Commission: A Game of Skill (Patreon)

Whew. So I'm finally back to posting. I went dog-sitting for a friend last week, and his pair of rescued pit bulls got into a fight. (Nothing against my friend and nothing against pit bulls; they were both just traumatized as pups and evidently this can happen.) In the process of breaking them up, I got myself nibbled on a bit -- nothing disfiguring or the like, but I had one hand swollen up like crazy while it was healing. So, for those of you who've long been yearning for me to write a totally smut-free story for you, there ya go. 

I did manage to get a couple pieces finished up for you, though, and another that I'll be done with soon. This one is a commissioned piece, centered on a guy who sits down to try to beat a female poker champ at her own game. Plus a twist or two. Canny readers will note my transparent lack of proficiency at poker; hopefully that won't dampen the experience. 

Soon, I should have another one for you, one that's so silly I'm just giving it to the world (but early access for you wonderful folks), in which a horny middle schooler sets up a device to try to mind control his next door neighbor, but then both families move away and he forgets all about it. Shenanigans ensue. It's pretty dumb, but hopefully a fun kind of dumb. A legible draft should be done in the next few days.

In the meantime, however, enjoy!