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Hi everyone, I realize that this is yet another surprise message coming from me, but I feel in my heart it's time and I've decided what I want to do.

I've always wanted to travel abroad growing up, and now that I'm an adult, I feel that I am now able to do that more freely. So I plan on stopping all reactions, dropping everything, and travelling.

Because, I want to be a vampire, and I want to go Transylvania to get bitten by Dracula and transcend my human form. I feel that the vampire race is truly the superior species and that humans fucking suck. Plus flying and having blood magic would be pretty sick to have as powers.

So that is my post, please everyone respect my wishes and please refrain from using any garlic in your diets so that I may suck on your blood.

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Chaolao

Oooohhh~~~~ is this an... April Fools prank??

rbgtalk

not people ACTUALLY canceling their memberships over this hahaha

k_s_r28

Not me reading this post and realizing today is THE day lol

Oxy

I read this when I just woke up and was like fuck u man, then i got to the part about being a vampire and tought I was still dreaming haha