Naga Kigurumi (Patreon)

A new girl join the kigurumi team!

Meet Sssuki, the world’s most dangerous—and adorable—couch potato. As an armless lamia, she’s basically twenty feet of pure, unadulterated laziness wrapped in a fuzzy snakey kigurumi. While her sleek scales and naturally curvy silhouette suggest she could be a lethal femme fatale, she’s much more likely to be found buried under a mountain of pillows, using her powerful tail to swipe through Netflix and reel in bags of cheese puffs.

She’s a master of the "vertical lounge," often draped over the sofa in a way that’s accidentally alluring but mostly just efficient for napping. For Sssuki, the only thing better than a deep sleep is a deep-dish pizza, and her lack of arms just means she has more room for snacks and zero interest in ever getting up.