

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The emotional conclusion of Gerry Turner's journey plays out in front of a live studio audience and he's joined by his final two women for the first time since filming.

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Michelle Martinez Logsdon

JLH was wrecked watching Leslie get destroyed and so was I!!! Also…Gerry totally future faked Leslie to bang the hell out of her on their overnight date. She had every right to be fucking pissed. 😤

Val McCue
>>123609841

I hope that Neil Lane ring is also part of the prenup because he’s a cheapskate and he’d want it back

Michelle Martinez Logsdon

And Poodle…I am a totally J Love fan. I even watched the movie and the tv show, The Client List. That’s when I knew it was deep. 🤣🤣

Julie V

When Thereser told him about her job, you could tell he was seeing dollar signs. I’m not a Thereser fan but I hope to god she gets a prenup. He creeps the hell out of me.

Edward Lloyd

You have one gay male listener, apparently.

Super Nova

If "the guy you're seeing" is the same one from the Colombia trip, just admit that's your man poodle!😅

Yuly

“I’m telling you there were a lot of nobodies, mother” is from Dolores Claiborne.

Yuly
>>123609841

You can’t take the engagement ring back if the marriage is solemnized.

Marcy Rodenborn

Also - Gerry went further than any other Bachelor EVER. They’ve said I love you but never told them point blank that “I’m picking you. You’re the one.” THAT was the very shitty thing. Leslie better be Golden Bachelorette or I ride at dawn

Kathleen wallace

Omg before you all even got to the show discussion, you had me laughing a ridiculous amount. Love you both 💯🥰 😆

Val McCue
>>123609841

But Gerry would try, at least for half the cost cuz he likes to go Dutch 😂

Lynne

I’m a single, 40 year old who travels with her parents to Key West every spring 🫣

Carey Addis

When I posted a pic of my small Poodle name Shooter humping my large boxer mix it was immediately approved, I am proud to say.

Mackenzie Dunn
>>123609841

Bach contract says the franchise owns the ring until 2 years of marriage. So they’ve gotta make it 2 years for it to be officially theirs! Otherwise it goes back to NL.

Georgie

Welcome back Mattie! Poodle your intro had me cracking up! If I didn’t talk to my mom for a couple days, she’d answer my next phone call with “who’s this?” 😂

MicaS

I saw a snippet of an interview with Gary and Theresa where he was talking about getting contacted by a realtor from SC and he quoted himself saying to her, "Do you know who I am? I'm the Golden Bachelor from TV!" 🤮Then when I heard the whole interview on a podcast they had scrubbed that part.🧐 Also in that interview they asked if she had seen his 401K yet and she said no. Why is it okay that he slept with someone else the night before he proposed. I wonder if Theresa’s kids see their inheritance slowly slipping away…

Elizabeth

When I was 12 a pigeon shat right in my hair in Piazza San Marco 🐦 💩

Marcy Rodenborn

Those Golden Women were not having Gerry’s BS and I loved it. ELLEN’S EYEROLL

Jujuy

Gay SI!!!! My friend who lives in Italy is fed up w her hubby and bro in law who only watch NCIS (and the like ) shows

MicaS
>>123655906

My grandmother would have said that was good luck 🍀!

Ruby Melissa Ward

You gotta watch 911. It is one of the best shows on TV. It is a Ryan Murphy show and is so well done. The cast is A list!

Kay

Someone probably mentioned this, but the finalists get their own stylists on the Bachelor, which is why Theresa’s outfits were better and why Leslie mentioned the price of her final dress. It’s all paid for and may include a glam squad. Theresa stopped applying a weird highlight color to her nose which was bugging me the entire season!

Heather Corini

You should do the first 3 episodes of this show regular Bach for patreon! I often stop watching after 5 episodes or less - once the fun drama ends! I want those reality gays theaters!

Kay
>>123632527

Ben Higgins was the first to say “I love you” to two finalists and we saw how that ended…I feel gross for knowing that. He was also as benign/earnest a bachelor as Gerry.

AP

I’ve been said Gerry is giving dateline!! He got the lake house and his wife had a mysterious infection and died a week after they moved in. 4 weeks later he is in a live in relationship with someone he worked with before his wife died. Call Keith Morrison!!!

Jennifer Riester

I had to hold tea in my mouth = count your cooks 🤣 I knew he would choose Theresa, their lives were so much more similar. It was interesting because I always things the Bachelor comes down to the hot one he wants to bang and the logical choice who they have an actual relationship with. This seems to be the case regardless of age. At least he made the logical choice the first time. I was also mad at Jesse - after he ended it with Leslie, he said "you might think you know what's coming but trust me you don't", except it was exactly what I thought 🙄

MicaS

She's crazy to marry him so fast! Live together for a year for God's sake. You don't what kind of a boring, controlling, money-grubbing, fame-mongering creeper he might turn out to be. What's the rush?

Lois Molina

Poodz, did you see your give JLH on the show, The Client List? It’s on Tubi now but it was on Showtime years ago.

Elizabeth T

I loved Poodle’s shows with his sub-co-hosts (and I listen to their podcasts too) but nothing can beat the banter between Mattie and Jake. Welcome home Matt. I hope you had a wonderful vacation and I hope Jake enjoyed “HIS” show while you were out loving Italy. I am happy you are together again ❤️❤️

Kelli Booher

I’m one of the 10 who saw If/Then. I won lottery tix, so from front row…..but yes…why now 😂

Keli Hendryx

Omfg, Poodz's "man he's dating" must be REALLY INTO HIM bc that dog story...whew! 👀