March Boomslang + Monthly Exclusive Poll (Patreon)

doing the voting for this a bit differently, a entirely separate post for you all to vote with ! please choose the one you'd like to hear this month c: 

Option One

Shy Bookshop Owner Is Secretly A Feral Breedslut

"I couldn't help but notice the books you're always looking at ... maybe you want to come back after the shop closes and I'll show you my faves"

Option Two

Bimbo Barista Forgets She's Not Wearing A Bra And Flashes You

"Omg I'm so sorry ! I knew I was forgetting something this morning. Don't tell my shift leader she's a bitch ... let me make it up to you"