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sMothered 0506 "Twerking, Top Five and a Two for One Deal" (Patreon)

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2024-01-17 19:11:00
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Catherine's anxiety is high as Gabriella competes for the crown. Scott hopes to move away from Eva, but Sunnie has other plans. Trevor and India's closeness concerns his mom at the baby shower. Mary takes over Brittani's BBL consultation.

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Chastity Davis

Omg I've been dying for this recap. That baby shower..... baaaaaaaybeee

Jenn O'Kane

IT IS STILL A THING! The “Oh, the Places You’ll Go” gif is symbolic and sentimental….It is not a gag gift. (I cannot believe that this is what I am responding to in Patreon!). Now I’m afraid to post the sentimental gifts I gave my own kids for graduation. :(

Katrina Coley

People also sometimes put the money gifts inside the book too!

Tricia theisen

You absolutely do not need a baby shower for your third child if it's all boy/girl. Also, I have given "Oh the Places You Will Go" as a baby shower gift instead of a card.

Shelley Harriott

The subtle shade from the editors at the pageant had me laughing… “Miss x has 3 bachelors degrees and runs her own charity… Miss y has a masters degree and is an NFL cheerleader… and Gabriella is a hairstylist.”

Sarah Kratt

I got three copies of “Oh the Places You’ll Go” for high school graduation. The thing people do nowadays is they give it to each teacher at the end of every school year and the teacher has to write a cheesy inscription about the child, so by the time they get to high school graduation they have dozens of teachers’ comments about them. As a teacher myself, we cringe every time we see a parent walk in with that book to give us.

Meredith Rutledge

LOL I got that book for highschool graduation from multiple people 😂😂😂

Jennifer Riester

Me while Poodle is going on about Places You'll Go, we need to move on 🤣🤣 It's a thing, move on!!!

Hannah Goralewicz

I got Oh The Places You’ll Go for my graduation. No luggage though.

Super Nova

I still think season one is the best.

Laura Kalisch

It’s a thing. I got “oh the places you’ll go” AND luggage in the early 2000s, ha.

Jennifer Riester

Mattie - she's also not that sunburnt, take it from someone who knows sunburn 🤣

Laura Kalisch

I’ve been to a baby shower within the last 5 years that did the melted candy bars in diapers. GROSS.

Jessica K

I have been walking through NYC, uptown, and seen a baby shower at a rented venue, with velvet ropes - I’m figuring there was a DJ in there! Kind of seemed like it would be no fun for the pregnant person to be the only sober one at their party.

Tay

I got “all the places you’ll go” signed by the person like a card and I graduated HS in 2008. Poodle it is a thing! I went away to college and came back home with child 🤪 (It all worked out as I am married with 4 wonderful kids) but I bet that person didn’t mean that the places I would go was to the L&D and BabiesRUs😉

BRITNEY PORTER

I guess I got lucky when it comes to baby showers. All of my friends refuse to play games and there’s always tons of booze.

Alexandra MacQueef

I got Orvis Battenkill luggage for my high school graduation. I am still using those road whores, lo’ these 30 years later. If they roll, they work. I think it was a great investment in my future bon vivanting… far better than the art history degree fuckery. As for baby showers… have some goddamn decorum.

Alexandra MacQueef
>>127254836

It’s vile. Where is the booze? I’d would be dumping my martini into the diapers. Only very sick tickets engage in this bullvom

Lynne
>>127247395

I am a teacher too and I confirm/agree with everything said by Sarah.

Sarah Kratt
>>127247395

I taught first grade and the damn kindergarten teacher before me would write elaborate beautiful messages. It really put the pressure on for me…

Robin black

Jake- someone gave me Oh the Places You’ll Go when I got my *masters degree* At age 47. 🤣🤣🤣 I also received luggage as a Gen X high school grad. My daughter got some from my mom for her HS grad last year and my daughter was thrilled

Jeff

Poodle trying so hard not to quote Seinfeld - “You’ve Got to See the Baby!” 😆

marytylermorgan

I was gifted oh the places you’ll go in 2008. But I think it was meant to be sentimental rather than jokey?

Joanne

Confused that it was a miss teen pageant but it has people in it who had multiple degrees. They aren't teens. What am I missing?

Nicole

My coworker gave me "Oh The MEETINGS You'll Go" which is the cubical spoof version as a BABY GIFT. I read it to my newborn ONCE and got depressed and it has been collecting dust ever since.

Amber Atkins

Eva is triggering for me. When I was twenty one I lost my virginity as soon as my mom found out she screamed "you slut, you were supposed to be like me!" If Sunny doesn't escape now, she's gonna be a 43 year-old woman living alone with a boat load of sexual dysfunction. I know this story it doesn't end well.

Caitlin Brooks

I was WAITING for this episode the second brittoni said “i sTUFf my bRa WiTh SoCkS” YO 🤣 🤣 🤣

Marlie
>>127254836

Same! At the same shower we played guess the size of the bump 🫣

kristie1180

Y’all I know Catherine, she is one of my vendors. This is 100 percent real. And I have to say she is just lovely and she’s so excited for her and Gab’s season. She sness me all kinds of things! Also she knows the boys exist but I’m not sure if she’s listening…

Tara Lause

Preach!! Curly folks, you're supposed to scrunch the crunch!!

Gardenqueen651

I got two copies of Oh the Places You’ll Go for high school graduation in ‘02. One was from my middle school librarian, which tracks, and the other did have money in it, which made it less insulting.

Caroline Dickie

My son was pissed he wasn’t at my baby shower. My water broke before it started (I thought I’d peed myself) and he was born less than 24 hours later, 6.5 weeks early

Dee Fitzda
>>127339392

Ouch. In a fit of anger, mom attempted to slut shame me in front of my husband by telling him about a pregnancy scare I had in high school (14 yrs earlier!). Mortifying.

Lisa Paulk

I can't let my phone do notification sounds either. My kid and husband not fans of this!

Emma Nelson

Gabriela’s hair is giving Elaine from Seinfeld

Brooklynn Coop

I too was gifted the Oh The Places You'll Go for high school graduation.... and I'll never gift that to someone else now that I hear this convo haha

Amy Diehl

I said the same thing about the baby shower why are they having this??? They already have two girls! I'm also so over this storyline, I had to fast forward when he was bitching about his mom talking shit.