I just had to share this I opened three fortune cookies today...too weird this is what happened. (Patreon)

I just had to share this I opened three fortune cookies today. the first one said they don’t have a fortune for me the second one was completely empty so it literally did not have a fortune for me and the third one says I’m gonna have a bad hair day and my future whoever is writing these can go suck on a unicorn horn LOL