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90 DAY: The Single Life: 0401 "Chantel Gets Her Groove Back" (Patreon)

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It's baaaaaack!!! 

Newly divorced Chantel gets her groove back in Greece with friends, Natalie welcomes a special someone at the airport, and Tyray has a new crush.

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Elizabeth

MY LIFE CAN RETURN TO NORMAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tonya Beth

I tried to watch but shut it off about a minute in. The cringe is too off the charts for me! I need to hear about it through the filter of you only 😆

Meghan Murphy

At 03:33, Poodle sighs in such a patently Mattie way when Mattie utters an innuendo in such a patently Poodle way that reality turned inside-out for me for a moment.

Mandy G

Chantel was a WHOLE MESS this episode and I can't wait to see more! And everything suddenly made so much more sense to me watching Natalie's mother last night. I get it, now!

BRITNEY PORTER

Chantel went on plenty of trips to other places throughout the years. But she never went while filming and she didn’t go with Pedro.

Chrissy Thomas

Life Is back to normal the gays are back! I'm so hyped to hear the thoughts of tyray. God bless this Clinton loving man. Tyray is a national treasure who must be protected.

BRITNEY PORTER

Asking for someones IG instead of their number seems douchey to me. But maybe because I’m 40. Older men where I’m from aren’t doing that.

Enjoli Pickett

Mattie my 15 year old told me to tell you to ask for the Snap (aka Snapchat handle) that is how people date now. I’m almost 40 and I would say number also but I’m apparently “ancient”

Sandie

Amen. The boys are back. Oh how I have missed you. 🥳😘

Tessa

There is restaurant I'm St.Paul MN called the Nook that has dollar bills covering the walls and ceiling. We leave dollars with drawings on it everytime we eat there! We asked why they did that the first time we were there years ago but I can't remember that far back now that I'm in my 40s.

Rose j Thompson

So good to see Natalie again being her usual insane self. I feel like Chantel has been getting personality lessons from Karen. Karen has been teaching how to be more engaging on camera.

Hannah Goralewicz

Mattie, we should have a watch and chat for Saltburn!! I’ve heard things and I’m intrigued to watch!

Cris Sanchez

Tyray creeps me out as well. He gives me a Mike, from Mike and Ximena vibe.

Jujuy

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! Only 20 min in, and i think the smile won't leave my face for hours😜❤❤❤

Jamie Katherine

We’re all alone! Happy New Year!! Most inspirational thing I’ve heard all year

Val McCue

“….if you’re FINALLY ready to be dating after 6 months of being divorced… call us” 😂💀 ⚰️ Hey, you might get a call!

Super Nova

I don't give out my social media or phone number, too many weirdos out there. Thank goodness for Google numbers

Megan Mosher

What story tellers you are! Thank you for sharing the good, the bad, and the rose selling of modern dating.

Jocelyn Scoggin

Great to hear you both!! Fyi.. currently starting to watch Saltburn..

Jamie Katherine

I heard every Miss Debbie line as Poodle imitating Miss Debbie. Could not wait for the pod. So happy for Poodle

Andrea Kupar

I laughed out loud at Saltworm and Saltfern and poodle’s consternation lol

Lois Molina

Poodz, how are you going to survive this season? Most of your greatest hits impressions are on this season!

Jessica K

I’ve been out and about with my “gay best friend” and his kids and even though to me the body language and overall vibe CLEARLY states otherwise people just assume we’re a family - I feel like a whole lot of people default to that especially in communities that are mostly hetero nuclear families.

Lois Molina
>>125978792

I can’t believe that they are in their 30s acting like HS kids. I hope it’s for the cameras because if not, yikes.

Val McCue
>>125978792

I rolled my eyes to oblivion, and she’s just never going to shut her trap about PaaydRRRo.

Gilda

Am i the only one that thinks that mattie sounds like keny from keny and armondo

Jennifer Moseley

Mattie, you could tell that story at any story telling event and kill.

RUBY LOPEZ

Ya’ll I heard Nut-alie and Joshe, live in my town of Long Beach! Going to do some light stalky-walky.

Carey Addis

Pillow talk did some sneak peaks of the season. Spaakles is dating a single mom in another state and his season is going to be him visiting her. He forgets to pack all of his toiletries, but has a bag full of sex toys.

Carey Addis

Chantel is not ready! She is still living like she hopes Pedro watching.

Miranda R

Saltburn corner!!

Hollan Read

I died. Rose selling! One time I made out with a man who told me I couldn’t come in because his roommate wasn’t cool with it. Turned out he did not live there and was sleeping in the stairwell of the apartment complex. When I told him I didn’t think I could see him again he called me shallow. 🤣😂

K8lnmarie
>>125986845

Yah I usually give my Snapchat handle out because I don’t trust people Enough to give out my phone number 🤷🏻‍♀️

K8lnmarie

I want you to know that you shouldn’t feel bad for long episodes! I love them and I’m sure so many others do too ❤️ it’s like having a nice long chat with some besties 😍

Alison Gerrior

Matt’s story reminds me a little of the plot of Once. Too bad Adolfo wasn’t Czech.

Amber Armstrong

I wonder if there is vacancy at Rob (Sophie) apartment complex? Maybe Josh can get Natalie and her mother in there?

Erica Garcia

You know when someone asks “what was the rose and the thorn of your day?” Mattie can easily say Adolfo was both! Nein! I smoked a little 🍃 and I gotta say I have been laughing this whole time. Missed yall! “All of them Witches” come thru Rosemary’s Saltburn.

Carey Addis

The Nutalie did not fall far from the nut tree.

Carey Addis

I fell asleep during Wonka. Maybe it’s because I snuck a margarita in my purse. I just thought the songs were so boring and constant.

Marki

“IM SORRY I HAVE ADULT BRACES!” Was soooo funny to me

Teresa Olvera

😂😂😂 I’m from Modesto and it made me laugh when you talked about Modesto. We joke we are Methodesto

Sophia Klaas

THIS IS A PSGAY! Mattie you BETTER WATCH SALTBURN IMMEDIATELY, THERE IS NO ROOM FOR NEGOTIATION (it’s on Amazon Prime)!!!!! And also Poodle you do need to see the Iron Claw, is amazing. 💖💖💖

Jill

Mattie: I’m practically crippled by the profound and overwhelming empathy I feel for others at all times Also Mattie: fuck all yall with mizzphonya or whatever I’m SNARFIN DIRECTLY INTO THIS MIC 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡❣️😂

Hollan Read
>>126013759

😂 AND for the next five years, whenever we walked past a person experiencing homelessness- my friend Lisa would turn to me and say: “Please try to restrain yourself and not make out with them.” 🤣

Ari

So good to hear your voices again! Happy New Year, sissies! 💜✨

Starr D

Saltburn was a crazy wild! I highly recommend watching “Petty Pumpkins” reaction to Saltburn on YouTube. They are a young Mattie and Poodle in the making. That dance scene at the end…mama needed her smelling salt!!

Marie Elizabeth Salinas

Please have a saltburn review episode! I have been waiting for poodle’s opinion!

Alison Waymire

I worked at a weight loss surgery facility and we would see it all the time. We added psychologists on staff to assist in helping patients prepare for the surgery but for also post operatively. The weight goes away but the mindset doesn’t always. I have seen some of the meanest patients make a complete 180 or “360” 🤣 and were so much happier. It made my job so rewarding

MicaS

Matty, don’t feel bad, Carl and I haven’t heard of “Saltburn” either. “Shooter! Bring mama her TV Guide!”

Carissa Mattern

Back in 2012, my friends were so irritated with how... feisty I was being and refusing to go out and meet people, so they put me on several dating sites. I went on a lot of really awful dates, got d*ck'd down a lot (some good, some I should have said "NEIN!" to), but then ended up meeting my husband... I'll never live it down that I'm married (never thought I would be or want to be) because I was so cranky my friends threw me up on dating sites.

Enya

I don’t think that’s Natalie’s actual house right? I think it was used for taping as a joke because it was bare inside and then they panned straight to her car which isn’t as nice as the house by a long shot… so idk I think it was shot as tongue in cheek and not her actual home.

Julie K

Saltburn was … something else (in a good albeit WTF way). Emerald Fennel fascinates me.

Chelsea Raycraft
>>126067851

I agree with this. But also since they haven’t shown her moving around it or walking out the front door, I wonder if she’s staying in that smaller house next door and production asked the owners if she could be filmed walking down the stairs. Or… she’s renting a room in it.

Enya
>>126067851

Omg YES I think she lives next door too for that same reason and her car was right in front of that house too. So happy you thought the same and I’m not only one wearing tin foil hat lol

Missy Fuller

Saltworm is what I heard and laughed hard at that one!

Jessica Johnson

i do give my instagram out. and maybe my phone number after 😂 please review saltburn !!!

Lioness
>>126015375

Seriously, they should NEVER feel bad about long episodes, their episodes aren’t ever long enough for me! I will happily sit through a 2+ hour podcast if I like it enough, and I LOVE this one!

Sandy Zickur

Matty thank you for sharing your sexy story from Vienna! It made my day.

Isobel O'Shea

Thank you for the addition of “Guy Who Sells Roses” to the Herstory 😂

Elizabeth

Poodle, you are the most pretentious movie bitch I’ve ever heard. Love ya ❤️

Shane Herr

i said this last season and i will say it again - i don’t think josh had money. all his “fancy” cars are different every trip he makes. it’s giving turo (car rental airbnb style). the car in this episode is a land rover with an esoteric body kit that his basic self would never. all the cars he drove all were seemingly fancy but if you look up the price it’s not that much at all especially if he owns a modeling agency in ohio. the clothes are giving target / she in. i don’t see the street wear signifiers in anything he wears (not just the lack of logos but also just the lack of over all qualify of his clothes)

MicaS

Will you be covering Treeser and Gerry’s golden wedding? I just read that Susan will be officiating!

Kim Longo

Matty, love, you must watch Rosemary’s Baby. I don’t like scarey movies either, but this isn’t stupid jump scary. Great movie! That said, I haven’t watched Salt Burn yet. My daughter’s watched it over Christmas and said it was pretty disturbing, so I’ll probably watch it.😛 Happy New Year to you both!!😘😘

MicaS
>>126144349

Speaking of people who want us to believe they have more money than they actually have, I wonder that about Sophie from Sophie and Rob.

Erica Minor

MATTIE! You NEED to watch Saltburn. It was a wild ride!

Lizzy

Is there any human dead or alive that would tempt you to reenact the bathtub drain scene from Saltburn? For me at least, there is not 😅 Although Jacob Elordi wasn’t a bad pick.

Ebonie Porch

Le sigh…. Natalie is still wearing this black ass raccoon eyes eyeliner I see! And Chantel … smh she’s turning into her mama… just crazy lol 😂

Ebonie Porch

And Tyray needs a damn Hitch Will Smith character… no game lmao 🤣

Cin S-T

Are you guys serious? That home Natalie was in was obviosly an Airbnb or friends place. I was more disturbed by her car. No shade to Toyota corollas. They're great vehicles but not something I would expect a "reality" star to drive.

Heather D.

Mattie. MATTIE. I am fucking LIVING for your story about your paramour in Vienna…. amazing. Takes me back to my 20s when I spent time living in Spain. There was NOTHING hotter than meeting guys in a bar and making out with them 🤣🤣

Heather D.

LOL okay I feel super old 🤣 I’m 40, and (hypothetically) if I met a guy in a bar, I would take HIS number… I don’t often give mine out. Overseas, I will use WhatsApo. And I would never direct him to my social media… I agree with you Mattie, I wouldn’t want someone going to my Instagram immediately. I don’t have a logical reason why… too much of my life is on there? I think it’s just because during my college years and early 20s, it was always exchanging numbers. But again, I am OLD 🤣🤣

Allison Gardner

Who is going to tell poodle that people were only nicer to him when they assumed he was the DAD? 😂 Moms don’t get that 🙃

Kimberly Saginario
>>125990921

Yup. Just because he looks like a teddy bear he gets a pass. He believes he’s entitled to women’s bodies which is why he didn’t question why a beautiful young s3xy woman would want to be with him.

em shum

I had the same thought about asking for numbers being dated

Jolene

Chantel was Poodle in the (literal) streets 🤣

Kristina

Ok in Mattie’s defense, I had never heard of salt burn until you guys talked about it … but then again maybe I just live under a rock like Matt 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️.

Amy Diehl

Recently on Pillow Talk, Andrei and Libby were watching & Lib said she used to work w Josh on some acting stuff and that he is a PLAYER. I believe it

Amy Diehl
>>125990921

Why do you think this? I don't see him as entitled at all. I think he's super insecure & doesn't know how to talk to women... If he really is a virgin there's no way he thinks he is entitled...

Amy Diehl

Tyray did seem creepy when he actually met Carmella but I don't think he's a creep. I think he's just super awkward and has zero experience with women