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Debbie flies to Miami to meet her new beau. Natalie and her mom reach out to her ex-husband, Mike. Veronica and Jamal go on a double date with Tim and Louisa. John meets Meghan's daughter.

The Grammy’s Corner: 05:00-ish

Debbie: 19:35

Nuttalie :30:23

Veronica: 43:00

John : 53:00

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Hannah Goralewicz

Mattie asking if that was an Olivia Rodrigo song but it was a Dua Lipa song had me rolling. It’s like having a conversation with my parents. We will listen to Olivia and they will ask if that’s Taylor Swift. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Lauren Barnett

“Vybrant” is the vibrator company they start on Grace and Frankie 😂

Caroline V

Man everytime Jamal comes on screen his face like morphs into Kimballys and says “super blossom body splash” 😂 he is an attractive guy but GOD he looks like her😂

Marquetta aka Marq

Miley Cyrus won her first Grammy ever and made her acceptance speech about living legend Mariah Carey. TS has no excuse. Rude ass.

Marquetta aka Marq

Ms Debbie had a lot of nerve talking about the way Ruben was dressed. Has she looked in a mirror lately? I thought he looked cute. They were matching.

Jennifer Moseley

I spent I a lot of time yesterday listening to Tracy Chapman’s first album (I was obsessed w it first came out). The album holds up. Also, cannot wait for Jon Batiste at Jazz Fest!!

Cris Sanchez

Although Annie Lennox could not match Sinead’s vocal I enjoyed seeing her at the Grammys. I love her.

Cris Sanchez

Talking about a Revolution and Why are fantastic songs at well. It is an iconic debut album.

Linda Coy

The football talk last time had me rolling. I’m not big into football, but even I have the awareness of Joe Montana, Peyton Manning, etc. I know straight men will go crazy…please post those reactions on your IG. The Grammy talk was just as good. I steer clear of mainstream pop, but even I have the awareness of Dua Lipa and Olivia Rodrigo. Oh Mattie, what are we gonna do with you? And how will we keep Poodle from killing you? Keep going queens! ❤️

Val McCue

In my hometown of Miami, Rubén could pass as a “pájaro”, that’s Cuban slang for homosexual. Someone needs to tell poor Debbie he’s not your stereotypical Cuban macho.

Marlie

Let Mattie have his gummies! #freemattie

Elizabeth

Mattie, Guy Ritchie didn’t direct Argylle

Elizabeth

Fast Car brought me to tears, and Luke Combs kept looking over at her just adoringly.

Super Nova

Am I the only one that got wasted vibes in every scene with John and Meghan?

Cris Sanchez

Poodle: Can I jump out your window? The moment I knew this podcast would go down in herstory. Poodle wound up to a frenetic point while a high Mattie triggers him at every point. A new classic podcast by which all others will be measured. 🤣😂🤣

Caroline V

Magic penis? Arm candy?! lol I know I couldn’t 😂 I honestly think Kimbally would at the very least be a decent MIL

Elizabeth

My feelings exactly re: Encanto, Poodz. It had EVERY ELEMENT of a great Pixar movie except for a good story. I had no clue what it was about…like she had magic house powers? And so she could save the house but then she also had to get Bruno out? WHAT THE HELL??? And then it was over and I’m like “what just happened” 😂 But my ten year-old son loved it, and it was beautiful and colorful (vibrant, you might even say), and the performances we’re great.

Jessica Vanderbilt

Encanto was about generational trauma, and LMM admitted the Bruno song wasn’t supposed to be the break out song.

Mandy Legnon

Mattie! I am rolling my eyes…Let’s get physical - Is that Olivia Rodrigo? 😂😂😂 I laughed this whole episode. I’m going to go take a gummy and listen to it again!

Bonnie Southard

Geographical formation corner 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i screamed i love yall 🥰

Bea Castillo

I love and live for unhinged episodes like this ❤️

Cecilia Adams

Poodle, watch Curb Your Enthusiasm this week. The ending has special meaning.

Jesika Roy

I fully realized last night that I'm also no longer attracted to Jamal. He's such a petulant child in personality that I can't even see him as physically attractive anymore. He's the biggest disappointment of the season for me!

Jesika Roy

"Fragile men do not fuck good." Never a truer statement said!

JD_aloha

Been waiting for the Capote Swan references. We need Poodle's Swan corner!!!

MicaS

“I always loved plateaus. They were my favorite land formation.” And that, ladies and gentlemen, is precisely the gold that inspires me to pay $15 a month for this content!

Ashley Janes

The Grammy recap was EVERYTHING 🤣

Ashley Janes

Mattie on gummies for every episode (as long as Poodle is tethered and cannot leap from an open window)

Vanessa S

I did my student teaching in Flower Mound at Marcus HS! I got a little bummed out seeing Spahkles at the river walk because TMEA is this weekend but I won’t make it due to UIL being in 3 weeks and my kids needing rehearsals more than I need margaritas with my college friends 😅

Elizabeth

Can Mattie’s gummies be a business expense?

Tonya Beth

To be honest, idk what Dua Lipa looks like eithet

Sara Gomez

My husband is from Cuba and grew up in Miami. He is convinced that Ruben is Russian spy

AnitaBonghit 69

Jamal said "potential partner" sooo many times, like his mom

Tabetha Roadhouse

John has kind eyes. I swear everytime I watch his confessionals I'm like this guy lights up a room! He'd better be careful. Yall know what they say about peeps who light up rooms..

Maria Gallegos

Maddie I can’t understand your attraction to Jamal. Unless you’re attracted to immature assholes that look just like Kimberly. I’m seriously sick and tired of hearing you say how hot he is!! Sorry but enough already!!! He’s a fucking dick!!

Maria Gallegos

Also, John looks like a walking venearal disease. He’s so gross!

Aly

I can’t wait for ask people to jump out their windows 😆😆

Jamie Katherine

Wasn’t Jamal’s dad abusive to Kimbally? I thought that was mentioned at some point and why they divorced. If that’s the case, I feel like I see some of the learned behavior from his dad in the way Jamal acts - the argument with Tim, the low blow of bringing Chloe into it. He’s emotionally aloof. Then Poodle keeps mentioning this quality he has of making these comments that just seem to be made to make everyone else feel bad. Idk. I get a bad vibe from him.

Carey Addis

I loooove Luke Combs. Or, “that country bro” as Poodle calls him.

Carey Addis

Literally just last night I googled “who is the girl in the Yve Saint Laurent ad” because I needed to know. I had no idea it was Dua Lipa.

Carey Addis

Giants!!!! Eli played for the Giants. Peyton played for the Colts! I’m screaming!

Emily K

I too thought Mattie was calling someone "car". ... Her?

Lois Molina

I’m a parent to 3 autistic children. My sons, 15 and 5, are nonverbal. My daughter is 13, and verbal. I absolutely loathe when I hear parents AND professionals using the term high/low functioning autism. It doesn’t exist. It’s called a spectrum disorder for a reason. All of my children have strengths and challenges that do not mirror the other. High and low functioning speak is another way to further divide the community that already doesn’t fit in with “typically” developed children. It’s already dividing services and resources because you have agencies that don’t want to deal with “low functioning” or nonverbal people. It’s a harmful term and many parents don’t want to accept the diagnosis so they only way to have the “good” autism is to label it high/low. That burned me up when she said that but I’d never take advice from a woman with bad eyeliner so…

Ana Patterson

I love the Camino gummies!! I always a stock up when i go to cali

April Verhagen

I might be in the minority, but I use high-functioning to describe my son with autism. Yes, it’s a spectrum. But when I’m meeting someone new and am talking about him in some context where it’s a part of the conversation, I’ll say he’s HF. It just gets to the point faster than explaining why he’s on the spectrum. I didn’t know it was a big thing.

Lizzy

All of the US’s secrets are held within Miss Debbie

caroline gates

Mattie, I love you, but “comfortability” is not a word. The word you need is just “comfort” or “level of comfort.”

Lizzy

I love Mattie blazed and confused. Also Luisa has to be a paid actress, no offense to Tim but come on now what is she doing

Lizzy

Poodle’s John voice sounds like Winslow from Catdog

Lynn

Jamal is immature as F!!

Abby Ziff

I love you queens! Please please please stop saying “comfortability” the word is just “comfort”.

Caitlin O'Rourke

'Favorite Geographic Formations Corner' almost made me drive off the road laughing. Keep the gummies coming Mattie! I love Wana brand

Melissa

Wu-Tang symbol where his mouth should be 🤣

ColeenSkygal0330

Who is high? P: Did you say CAR? M: Car? Yeah P: Car 🤔 M: Car! P: What’s that mean? M: CAR. Get in your car (pause) Get in your car P: Why are saying car? You called someone that, you’re like…. M: No Peyton said, he was saying, “car, money…” P: OH! I thought you were CALLING someone “Car” M: No no no no no P: You just kept saying CAR, CAR M: (giggles) Anyway….. P: NO MORE GUMMIES! I don’t think we can do a show after this. I’m 💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ColeenSkygal0330

I know there are negatives about Jamal, he’s young so I can see him saying stupid things. When Mattie was goo-goo-ga-ga over Jamal’s looks, and Poodle says: “But how do you reconcile the rest of his personality…the more Jamal talks, the less attractive he is.” I totally understand that. HOWEVER, Tim is the most negative, boring, complaining, old man personality, I just can’t with him. Nothing is ever good enough for him. I can’t really think of anything positive he has said in years, and I watch V&T on Pillow Talk, so I see them interact a lot. And we all know this will never work out with J & V because there is some weird relationship Veronica has with Tim, and she ENCOURAGES IT. Tim obviously has keys to V’s house and lets himself in, whenever he sees fit, as we saw last season when V was dating the other guy. I don’t care how close I may be with my “ex,” he’s not getting a key to my house, and no access to my security system, whatsoever. He can come over if he ASKS FIRST. THEN, when all four were on the “double date,” 🙄 and Tim asks Veronica what kind of steak does he like: “You know what I get, what’s that called?” WTF Tim. Are you grown? If I had a choice, I’d keep walking if I met Tim. OHHHH-I don’t know if you guys watched Pillow Talk after the show, but Kenny was telling Armando, when he and Tim were in NYC, he had to order for Tim at a Mexican restaurant!! He had no idea what to order. WTF is with this guy? And what in the world has Veronica taking care of him? Is she really the type who wants the responsibility for another child? (I am talking about this, putting Chloe aside from the question)

Irene Granados

I'm not afraid to say I love the Bruno song lol

Hollan Read

I agree. The Bruno song was just bad and I don’t get the fixation with it.

Nicole Frangos

Omg I also have no idea what encanto is about. Forced to watch it several times and still can’t. Thought I was alone with this opinion 🤣

Danielle G

I hope the boys cover 90 day diaries eventually. Before or after Chantel’s spin off. For Courtney’s tampon guy and then solo speed dating to Jess recreating her Coltee life with this terrible 90s Christian rock guy who can’t be in bands.

Shmiaaaaah

How many of us just heard “puhtenshul” in Mattie’s Kimbaaaly voice when reading this?

Danielle G

Cortney just keeps on bringing it with bad or at least not thought out choices.

Jordan Todd

Mattie and Poodle, laughed so hard with the Grammy talk. You both have made so many of my tough hours easier over the years so I’m so upset I have to actually call you out on something 😬. But it’s been driving me crazy for days now. Pertaining to Taylor Swift. Y’all mentioned how tough it must be being her. Sure, she is under a microscope. However Mattie you said during Grammy talk, “and she has the Super Bowl coming up this Sunday”…. Meaning she has it tough, it’s going to be a rough time for her? SHE Doesn’t HAVE The Super Bowl. HER latest boyfriend of the year HAS the Super Bowl. She is a fan in the stands screaming and jumping up and down, hugging every single person within camera shot during EVERY single pass he catches, or down he runs. His team has won many Super Bowls before she even knew him, or Kansas City even. There have been numerous famous ladies married to football players. They don’t go ballistic and act like complete idiots every time their husbands DO their jobs, in even the smallest way. What is wrong with her? I can only think it’s for attention. If we want to feel sorry for her for being overexposed, maybe she doesn’t need to act like an 8th grade cheerleader. I can’t believe she hasn’t worn the cheerleader outfit yet with giant Pom poms. Sorry, just couldn’t keep it in anymore. Taylor Swift officially doesn’t HAVE the pressure of the Super Bowl. She is a singer dating a football player. But, I LOVE you, and I know you are sensitive and worry about people. But let’s not worry about her tomorrow night. She will be okay.

Amy Diehl

1. Miss Debbie & Julian are already on pillow talk sometimes (and yes she's fabulous) 2. I loved Encanto! But will agree not as good as Coco

Amy Diehl

"Hey RIVAH!" 🤣🤣🤣

R M

He needs more gummys. I haven't laughed this hard in alnt time. Witness protection?! Wu-Tang Clan?! Car!!

sara castro

So funny !!! Such a good episode the gummy wasa great addition…