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PRE-SALE DELAYED (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-21 15:01:18
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2026-06

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Sissies. Our pre-sale is delayed because of problems with our event booker; it's out of our control. We will alert you and let you know as soon as we have the links ready. We understand this is some bullsh*t. Trust and BELIEVE we are just as frustrated as you are.

Comments

Alana Magniant

Lmao the one time I’m on time for something!

Carissa Mattern

Caaaarrrlllll! There’s a delay!!! 💜🖤

Elizabeth

CAAAAAARL??? Is that why LinkTree Link just keeps taking me to a link to create my own LinkTree Links, Carl?? SHOOTER! Go get mama’s change jar, looks like we gotta do this the old fashioned way!! ❤️❤️❤️🤪

Max Winters

Is it time for poodle to release their phone number?

Kimberley Shelton

I assumed that I was being a complete Carl’s wife.

Alyssa Holland

Oh no! I know y’all must be frustrated!

Amy Kalasunas

Oh dear God Carls Wives are gonna stroke out

Ali Balki

Oooohhhh I know y’all are blivid!!!!!

Caroline Dickie

Yike! Lmk if you need a sternly worded letter from one of your lawyer sissies

Mary Scheske

Ooohhhh noooooo! Try not to scratch anyone's eyes out 🫣

Tonya Beth

Caaarrrrlll! Just kidding, love you boys! 💙💙💙 I trust Poodle is making heads roll right now.

Peggy Ann

Aaah ok. Because the NYC link made me create a linktr.ee for myself and didn’t send me to the link for the tickets 😒

Elizabeth
>>130284788

Me too I had two alarms set and everything 🤪🤪 ah well, shit happens 🤷‍♀️

Milena Soto

I went directly to the theater website and used the code and bought my tickets and it all worked perfectly - hopefully my tickets are good when this all gets sorted out!

Jesica Kirrane

I just bought mine on tickets aster for Boston. With VIP meet & Greet! See you guys soon!!!!

Jennifer B
>>130285044

I'm taking a Xanax for Poods and Mattie because I can't even imagine the bullshit they're dealing with right now with messages.

Tara
>>130285145

OMG same with Toronto. I felt like such a Carls Wife.

Lauren B.
>>130285179

Same! I didn’t have any problems snagging tickets for Boston! So excited!

Kara

Ticketmaster has the Toronto date set for April 21st at the Opera house, not June 8th at the Royal? Also the April 21st date looks as though tickets are on sale to the public tomorrow. So confused!

Lizzy

Mattie’s card pull was not promising after all… CAAAARRRRRLLLLL 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Elizabeth

My theatre’s website (Toronto) doesn’t have anything yet

Shasta Moon

I used the theatre website for Tampa, entered the presale code and bought tickets with no problem. Can't wait to see you guys live again!

Linds

Wait! How did you guys find which venue for each city? Help!

Elizabeth
>>130285145

MEE TOOOOO I went to the Royal's website to see if I could find tix there but nothing yet :(

Robin H

It's giving Love is Blind Live Reunion

Jesica Kirrane
>>130285214

Yay! Hubby just told me that he might not be able to go this time, I said no worries, there are plenty of sissies to go with!

Elizabeth Marks

So, NYC seems to be up, but no meet and greets.

Elizabeth

While we’re waiting for tickets…I’ll be going to the Toronto show solo, sissies!!! Can’t wait to find someone to make out with 🤪🤪🤪

Laura Wood
>>130285558

Same. I keep getting told to make my own linktree. I have no links. I don’t need a tree. 😂

Elizabeth
>>130285746

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Elizabeth
>>130285646

In the LinkTree there’s each city with the date and venue on the name of the individual links :)

Peggy Ann

NYC sissies: I went to the Gramercy website. Which is the VIP tickets? The $48 Floor seats?

Jaimie

I got tickets for Boston through Ticketmaster!

ratbaby

oh nooo. im so sorry, boys!

Summer

KGQ. We’ll all get there. I’m sorry this has been such a shitshow for our boys.

Sabrina
>>130285912

Another TO sissy here! Trying to convince my husband I’ll keep him safe from Poodle’s playpen so he’ll go with me 😂

Jessica

We can’t wait to see you in Seattle!

C T

I tried going directly to the website to purchase tickets. I'm really concerned about proceeding since the show was for Tampa is listed for May 8, a different date.

Elizabeth

I'm envisioning Mattie on the phone with the booker being super friendly and people-pleasing (just like me) and Poodle on the phone with the booker telling them that he's going to push them down a flight of stairs in the middle of the night if those ticket links aren't working within the next hour 🤪

Linds

I’m about to lose my mind. I clicked on the Linktree link, created an acct, verified it, and went back to click RG linktree and it won’t pull up. The show isn’t listed on my venue website 😭

Elizabeth
>>130286724

Yeah on Instagram the boys said that some of the dates may be different from previously announced. Toronto was announced as being June 8th at the Royal, but I found them for April 21st in Toronto at a different venue when I asked Google. I'm still waiting for the actual link from the boys just to be sure I buy the right thing but that's a pretty big discrepancy on the part of the booker if it ends up being the case lol. Poor Mattie and Poodle, they must be freaking out.

Dixon Syder

The Gramercy NYC has it available. Use the code and you’ll be able to purchase. I just did it.

Elizabeth
>>130287016

Still waiting on the links I guess. M&P said they'll let us know when they're ready. I have the same issue :)

Dixon Syder
>>130286101

Oh fudge. I clicked on deck since that’s the only ones that said VIP. Caaaaarl………

Linds

Thank you @elizabeth! I was losing my mind! This is just one string of tech issues I’ve encountered today and it’s only 9:30 am 😂

Sandpaillaura
>>130286122

Me too! But I had to use the filter to see the VIP tickets even with the presale code activated.

Jobie Pippin

Linktree is being a Carl’s wife! Or maybe it’s me? Oof. Just hoping I can score some VIP tickets in all this craziness.

Elizabeth Marks

So, the booker is the next stop on the birthday bus?

Elizabeth
>>130287372

Links still aren’t working ❤️ I think they’ll let us know when they’re up and running. A lot of us are having the same LinkTree issue.

Jamie Lynn Lamond

Ok so it's not just me! I panicked realizing I forgot about 10am but I'm still ok 🤣

Peggy Ann
>>130286101

Lol that’s how I felt after being bamboozled into creating a linktr.ee

Julianne
>>130287372

Linktree links 😉 didn’t work for me but I was able to book tickets by going to the venue’s website (Boston). Good luck, sissies!

Kathy

Is Miss Debbie ( and Ruben the Cuban) in charge of your tour?

Julianne
>>130287016

Linktree links aren’t working. Just go to the venue’s website and you should be good

Linds

My venue site doesn’t have the show listed, unfortunately

Anastasia Sunshine

Take your time, get it right. I’m more concerned about Clay eating that soup at lunch.

Emily So

Is anybody else seeing tickets for sale in Toronto in April? Those aren’t the correct ones right?

Raeann

Technology is great when it works! But if y’all need a new TM let me know 😂 Also Cleveland sissies I looked and it’s not on hilarities yet

Elizabeth
>>130290359

I saw those as well, at a different venue. they did say in their Instagram post about the delay that some of the dates might be different than previously announced, I assume because the booker fucked up royally. I’m holding off on buying the April Toronto tickets directly until we hear something definitive from Mattie and poodle, but I have a feeling that the date they were given was wrong and that our show will be in April.

Denice Hebert

I was going for Toronto too. I thought I was going crazy because it kept trying to make me setup a profile! Now I know why! Carl...the boys said I'm not crazy!

Sabrina
>>130290359

I’m literally refreshing my Patreon and Instagram every 2 minutes for the update, I don’t want to be bamboozled lol

Emily So
>>130290359

I have the app open while I work so I don’t miss it 😂😂😂

Alex Oates

Is it too early for a high noon

Val McCue
>>130290216

Hahaha I’ve been AD at some point in my life with a significant other

Taylor

Can’t buy in DC even if you go to the venue website ☹️

C T
>>130285600

Hi Shasta Moon, I did the same but did you notice that the show date in Tampa is actually 5/8 (according to the venue), instead of the 5/9 that was announced. I was a little hesitant but instead my FOMO made me do it. 😆 🤣 😂

kayleelovestakis

oh poodle is seeeeeething right now. he's about to go mother poodle on their asses

Elizabeth
>>130297402

He’s gonna be Mother Poodle combined with Marr Revenge energy 🤪🤪

Jamie Green

While we wait anyone going to ATL solo?

Shasta Moon
>>130285600

Omg I didn’t 🤦🏻‍♀️ I did think the date seemed odd when I added it to my work calendar but didn’t think to check it lol

Rachel Dean

Hilarities in Cleveland is the BEST venue you could have picked!! It's an incredible comedy club that you'll be shocked to find in Cleveland LOL. The attached restaurant, Pickwick & Frolic (which now that I think about it is a VERY gay name, wh ich feels correct) is absolutely delicious. The owner, Nick Kostis, is the sweetest man in the whole wide world and I can't wait for you guys to meet him. I'm locked in to buy VIP tickets as soon as they go live!

Elizabeth

If y'all end up coming to Toronto in April, there's no guarantee that you wont' arrive during a polar bomb :D

Elizabeth

It's 10:20 am in Los Angeles, I'm willing to bet Mattie has had 3 gummies and Poodle is on his 8th vodka of the morning xoxoxo

Victoria vdM
>>130302072

This! My mother's birthday is on the 10th, and it always snows on her Birthday, or the day after.

Victoria vdM
>>130287647

I got out of my yoga class and rushed to my phone. I shed a tear when I saw this announcement.

Elizabeth

Ticketmaster for the Toronto April 21st date says the presale is active now, should I go ahead and buy??? I'm afraid to spend money unless we hear something definitive from Mattie and Poodle.

Hannah Snyder

Hang in there Mattie and Poodle! We love you and can't wait to see you! <3

Emily So
>>130303992

I’m also contemplating….i don’t want to miss the chance if other people are snatching them up

Greta Jordan

It has to be renamed the “Shimmer Down Tour” after all of this. Consider it manifested!!

Jujuy
>>130303992

In the past if a show venue /date changed, ticketmaster has honoured for me. I would go ahead if it were me (no luck yet here in Vancouver)

Victoria vdM

It looks like Toronto is April 21st and that's my closing night for the theatre show I'm set designer for. *cries*

Victoria vdM
>>130303992

There didn't seem to be a VIP option when I bought the tickets and I was looking at ticketmaster BEFORE they went live.

Nicole Wick

Jake has got to be absolutely blivid

Emily So
>>130303992

There was a post show M&G ticket, that’s the one I bought….but it’s no longer on their linktree…

Sabrina
>>130303992

Poodle commented on FB that April 21 at the opera house is correct! 🎉

Emily So
>>130303992

Oh perfect!! I got the more expensive M&G so glad to know they are the right tickets 😂😂😂

Tara
>>130303992

Make sure you select “filter” and it will show “M+G”. You have to select that.

Emily So
>>130303992

Thank you so much for confirming!! I got so nervous I bought a fake ticket or something 😭😭 see u guys soon!!

Victoria vdM
>>130305519

Thankfully the show is at 2 pm. So I will prep talk the union stage hands to hurry up the strike and then I'll rush on over to see my gays! LOL

Denice Hebert
>>130290876

I was contemplating what to setup to sell...Carl...should we sell the children to make sure I get to see Poodle and Mattie?

Elizabeth
>>130303992

THANK YOU SO MUCH I GOT MY TICKET!!!!!! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE EVERYONE!!!!

Denice Hebert

Just went to Zanies site in Nashville, if you put in the code it lets you select regular or VIP. Should we go ahead and buy, or could Nashville change?

Jujuy

Just had DM fr queens that Vancouver tix go on sale at 3 pm today!

Jude

How are y’all seeing the venues?! I’m stuck in a linktree loop that just takes me back to Patreon

Jude
>>130310941

How did you know the venue? All I saw yesterday was city and date

Meghan Murphy

Does anyone know what the venue is for the 6/19 PDX show, so I can check their site? Aunt Bing was no help!

Jeni A
>>130315956

Got stuck in the same loop this morning. Finally decided to Google and figure out where my local show is, but it had a radically different date (which we'd been warned about). Honestly, at this point I'd wait for the official word here (or on socials). I'm sure they'll be announced as soon as possible after everything is squared away.

Lauren

any atlanta sissies able to figure out how to get tix? The boys aren’t on Terminal West’s website.

Elizabeth
>>130321833

Did the venue get changed maybe? That happened with Toronto, venue and date both changed.

Lauren
>>130321833

Idk how to see that. the linktree link doesn’t even have the dates up anymore.

Sarah Taafe

Hang in there boys! Can’t wait to buy once this is sorted out!

Allison Mangini
>>130321833

That explains everything! I was on the venue website today and it wasn’t there! Booked Tamps on their website. VIP bay-bee!!! Just me so I’m hoping for a front row seat!!!

Elizabeth
>>130321833

I honestly just googled “Toronto reality gays” and the Ticketmaster came up…but I waited for confirmation from Mattie and Poodle before going ahead and buying.

Judy Molnar
>>130321833

Thanks for sharing - checking it out now. Original venue was blocks from home for me

Emily Macleod

Update for those who are eyeing the NY show at the Gramercy…. I was just able to buy the tickets with the meet and greet add-on!

Caroline V

Good I needed one more day for my check anyways 😂

Christina O

Yall totally forgot to set my alarm so for me this is a “happy mistake” lol prayers for this ticket man, he’s about to get reemed!

Jude

I don’t understand how y’all are getting tickets, WTH! I can’t even see the venues and dates

Elizabeth Marks
>>130337773

The linktree isn't working, but some venues can be accessed through Ticketmaster or their individual websites. It's venue dependent.

Chantal Brown
>>130311128

I can't see anything about Vancouver. Do you know the venue or where the tickets are going on sale

Elizabeth
>>130337773

Try googling “reality gays” + your city and see what comes up. Some cities have ended up being different dates and venues, but myself and a few other sissies have had luck that way ❤️

Elizabeth
>>130315956

If you’re in the Squad, be sure to check the thread in there about the links. Poodle confirmed that the Toronto date/venue that was popping up on Google was correct so he may have confirmed some other places!

Reality Gays

Sissies!!! Thank you so much for your patience—it’s been a DAY. Hopefully, we will have ALL the requisite links on the link tree by tomorrow midday, but if that doesn’t happen, we are planning to push the presale to Monday, so you still get time to enjoy your Patreon presale perk! Some of you are finding tickets that are available on Ticketmaster/live nation, and those links have been vetted and are working now. The only reason I took the link tree down is because we were missing so many other venues, and it was causing more confusion than it was worth. For some of you, who were confused about the lack of VIP options at the Gramercy in NYC, the link currently has an available option to add on VIP. Again, thank you so much for your patience today. We WILL get through this! Stay tuned to our social media and Patreon for more updates — Poodz

Lauren

Lord, please come through with a decent Atlanta date! I’m about to go all “tears of Kalani” over here….might morph into “tears of jasmin” after while…..

Devil's Cabana Boy

Any idea when Philadelphia might happen? I need to decide if I should buy ticket for NYC or wait until I learn about Philly…

Jennifer Whirley

Got my ticket at The Varsity through the venue, MN sissies! ♥️

Hannah Goralewicz
>>130342936

I’m so sorry yall are going through this! I can’t imagine how frustrating this entire thing is for you both.

Deanna Elio

The Atlanta one (terminal west) has a different show scheduled for 5/8! I don't see yall on the calendar there.

Elizabeth
>>130390610

The boys mentioned that there's both a date and venue change in Atlanta, I think they'll have more info for that one soon!

Meghan Murphy
>>130318164

Tickets are up on the Polaris website!! But no meet and greet option listed, so I’m afraid to purchase a regular ticket and miss out 😰

Meghan Murphy
>>130318164

Okay I panic-purchased anyway, because: scarcity mindset. If a VIP option emerges later and I have to buy a second ticket to get it, I’ll just have to sell my original one to another PDX sissy 🫠

Lindsay DiAnn
>>130318164

I saw that! I am waiting for now... but might just grab a general admission ticket...