Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Content

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY, SISSIES!

Gaytrons, you can now access tickets for our 2024 live show tour! 

https://linktr.ee/RealityGays

presale code: dreamit24 

The only links we DON'T have this morning ar Columbus and Ft Lauderdale (of COURSE it would by Ohio AND Florida), but hopefully we will get these very soon.

Cities that are TBA: SEATTLE, ATLANTA, AUSTIN, PHILLY, DENVER, CHARLOTTE, LOS ANGELES. These dates will be announced later, and will have their own presale and onsale. We will get you this info as soon as we have it

We know that some venues don't have an option for VIP Meet and Greet, and we're working on this, too. Rest assured that we WILL have an option for a M&G at EVERY venue! You may have to purchase it later as an add-on to your regular ticket. Stay tuned!

Lastly, thank you thank you THANK YOU for your patience1 We can't wait to get out there and wear terrible costumes, sing out faces off, flirt with your husbands!

If you have any more issues than the ones I've pointed out, please leave them in the comments below.

I need a fucking Bloody Mary - P

EDITS: 

COLUMBUS - link is LIVE on the linktree!

SF - VIPS are LIVE! If you already bought a GA ticket, and want to upgrade to VIP,  contact the venue and they can handle that

INDIANAPOLIS - link IS working NOW! Scroll down to the red "buy tickets" button and enter the presale code where it says "promo code," and that will unlock tickets. For VIP M&G, click  "go to add-ons" 

NYC - To purchase a "Meet and Greet" add-on, you must add a ticket to your cart, and then add the Meet and Greet option (listed under "Event Extras") at check-out

CHICAGO  - The "Meet and Greet" option DOES include your ticket. The price should be $75--we're             working on it


Comments

Lala

San Francisco link is not working

Teresa Battaglia

Chicago pre-sale is at noon central time. Is that accurate or an error?

KC Dot

The San Francisco link takes me to a page that says “Oops this page cannot be found”😭

Ashley Johnson

SF goes to a broken link 😭😭😭

Mandy Legnon

Is Houston really sold out or is it a link/venue issue?

Carrie Peterson

SF show isn’t working. So I’ll keep waiting and checking!

Jessica

Can’t wait for the Seattle date!

Melisa

The link for San Francisco isn’t working. Can I join you for a Bloody Mary, Poodz?

Greta Jordan

Uggh! Way to go Columbus! 🤦🏽‍♀️

Emily V

Is the Priority Seating for Vancouver the Meet and Greet?

Dara Medina

We love you guys. Keep going Queens!

Val McCue

Yay! Just got my tickets- 🥳 pretty smooth transaction. Thanks Queens for fixing it!

Peggy Ann

As of now, the page is blank for Live Nation for NYC tickets. I’ll dm you on Instagram to show you

Julianne

thanks for the update, Poodz! Just confirming that those of us who were able to purchase tickets through the presale on Wednesday (I bought Boston VIP. I know some other sissies were successful in other cities, as well) still have valid tickets. I assume Ticket Master would tell me if that's not the case but I don't trust them! Cheers!

America Newnum

The link to tickets for Indy isn’t working on the venue page - the linktree link on your page is ok though

Victoria vdM

Toronto: Tickets have been on sale since Wednesday, when I bought a ticket it was general admission only. NOW Ticketmaster is claiming the seats are pre-selected seating and general admission .... and I can't figure out if I lost my ticket or if I can book a seat with my already bought ticket. Who would I contact to to figure this out? Edit: I still have a ticket but I can't preselect a seat. SUCH FUN! Oh well. I am alone, I will sit next to anyone. P.s. Ticketmaster help is a mess. The AI robot has malfunction!

Chelsea Raycraft

Sf isn’t working :/ do we have to wait til 10AM?

Jill

I love how these instructions get more like a syllabus every year. Y’all are honorary teachers at this point.

Sarah Taafe

Is Denver no longer happening? It’s not on the link tree.

Tara Stigall

Carl's Wife here.... anyone attending Chicago show... do we need to buy a Ticket AND a Meet & Greet ticket in order to meet & greet or does that option include a show ticket? the list of options from venue: Stage Premier - $35 Premier - $28 Orchestra - $28 Mezzanine Premier $25 Mezzanine - $25 Post-Show Meet and Greet - $65

Tricia theisen

You get your Bloody, Poodle! You’re amazing!!

Peggy Ann

NYC sissies: Official Platinum are the VIP tickets, right?

Jamie Green

Can’t wait for Atlanta or Charlotte!!

Abbie Murphy

FYI Mattie, even though your show is in a slightly different part of the city, we have a giant chandelier in Cleveland (outside on the street) in our theater district (Playhouse Square)!

Angela Cruz

Kept looking and looking for atl.. finally i saw atl in tba cities... shooter go get mama her 🍃 im too sober for today

Victoria vdM

Same! I tried handling my problem without the gays but Ticketmaster AI is malfunctioning on me and I have no idea who else to talk to!

Victoria vdM

Tara, I will wear my orange sweater! I have short hair and will be on CBD gummies! See you there! We can bitch about Ticketmaster screwing us over together!

April

Just secured my Cleveland VIP ticket! 🥳 Now someone get Poods some vodka & pizza, then Mattie DrPepper & a gummy STAT!

Mary

Indianapolis link isn't working. It's likely on the venue's end, so I'll keep checking. Looking forward to see the show!

Ariana Guzman

Carl, which tickets are the meet and greet for NYC?

Laura

You deserve a Bloody Mary, Poodle! Can’t wait for DC 😘

Kim Benzor

Yes! Every time they get a little bitchy about people not reading instructions or asking a question that’s already been answered 1,000 times I just want to give them a hug and say “there there, I understand” 😂

Jennifer Riester

Woot!!! Got my meet and greet for CLEVELAND!!!!! And will now start preparing for our April blizzard 🤣

Bre

Are Houston tickets sold out already?!

Kayla Case

Do you know if we have to get a ticket and meet and greet or if the meet and greet includes a ticket to the show

Victoria vdM

TORONTO SISSYS: I am trying to figure out if I can switch my general seating ticket to a pre-selected one since I bought my ticket on Wednesday. This was the reply: Victoria, your tickets are still General Admission tickets and you were unable to select the seat on your account because of the delivery delay. The Event Organizer has placed a delivery delay on your event, which is scheduled to be lifted on April 7, 2024. Once it's lifted, you'll be able to access your tickets. I have now asked if that means I can select my seat on April 7th and Ticketmaster has ghosted me. EDIT: Oh my gosh the main page now says its ALL general seating, and just skip the line nonsense! I feel dumb .... if not a little bit gaslit.

Jenna Ausiello

SF will be available at 10 am our time sissies. Posting this as a comment because I just scrolled the whole thread and saw so hope others see this!

Greta Jordan

Columbus is finally online and I just bought my VIP ticket!! 🥳 June 5th can’t get here soon enough!!!

Kayleigh

I'm due with a baby in June and my wife is convinced I'm going to give birth on 6/6. Do I risk it and buy Chicago tickets for 6/7? 🤔

Kelly Potter

Heyoo!!! This is a potentially stupid question...the VIP Post Show Meet and Greet (Dallas) IS our ticket to the show, yes? We don't need to purchase both....(sorry, blonde chic here)

Victoria vdM

I pitch a Patreon extra where we get to watch a live stream of the booker getting fired by Poodle. Urg. I feel so bad for how two fav Queens, the venues, and any unaware ticket agents caught up in this pre-sale mess.

Ashley

I'm reading it as you need to buy both, but you raise a good point..

Reality Gays

You have to place a regular ticket in your cart, and then select the Meet and Greet option when you're checking out. It's under "E vent Extras"

Mary

Indianapolis link is working now. Just bought mine with no issues.

Victoria vdM

Thanks for letting me know! When I clicked on Ticketmaster today, it had a buy and pre-select seating option and I was so mad that my ticket was general. They seemed to have changed it now.

Eliza Gillliam

Well well DENVER, always a problem child. It's because of me, you know.

Eliza Gillliam

Poodle using a 1 instead of a ! feels right, lol

Victoria vdM

Show up in your hospital-grown with a freshly born baby in hand! Too tired? Hand it to Mattie, he will hold the baby for you. xD

Katie Teets

So at every show we need to make sure Poodle, Mattie, and the rest of the Reality Gays team get at least one drink bought for them!

Reality Gays

OK, I've put some edits in the post that will answer most of the questions people are having. Check them out!

Teresa Battaglia

I can’t click on anything for the chicago tickets. Wtf am I doing wrong?

M T

Are you able to buy the chi tickets on the city winery website? It’s not locked anymore but I can’t buy

Bea Castillo

Same! There's no option to purchase and price for meet and greet hasn't been updated

Renee Gibson

Does SF have a VIP option? Online is only stating GA

Hannah Balka

Caarl?? The Chicago venue shows the date/time but does not have a link to click to buy tickets.

Erika Elkins

CARLLLLLLLL mama can't figure out how to buy Chicago tickets on city winery website? Help!

STEVE Y

SF Tickets are LIVE!!!! See you boys in June!

Chelsea Raycraft

SF is working!!!! Edit: is SF one of the venues that doesn’t have a meet and greet option yet?

Carrie Peterson

SF has no VIP showing. Clicked on right at 10am. Tried to put in cart and sign in and no option to upgrade tickets.

Marcy Rodenborn

Got my SF ticket and am waiting for the Meet and Greet option to be added so I can present you with some vintage Gay porn that my Dad stashed away. It needs to go to a good home.

M T

Same- there is not a way to ‘add to cart’ or purchase

Hannah Balka

It's weird because there was a ticking countdown to tickets going on sale at noon CST and when it turned to noon, then there is nothing.

Laura Kunz

I felt like a Carl’s wife, but there was a countdown and then no way to purchase anything.

Nicole Frangos

GOT TICKETS FOR THE TORONTO SHOW!!! Toronto Sissies we should totally set up a drinks session beforehand 😆

Natalie New

Can’t wait to meet y’all in Houston!

Fiona

Ok so now Houston is showing available but the description says the prices should be $30 for GA and $50 for VIP meet and greet, but the actual box office page says $40 and $90? So $10 of fees for GA but $40 fees for VIP? Is that right?

Kayla Case

Here for updates on Chicago link

Fiona

Ok so now Houston is showing available but the description says the prices should be $30 for GA and $50 for VIP meet and greet, but the actual box office page says $40 and $90? So $10 of fees for GA but $40 fees for VIP? Is that right? Hope you are doing all this with a spiked Dr Pepper in hand, Mattie.

Antje Lennon

Hi! Having a little trouble getting the Chicago tickets, doesn’t seem to have an option to click on seat options.

Tara Stigall

Chicago venue is selling Meet & Greet as an add-on for extra $65.

Ashley Johnson

Just got Chicago - it's up! Plus M&G! I'm going alone - at Table 230. Hope to make sissy friends!

Tara Stigall

has anyone successfully purchase Chicago tickets? I keep getting a processing error during checkout.

Elizabeth

God Bless you both!!! Sending you both a dick machine, stat. PS I can’t actually send two dick machines, I couldn’t possibly afford even one. But sending plenty of metaphorical dick machines.

Courtney

I’ve got my VIP for Columbus and cannot wait!!!

Chelsea Raycraft

No I don’t see a vip or meet and greet option. 😩 I’m wondering if it’s one of the cities that will have that link later like they say up above in the post.

Reality Gays

This is correct. They do the weird step of adding the "fees" into their up-front pricing. Tix are 35 and 75, and the 40 and 90 are with the fees included

Darcy Christ

Woo hoo!! Just bought for San Francisco…I live in Dallas but am out of town when y’all are here…anxiously awaiting VIP addition…sat myself middle of the front row at the Dallas show and I want it again…can’t get enough of M&P

Aida Flores

Houston sissies - We all know how Poodle feels about breweries….can’t wait to hear his take on Bad Astronaut 😂

Ruby Melissa Ward

Waiting patiently for the Atlanta date. Kind of happy bc it was originally in the middle of the week.

Bea Castillo

I paid $100 for ticket and M&G. and I'm happy to do it, I need a cigarette after the fuckery

Elizabeth

Actually not as much as I thought (still can’t get it though lol)…this one has 8 different attachments!! $150 Canadian. https://www.amazon.ca/Automatic-Connector-Thrusting-Masturbation-Attachments/dp/B0BZNRD5NW/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_maf_1?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.UeJy7JZ1d75tpJJc5xhZ6o-0ti9ieGA6uinE5OMMiYtw58TLlCIBHz1dRpLHZSTS9aGD195f-Lzy8sKgwQRxiI6uIWjGGx-uX8krx4EIcvHLQe9TTfFy4hiRpV10Qxn9NnuKE7C-xj0FW7Czq-FMmbqreOiY-7OTKm2YEV2M1wIXLg1smIpd--F3QUR05Ss7ZLjtjbzgQ0aXkgISoy0VEQ.xt676uEvAJ8jrV817bSR1njJn7KFbER6gtU-KA6Fwoc&dib_tag=se&keywords=sexmachine&qid=1708713570&sr=8-2

Reality Gays

Indianapolis is up and running! Follow my instructions in the EDITS if you want VIPS

Ashley Johnson

I haven't been on FB in YEARS, but now with my first RG event, I probably need to join the sissy squad so I can find the pre-show meet-ups, etc. 😅 I'm going to the Chicago show (live in Sac, CA), so I don't know anyone. If you're at Table 230, send me a note! Can't wait to make friends. ❤️

Alana Magniant

I’m having issues too- the guys say the vip includes the ticket, but there no option to but just the vip without the ticket as well. Ima keep scrolling the comments and see if I find a fix!

Peggy Ann

NYC sissies: there was confusion for me about VIP tickets. I thought they were the Official Premium tickets. I didn’t realize the Meet and Greet was an add-on and scrolled right by it while originally checking out. Needless to say, I now have an extra ticket after purchasing a more affordable ticket for me with the M&G add-on. Message me if you want a Row C Floor seat. I can transfer it to you on the Ticketmaster app and you can Venmo or Zelle me the money

Alana Magniant

It wasn’t working on mobile for me- I had to get to an actual computer to be able to click ‘but tickets’, but we got there!

Fiona

Thank you! And keep going queens, you’ll get through this and the tour will be worth it!

Tara Fisher

If tickets were bought at the venues site, am I okay?

Lindsay DiAnn

Cannot wait to see y'all in Portland!!! 🎉💖🎉

Amy Diehl

Coming to Chi Town!!! 😁😁😁

Amy Diehl

I just did, But they did have like an hour. You had to wait until you bought them I would say try again

Katie Jones

We should get a sissy meet up going beforehand! I think there’s a post about it in the FB group

Nicole Wick

Done!!! See you in Nashville!

Nicole Wick

Also, the Vietnamese place across the street from Zanie’s called Love Peace & Pho is outstanding!!

Jennee Shy

See you in Chicago!!

Ayesha Faust

Got SF VIP tickets!! Can’t wait to see and meet you. I’m going to cry probably, sorry 🐩

Tommye Lane

Anyone have luck with Phoenix? I entered everything on the site, looks like it’s an issue on their end. It asks for country code, I choose United States and it then says it says “invalid number?” Tried to call the phone number, no answer or vm to leave message for box office. I’m on iPad, will try on Mac now. I’ll update if I get it to work or get any info. Gotta get our Sissy tix!

Tommye Lane

Carl's Wife here!! " Carrlllllll! I thought presale was over! Carlllll! Look-it! Entering in the presale code that those Gays gave in the post worked! Shooter! Mama got her Gays!"

Colleen

See you in Portland! And I’ll have no idea what I’m seeing. Is it y’all recording an episode for the podcast or…what?

Stephanie LeDoux

If there’s no meet and greet option, just bring your husband around back to the alley and I can promise you the boys will make time for you 😂

Ayesha Faust

Also do we typically get more info about the meet and greet times/locations when the dates get closer? Asking for a carls wife…

Alanna Coffin

Ahh!!! The Toronto date changed so I am able to go!!! 🎉🎉

Jennifer

I read all the comments and don’t see that anyone had asked this yet. Soooo I bought NYC tix on Wednesday (official platinum bc I’m a sucker) through Ticketmaster. Is there any way to get meet and greet now without having to buy another ticket??

Sam Lo

Yay! I got my ticket for Boston. Now, this gal is nervous. Any Boston Sissies here? 😰😳

Ketchup Flynn

I know you guys live here but LA sissies need a live show too!

Megan Cannon

Carl’s Wife managed to get her some VIP tickets! See y’all in Dallas ♥️

Reality Gays

Sorry about that! Yeah, their language sucks and it’s deceptive. I would suggest buying another ticket before the M&Gs sell out, and contacting the venue to get a refund for the other. They will be much more lenient with you because you are already buying a ticket than just returning one

Jennifer

Thanks for the reply - I’ll try it. You guys are the best! Can’t wait til 4/5!!

Allison Rae

Anyone having trouble with NYC tickets? It wouldn’t let me start the purchase because I wasn’t logged in, so I logged into Ticketmaster and now it’s saying page is not available, page is undergoing maintenance? I know this must be a Ticketmaster issue but I’m so pissed haha. I don’t wanna lose a good seat, I’m so excited 🥰

Allison Rae

Ok it worked this morning, phew!! Also added on the meet and greet, can’t wait to meet my gays and some fellow sissies!!

Dara Medina

See y’all in Nashville!

Jujuy

You can reach a real person by phone at T M- call 18006538000. Good luck

Angela

It’s traditionally been immediately following the show and they will give instructions from the stage.

Bex

Are y’all still coming to Seattle? I still see no date for it

Jobie Pippin

Any updates on Seattle and other TBD cities?

Antje Lennon

Hello! I mistakenly purchased 2 tickets for the NYC show and I’m looking to sell them. They are second row seats along with two meet and greets. Please let me know if you are interested. Thank you!

Kaari Dahl

CARRLLL... I can see the Seattle Date at the triple door - there's a password required to buy. Can you publish or send out the password? Take my money!!

Samantha watson

I'm confused by this because they haven't formally given us a presale date, but it's already open to buy on triple door's site

Kaari Dahl

I'm getting an "access restricted" and a password prompt when I try to buy tickets. Are you getting that?

Genna

Does anyone know if there is a way to find out what episodes/shows will be covered at the live shows?