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[MONTHLY GIFT]: Salt (Patreon)

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2024-03-22 17:00:12
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2026-09
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They want to know my opinion about the salt.

This month, all patrons got SALT. One salt was made with love, and the other was made with science. It is Omar and Michael's salt.

If you did not get the salt, DM me and I can put together another one while salt supplies last!

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Sam Holland

I'm very impressed you were able to mail white powder so blatantly on display. I noticed the return address was nearby too? This clearly took a lot of work

AMANDA MAN HAM-MANAGER

All I know is they burn equally when snorted. Me and the mailman are friends now! He likes me because I am always walking my cat

Tim McG

My friends and I died from laughing at how hilarious and blatant this was! They made me actually try the salt too 🤣😳

Charlie Radford

I did a poll in my area and Matthew was the clear leader. Love wins once again

Jordan De Vito

Can I actually eat this salt. My mail person is very suspicious of me.

Michael Swanson

guess I got lucky and got 2 envelopes :)

Aaron Russell

I loved the nearby return address 😂😂 this was brilliant. Real salt requires love!!

Dana

I’m worried Michael/Matthew is having an identity crisis

Jon Herman

this was amazing, brilliant, I had no idea what was going on. Also I had family visiting me at my house for the past week and they were also completely disturbed, mystified, and delighted by the salt mail. I'm so happy I signed up for this Patreon at the advice of some diabolical friends. :-) honestly we were all afraid to try the salts but now I surely will. I also love how they are exactly like drug baggies and i can't believe they made it thru the mail without any hiccups or alerts LOLOL. 10/10 stars.

Joel Brazil

The guy who receives my mail and brings it to me has been seeing your mail for I think over a year now, and he said “If we get raided, I blame you”.

Jordan Tucker

My wife threw this mail away because she was so freaked out by it. Bravo!

Robert Brunello

Many thanks! I received my salts yesterday and are about to taste them together with my folks!

Mike Robertson

I'm still not sure about eating the salt. The uneasiness is welcome

H.

Please help. My friend mixed Matthew's salt with Omar's salt and now he's in a delirious state, occasionally rambling about truth and prophets and I don't even know... one time he kept shouting and repeating that I'm a sad blind "obdurate". I googled what that means but I makes no sense to me. Should I get him to the ER? He doesn't have insurance.

James Karagiannis

I havent received it yet, but I’ll give it a couple of days to see if it was just delayed

DogRespecter

I am new as f*** here so I can’t even tell if I even signed up correctly enough to get this months mail. If I signed up on the 8th but just today realized I needed to fill out the Wagner form did I miss out?

Hamburgled Saint

Befriended mailman. My house is iconic in my neighborhood. Usually only get mail 1-2 times a week. Waiting for him to ask what the fuck this stuff is. Will report back

Leena A

I am late to opening mail but my bf and I agree Matthew is the winner. Glad to discover it wasn’t ricin. The rush was fun. Thanks!